Danielle Staub


Drita D’Avanzo, star of Real Mobwives (above).

Let’s get right to the real and the housewife stuff from the Bravo Series, most of them aren’t housewives, and most of it is unreal.  It’s entertaining in a grotesque way, sure, and it’s been holding our interest between New York, New Jersey, and Beverly Hills since the start of New York, which may even be way too long.  So we had no expectations about Real Mobwives, or even that we’d be able to watch.  It was foolish of us.  We live in these neighborhoods where the Mob Wives have their drinks, their fancy parties and the gyms where they work out, and the street signs they flash are sometimes our own.

We’ve come from the neighborhoods where these mob husbands have committed their crimes, and we know people who know the victims, of say, the Sammy Gravano serial killing rampage.  It’s one of the reasons why, whether we are pre-prejudiced to her already, but we really, really do not like Karen Gravano.  Her father was a mass murderer and a rat, making him essentially one of the most dangerous and selfish criminals of all time.  She is part of that family–from that family.  Karen’s done nothing to win her any fans since strolling her plus size ass into the bar at Da’ Noi and revealing to all what kind of “bitch she was”, in her very first scene.

Her father killed fathers and sons and ruined families, and here she is writing a book about this and that, essentially capitalizing on her father’s crimes, and on a TV show, given a car and driver and some type of salary, and we would think.  VH1 must be putting her up, because Gravano lives in Arizona and returned to Staten Island only for this show.  And not in a good neighborhood by the way in case you wonder.  Her ‘hood is considered the ghetto for our upscale area, and Karen belongs there, because she is as ghetto as anyone on television.

She sits there and says to the camera that Renee is so attached and so proud of the mafia life that she’ll never be able to divorce herself from it.  She says that, and that’s true, with Renee this week throwing a party and a fight at that party, and pitching an idea for a website that sends cards and packages to inmates at prisons.  But she’s real.  She’s the “realest bitch you know”, in fact.  We were basically fighting with fists since episode 1, and in four years of New York Housewives, and however many years of Danielle in NJ, whose supposedly stripping at Scores btw, we haven’t seen Danielle or Jill or The Countess or Kelly get their asses kicked, although Teresa was awesome when she flipped the table and called Danielle a “prostitution whore”.

Also, honorable mention to Jacquie’s fat daughter who pulled out Danielle’s weave.  Priceless.  But the NJ Housewives are more real than NY, and the Mob Wives completely own it.  If Mob Wife Drita, who we think is the best character on MB, got told a bunch of high sissy nitpicking shit like Luann tries all the time, she might probably tell her to “shut the fuck up” and if she felt like throwing down, she’d slide her shoes off and then crack her face open.

We’re hoping that on this show, so great for us personally because we have been on the fringe of this sort of element and been fascinated by it always, that we could look upon it in its rawest form.  We think that there’s a good chance that Drita, our best character, is going to fuck up Karen Gravano, by far the shows most despicable character, fairly soon, because Gravano, of all people, feels betrayed by Drita for marrying her former boyfriend.  Important details: Drita is smoking hot and Gravano loos like Porky Pig, Gravano wants to write about Drita’s husband, who is a stone cold gangster who is not kidding when he says on his collect calls from upstate that Karen is a “stupid bitch” and that she “better fucking leave my name out of it.”  Drita, is married to the guy for 13 years and started dating him after he and Karen broke up, and now she has kids and a marriage with him, and to Karen, this isn’t just ancient history.

Because she wants to sell a show and a book, and also, because she’s a despicable and warped person who learned from the best.  She’s trying to sell a book about her father’s crimes, and the crimes she committed after her father went away because she had to be bad to prove herself and to act out in the wake of her father becoming the biggest rat in history, who murdered in cold blood 20 or so, to boot.  But it will sell, because people are fascinated by this mafia stuff.  Only, is she entitled to profit off of her father’s crimes?  We would hope any and all victims file suit over proceeds.

Renee may be annoying as all hell, and the bullshit she’s always spouting about her poor son this and that.  Listen, if someone is sick of your rude ass and texts you to that effect, and your son sees the text, that’s no reason to blame someone else.  You are in control of your own phone.  But Carla held her own, despite giving up a hundred lbs. or so, got a few mushes in, also winning the verbal argument.  Renee is jealous of Carla because Carla looks good, or is a “skinny bitch”, as she says, and maybe even because Carla does have a boyfriend and the attention of other men vying for her.

