2159 Horloge
  • Caffeine
  • Methamphetamine
  • 5
  • 1
Jun 06, 2011 Jun 06, 2011 Montreal, Quebec, Canada 489 mg, 11.2 x 4.5 EcstasyData.org

Horloges (small portable timepieces) or Canadian Clocks which recently appeared in a submission to www.pillreports.com and were mistakenly labeled as likely piperazines, in what is only the latest example of pillreports bumblings when it comes to the misreporting of Canadian amphetamines, have been confirmed as containing caffeine and methamphetamine by the labs at www.ecstasydata.org.

While we recognized the odd clock as one similar to something that hit the market a while back in Canada, we can now confirm for you that the imprint is indeed the same. 

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill-2/

As you can see in the above link, there is a very clear picture of these clocks, provided by the one and only spedfaster, who once again, is clearly pushing speed on pillreports with his endorsement, “Fucking amazing pills” and “speeders, you will wanna…” blah blah blah.

We love when these reports pushing speed pop up, especially since we’ve received a smattering of email from retards and dumb bitches in support of clowns like spedfaster, or spedfaster, in specific.  Here’s a sample:

Wish I can tell you more about spedfaster, like some truth that can put an end to all your misconceptions on him, because there is a lot more depth to this person. Maybe it would make you realize how far from the truth you are, making you feel like an idiot jerk. But hell with it, it’s not my place to tell you.

Yeah honey.  Spedfaster is really deep, yo.  Don’t worry faithful.  We did not let the above emailer get away before we fully explainned our position.  Again.  LOL.  We’ve only been at this ad nauseum.  And we have no personal ill regard for spedfaster, save for the fact that he’s a low life meth head pushing speed on an Ecstasy database.  Anyway, we’d have liked to show you the latest pill report on these horloges but apparently pillreports is on summer vacation and still down for maintenance, going on what seems like a couple of weeks now.

Needs more than maintenance if you ask us, but we hope for the good of the scene that they are back up and running very soon.  If you’d like to follow how we’ve followed the speed scourge in Canada over the past year plus, check out any of the links below:

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/06/pill-reports-misreports-quebecs-latest-speed-spill/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2011/06/14/sheratons-see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/brad-pitt-pills-straight-amphetamine-from-same-idiots-in-quebec/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/quebec-still-rolling-in-amphetamine/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/new-speed-pill-hits-quebec-from-same-amphetamine-operation/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/clean-pills-finally-pop-up-in-quebec/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/quebecs-latest-speed-pill/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/did-ri-man-have-bad-trip-with-quebec-speed/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill-2/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/batteries-new-charge-in-quebecs-speed-scene/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/an-odd-report-on-amphetamine-white-spiders-that-were-tested-in-quebec/ 

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/08/30/gatorade-ice-new-speed-in-new-brunswick/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/05/handicaps-quebecs-newest-speed-pill-tested/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/ 

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/05/handicaps-quebecs-newest-speed-pill-tested/  

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/   

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/19/a1-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/   

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/rockstars-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/  

So come back soon, pillreports, so we can trash you more completely for not paying attention to your own Ecstasy database, as you do so well.  And if there are any piperazine fans out there in the MTL they should steer clear of these “Roman Clocks.”

Be Smart,

Crackbillionair (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)