Joe Giudice


Teresa Giudice (above).

The Queen of class and brains, Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, proved herself to be not ready for prime time on many fronts yesterday in a New Jersey court of law. 

Befuddled and broke “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Giudice told a federal judge yesterday she had no clue she declared bankruptcy until well after papers were filed – and her shady husband admitted he forged her name on everything from their mortgage to his business documents.

“I’ll sign my name right now; it’s not my signature,” said Giudice after being questioned on a slew of documents —including the mortgage to the family’s New Jersey mansion and a handful of investment properties — purporting to bear her loopy John Hancock.

At one point, she was asked during cross-examination if she signed the mortgage to the couple’s Jersey Shore beach house.

She gulped, “Is that under my name?”

She said she left all matters up to her husband, Joe, who later admitted that he and others stuck her name on all kinds of documents that she knew nothing about.
He also copped to forging his business partner’s signature, in addition to that of a notary and an employee.

“My husband, if he had to tell me something, I’m sure he would,” Giudice said.

The couple — who are almost $11 million in debt — declared bankruptcy last spring.

The clueless cable-TV star — who once declared she was “too pretty to work” — even had to turn to her husband for help when the lawyer asked her what year they got married.

“1999?” she said, looking at her husband. “I’m drawing a blank.”

Giudice was in court for a hearing on a lawsuit filed by her husband’s former business partner.

During a break from testifying, Giudice’s famous temper erupted at the wife of the ex-business partner’s lawyer.

She accused Monica Ciccone of spreading rumors about her.

“You’re violating ethnics!” screamed Giudice, who’s famous for her malapropisms.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/it_real_fake_8LPvHIKnHEEXsKMrhk9haL

You gotta love Teresa, quite possibly a dumber TV personality than Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her political idol, Sarah Palin.  She doesn’t know when she got married, has no idea what her name’s on, and of course, “you’re violating ethnics!”  And how about Joe, a regular in the court house by now, so casually admitting to forgery and fraud?  He’s quite a stand up guy!

The Giudice’s have raised the bar on stupidity.  New Jersey holler!

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/28/real-housewives-of-nj-joe-giudice-released-from-prison/

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Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Joe Giudice (R.) seated with counsel.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey husband Joe Giudice was released from jail today in New Jersey, having served 8 days of a 10 day sentence for driving without a license.

Giuseppe (Joe) Giudice was released from the Morris County Correctional Facility Tuesday morning after serving eight days of a 10-day sentence for driving with a suspended license, RadarOnline.com reported.

Wearing a black-and-white jumpsuit, Giudice reportedly walked out of the jail’s lobby and met two “muscle men” who were waiting to drive him home.

While doing time behind bars, Giudice bragged to friends and family that jail is like a “vacation,” according to Radar.

“He doesn’t care if he goes to jail because he said then he gets paid because the magazines will want his story,” a source told the website. “He said he’ll be on vacation and getting paid at the same time.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/28/2010-09-28_joe_giudice_husband_of_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_star_teresa_gets_early_rele.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/20/2010-09-20_joe_giudice_husband_of_real_housewives_of_new_jersey_star_teresa_turns_himself_i.html

Mafioso, um, I mean muscle men, waiting to drive Joe home?  Joe G. driving with a suspended-a-sentence, um, I mean, suspended license?  I wonder what Jacqueline’s husband and Caroline’s brother, Chris Laurita, thinks of this irresponsible behavior, considering how Chris took Joe to task over his DUI while their families were in Italy vacationing during season 2, mentioning the fact that Joe could have injured Teresa or the girls.

Did you notice at the time that Joe didn’t talk back to Chris?  Chris must be higher up than Joe on the Jersey mafia hierarchy.

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Don’t forget to watch Bravo’s best original program tonight at 9 PM–Flipping Out with Jeff Lewis.

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

The embattled couple, Teresa and Joe Giudice (above).

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/04/real-housewives-of-nj-danielle-fired-replaced-by-teresas-sister-in-law-joe-giudice-cheating/

Just days after reports surfaced that Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law and mortal enemy, Melissa Gorga, has been added to the cast of The Real Housewives of New Jersey to replace Dina Manzo, and after an In Touch Magazine report that Joe may be cheating on Teresa with a Sicilian beauty, The New York Daily News is reporting that an attorney for the Giudice’s has objected to the Giudice’s bid for bankruptcy protection because Teresa and Joe did not reveal major assets when they filed for chapter 11.

On Thursday, New Jersey attorney Roberta A. DeAngelis filed an objection to the couple’s request for protection, which they filed after discovering they were $11 million in debt, popeater.com reports.

The court document, released on Lynnchicago101′s “I Hate Jill Zarin” blog, alleges that the Giudices failed to list a $250,000 book advance Teresa received from Hyperion for her cookbook, “Skinny Italian.”

The couple also reportedly failed to disclose Teresa’s ownership of TGFabulicious - an online boutique that sells accessories and clothing - as well as her husband Joe’s ownership of another company.

According to DeAngelis, “the Defendants have knowingly and fraudulently made false oaths in this case” as Giudice’s contract with Hyperion was reportedly signed before the couple’s petition for bankruptcy protection.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/05/2010-09-05_real_housewives_of_njs_teresa_giudice_did_not_reveal_major_assets_in_bankrupcty_.html

What?  Teresa and Joe have been lying about their bankruptcy?  I can’t say as we are shocked since…we called it.

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-teresa-and-joe-declare-bankruptcy/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/real-housewives-of-nj-see-bankrupt-teresas-new-maserati/

http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/real-mob-wives-of-new-jersey/

Congratulations to our friend Lynnchicago101 (I hate Jill Zarin blog) for finding the latest dirt on Teresa and Joe.  Lynn has kicked a lot of readers our way, and we thank her for that as well.

http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/2010/09/03/i-hate-jill-zarin-breaking-news-giudice-bk-sept-3-2010/

–Crack (http://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

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