But Karen?  Oh God, so terrible.  But keeping pushing it.  Keep bringing it up to Drita, even though, as she says, she can’t go back in time and make this Lee thing any different, so she better just drop it.  Karen wants us to think she’s so divorced from the life, but then went to a little store in Brooklyn where her father used to collect gambling money and plot murders, and had the nerve to tell the people she wanted to look inside and that she was “Sammy’s daughter.”

She should hide her head in shame, and yet, she is bragging to the cameras about how smart a criminal her dad is, and how brilliant he was for picking a residence right off the exit to the highway where the house couldn’t be surveiled.  She’s as proud as Renee or prouder of her background, and while Renee isn’t our best character, she doesn’t have the same life ruining sins of her father on her head.

Karen is almost indescribably wicked.  We can’t wait until Drita breaks her face in.  Really.

Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Joe Giudice (R.) seated with counsel.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey husband Joe Giudice was released from jail today in New Jersey, having served 8 days of a 10 day sentence for driving without a license.

Giuseppe (Joe) Giudice was released from the Morris County Correctional Facility Tuesday morning after serving eight days of a 10-day sentence for driving with a suspended license, RadarOnline.com reported.

Wearing a black-and-white jumpsuit, Giudice reportedly walked out of the jail’s lobby and met two “muscle men” who were waiting to drive him home.

While doing time behind bars, Giudice bragged to friends and family that jail is like a “vacation,” according to Radar.

“He doesn’t care if he goes to jail because he said then he gets paid because the magazines will want his story,” a source told the website. “He said he’ll be on vacation and getting paid at the same time.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/28/2010-09-28_joe_giudice_husband_of_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_star_teresa_gets_early_rele.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/20/2010-09-20_joe_giudice_husband_of_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_star_teresa_turns_himself_i.html

Mafioso, um, I mean muscle men, waiting to drive Joe home?  Joe G. driving with a suspended-a-sentence, um, I mean, suspended license?  I wonder what Jacqueline’s husband and Caroline’s brother, Chris Laurita, thinks of this irresponsible behavior, considering how Chris took Joe to task over his DUI while their families were in Italy vacationing during season 2, mentioning the fact that Joe could have injured Teresa or the girls.

Did you notice at the time that Joe didn’t talk back to Chris?  Chris must be higher up than Joe on the Jersey mafia hierarchy.

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Don’t forget to watch Bravo’s best original program tonight at 9 PM–Flipping Out with Jeff Lewis.

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Danielle Staub (l.) and Caroline Manzo (above).

Kevin Maher, the ex-husband of Danielle Staub and father of her two children, is suing Staub for defamation of character, and his legal team deposed Caroline Manzo, who gave testimony recently as to claims that Danielle made in her presence about Maher.  Manzo, the arch rival of Staub, was probably more than happy to talk to the court about Danielle, who she recently swore she’d never forgive or absolve for her actions toward her at the Bravo RHONJ reunion special.  Those actions include pressing charges and refusing to drop the charges against Caroline’s niece Ashley for pulling out one of Danielle’s hair extensions in an altercation at a New Jersey charity event.

The fiery Manzo, one of the matriarchs of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” was called to give a deposition in the $5 million defamation suit filed in New Jersey against Staub by her ex-husband, Kevin Maher.

Manzo was asked to recount stories that Staub allegedly divulged during a “Housewives” taping about Maher.

Manzo testified that Staub told her that Maher “beat her daily,” pushed her into prostitution, raped her on a bed of broken glass, shot — or hanged — her dog and “inserted a pistol up her vagina and played like a Russian roulette.”

Maher had this to say after Manzo’s testimony:

“I really can’t think of which is worse . . . being accused of being a rapist or being [accused of] being a dog killer,” Maher said in his own deposition. “And I’ve been accused of both, a dog-killing rapist.”

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_wife_recounts_rape_tale_px57hbamik6H0uIHeQjHfO

The best claim Manzo made by far was that Staub told her that Maher had Danielle so terrified and terrorized by him that she took to hiding up in a tree.  No joke.

She claimed to have been hiding in a tree at some point, afraid that when he came home he would find her and beat her. She claimed to be the victim of prostitution due to his demands, that he put her into that world, again depicting him as an absolute monster. And the only reason she stayed with him, because she feared for her life if she left.

http://jezebel.com/5637657/caroline-manzo-testifies-against-danielle-staub-in-defamation-lawsuit

Maher, in addition to being Danielle’s ex, also penned the tome Cop Without A Badge, which detailed Staub’s sordid past and life of crime.

Read more about the tri-state area housewives below:

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http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/04/real-housewives-of-nj-danielle-fired-replaced-by-teresas-sister-in-law-joe-giudice-cheating/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/real-mob-wives-of-new-jersey/

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I wonder as to what Caroline’s testimony would have sounded like had Danielle agreed to drop the charges against Ashley when Danielle urged her to do so in their big pow wow during the season finale, at which Caroline offered to let all other matters between her family and Danielle go in exchange for dropping the charges against Manzo’s niece.

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

The embattled couple, Teresa and Joe Giudice (above).

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Just days after reports surfaced that Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law and mortal enemy, Melissa Gorga, has been added to the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to replace Dina Manzo, and after an In Touch Magazine report that Joe may be cheating on Teresa with a Sicilian beauty, The New York Daily News is reporting that an attorney for the Giudice’s has objected to the Giudice’s bid for bankruptcy protection because Teresa and Joe did not reveal major assets when they filed for chapter 11.

On Thursday, New Jersey attorney Roberta A. DeAngelis filed an objection to the couple’s request for protection, which they filed after discovering they were $11 million in debt, popeater.com reports.

The court document, released on Lynnchicago101’s “I Hate Jill Zarin” blog, alleges that the Giudices failed to list a $250,000 book advance Teresa received from Hyperion for her cookbook, “Skinny Italian.”

The couple also reportedly failed to disclose Teresa’s ownership of TGFabulicious – an online boutique that sells accessories and clothing – as well as her husband Joe’s ownership of another company.

According to DeAngelis, “the Defendants have knowingly and fraudulently made false oaths in this case” as Giudice’s contract with Hyperion was reportedly signed before the couple’s petition for bankruptcy protection.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/05/2010-09-05_real_housewives_of_njs_teresa_giudice_did_not_reveal_major_assets_in_bankrupcty_.html

What?  Teresa and Joe have been lying about their bankruptcy?  I can’t say as we are shocked since…we called it.

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-teresa-and-joe-declare-bankruptcy/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

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Congratulations to our friend Lynnchicago101 (I hate Jill Zarin blog) for finding the latest dirt on Teresa and Joe.  Lynn has kicked a lot of readers our way, and we thank her for that as well.

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–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Teresa Giudice (above) and her rival, richer and prettier sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga (below).

Believe it or not, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice has worse enemies than recently fired castmate Danielle Staub.  Like Melissa Gorga, the wife of Teresa’s brother, with whom she does not speak.  Shouldn’t take a lot to imagine Teresa’s reaction when she found out that Melissa was joining the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, in all likelihood, as a replacement for the departed Dina Manzo.

Hey Teresa: be careful what you wish for.

Now that despised Danielle Staub has been axed from “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” the show has recruited new cast member Melissa Gorga — hothead Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law and bitter enemy.

There’s apparently no love lost between rivals Teresa and Melissa, who’s married to Teresa’s kid brother, Giuseppe Gorga.

While the profligate Teresa and hubby Joe are bankrupt and fending off creditors, Melissa and Giuseppe — a former landscaper who segued into real estate development — are living the good life in their $4 million mansion in tony Montville, NJ.

Bravo cameras have been filming Melissa, Giuseppe and their three young kids (two boys and a girl) for several weeks now, according to radaronline — which quotes an insider as saying, “Teresa and Melissa don’t get along . . . They don’t speak.”

How great is that?

Melissa, in fact, was said to be peeved that Teresa put the kibosh on allowing Antonia — Melissa’s daughter — to ride in a limo with her cousin Gia to Gia’s birthday party, which aired last season.

Can you say “dysfunctional family”?

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As for Danielle’s firing, it would seem as though the news blindsided her, but of course, that’s not Staub’s spin on her pink slip.

“Actually, I’m not even thinking about season three right now, as I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me,” Staub, 48, told PopEater.com. “Right now, I just want to let fans know that we have a fantastic finale coming up next week and explosive reunion shows on Aug. 30 and Sept. 6. Don’t worry next year, I’ll still be the one you either love to hate or hate to love.”

Bravo told the scandal-ridden reality star that she would not be returning for the show’s third season, reported Life & Style, adding that it “came as a complete shock” to the former model.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/08/17/2010-08-17_danielle_staub_speaks_out_about_being_fired_from_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_h.html

You can keep up with your favorite New York and New Jersey housewives at the links below:

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As for the rumors that Joe Giudice is cheating on Teresa…

In the latest issue of InTouch Weekly, Joe laughs off the rumors, stating that he and Teresa “still make love once, sometimes twice a day.”  Why thank ya Joe for that TMI detail.

Back to this Tara individual, there’s still no proof that this person even exists or that Joe is cheating. We however received an email earlier this week, with someone telling us that the girl’s name is Tara F., and that she is blonde with blue eyes, 100% Sicilian and speaks fluent Italian.

The tipster also alleges that Tara F. “makes her own money working for a major fashion brand in Philly. Rumors are that Joe wants to separate from Teresa, sell the house and live with Tara in NJ or PA. She just bought a farmhouse on 8 acres in Bucks County.”

http://www.realitytea.com/2010/09/02/nj-housewives-joe-and-teresa-giudice-deny-cheating-rumors/

Teresa should have plenty of reasons to toss some tables next season, it seems.  Danielle or no Danielle.

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Teresa Giudice (above).

I guess a boob job and a fake tan has paid off for Real Housewives of New Jersey star, Teresa Giudice.  Giudice recently became the spokesperson for a Jersey tanning salon chain called “Sizzle Tans.” 

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The always classy Teresa, who recently asked her husband for tongue and who famously flipped a table and called Danielle a “prostitution whore”, is the very symbol of class to Sizzle Tans. 

“She’s the face of our company,” Sizzle Tans owner Rob Hornung told People.com. “We’re running that commercial on 10 networks.”

Hornung first met Giudice when she did a signing for her book, “Skinny Italian,” at Sizzle Tans in July.

“While she was here, we spray tanned her and she loved it. She wanted to be part of the company,” Hornung added. “She did a really good job shooting the commercial. She spent all day doing it. She’s a great person.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/08/03/2010-08-03_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_star_teresa_giudice_staves_off_bankruptcy_with_tan.html

Say what you want about Teresa G, but she is popular in New Jersey, there’s no doubt.  If you had to pick a person to rep your tanning salons right now in Jersey, Teresa’s your girl.  And good for her.  She earned it because she is entertaining.  And going through such tough economic times!

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Please click on the link to the Daily News so that you can see Teresa’s Sizzle Tans’ commercial.
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–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Stephen Zalewski and former lover and RHONJ star Danielle Staub (above).

New Jersey man Stephen Zalewski, former paramour and more than 20 years the junior of soon to be 48 year old Real Housewives of New Jersey villain Danielle Staub, is suing Danielle over comments she made on the program to friends that she had no knowledge that Zalewski had videotaped her en flagrante.

Zalewski’s attorney says he’s in possession of text messages and emails that prove Danielle was in on the tape – not to mention the actual video itself, in which Staub talks and poses for the camera at every turn.

The lawyer says Staub’s “damage [the] reputation” of his client, which implies Stephen Zalewski has any kind of reputation. Adds the sex tape director himself:

“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with herself, I have nothing to do with that.”

This is funny for two reasons:

  1. Who the heck would recognize Stephen Zalewski in public?!?
  2. Even if someone did, why would this person spit such vitriol in his direction for a Danielle Staub sex tape?!?

In closing, Zalewski tells Radar Online: “Basically I want her to stop lying and ruining people’s lives, she’s really out of her mind, there’s something wrong with her. She plays the victim and says everyone is out to get her, but it’s really the other way around.”

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/07/stephen-zalewski-sues-danielle-staub-calls-nut-job-out-for-sex-t/

Danielle, seemingly always in the midst of some controversy, and her castmates, can be followed by clicking on the links below:

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/real-housewives-of-njs-teresa-to-danielle-you-are-a-coke-fucking-whore/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-danielles-latest-sex-tape-soon-to-be-released/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/16/real-housewives-of-nj-dina-drops-danielle-drama-exits-cast/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-danielles-latest-sex-tape-soon-to-be-released/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/real-mob-wives-of-new-jersey/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-teresa-and-joe-declare-bankruptcy/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/real-housewives-of-nj-see-bankrupt-teresas-new-maserati/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/mob-housewives-of-nj-v-for-vendetta/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/real-housewives-getting-ugly-literally-and-figuratively/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/real-housewives-of-njs-dina-danielle-interfered-with-my-daughters-custody/

Under New Jersey state law, it is illegal to videotape someone without their consent.

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

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