This weekend four new amphetamine pills hit the market in Quebec and New Brunswick–Adidas’ (directly above), SS’s (3rd from top), Under Armours (2nd from top) and Green Goblins–and once again, their pushers are brazenly using to market their pills.  Only this time, after speed pushers in Quebec have been using for an eternity to hawk this garbage, Pill Reports moderator ocbudsmoker420 has added a warning to the report as it appears.  Finally.  We did a quick search and were able to trace amphetamine pills in Quebec on back to November of last year, and we are quite sure that the more times we pressed “more results”, the more speed pills we would have found.

As for ocbudsmoker420, if the name rings out, that’s because he is the very same moderator who “chimed in” here on this page to tout our uselessness, and who also was fooled by a Canadian speed pill last month.


i just wanted to chime in and say this blog is a joke. you want to critique and talk about reports why? moderators are already doing that, u a wanna be? i’d bet yes.

What kind of douche bag is this kid?  A very stupid one, obviously.  Why does Crack want to talk about pill reports?  Because most of the reports are lacking and the moderators are obviously quite dim.  Check out the reports on these amps at the links below, and notice the obvious marketing pitches, like the one below:

Talkative, motivated everything is interesting, very alert, no sleep.

Who wouldn’t notice a pitch like that?  Well, obviously we did notice, and have been keeping an eye on what we consider a problem of epidemic proportion in the Canadian underground since this page’s inception.  It was themselves who didn’t notice, and who have allowed this Canadian amphetamine operation to basically advertise on their site–an Ecstasy information database. (SS’s) (Under Armours) (Adidas) (Goblins)

In a previous page on speed up north we asked the question, ‘don’t they have Crystal in Quebec like the rest of the civilized world?’  We’ve come to the conclusion this speed pill situation is more sinister than that.  Of course they have Crystal, and we’d think that any hardcore meth user would look on these re-pressed and stamped adderall/ritalin pills as strictly a last resort.  But for the makers, who don’t have the balls or the brains to make actual Crystal Meth, but who do have access to large stores of prescription amphetamine, they are following the Ecstasy sales model in order to push this garbage as far as they can.  And it’s working, because our brethren in the community are fools.  Look at thizztoad420’s reaction to seeing the Goblins:

Posted on October 24, 2010, 2:04 am GMT by thizztoad420
…nah im actually interested in these bro…do u get a horrible crash, and how long does this last, i never knew there are just pure speed pills…im really down

You guys remember thizztoad420?  Yeah, he’s the asshole who took “8-10″ fake Blue G Spots last weekend, and obviously, got played.  We have tons of complaints regarding recent pill reports, in fact, as we were also disappointed by the lack of accountability on the part of moderators when contradictory reports surfaced on Yellow Bowling Ball Mints this weekend.

As for our good friend ocbudsmoker420?  Have fun going back years to stick warnings on hundreds of amphetamine pills that passed right under your nose.  And you’re very welcome for enlightening you, moron!  

Yellow Bowling Ball Mints (above).

Due to incomplete pill reports from the midwest–one from hunt4mints in Wisconsin, who lists MDA as the suspected contents in Yellow Bowling Ball Mints, but who had no test results and failed to say why he suspected MDA.  The other from trueblu8 in Chicago who listed as suspected contents MDMA, but who had a blue result on the Mecke, which would indicate MDA if the Mecke Reagent reaction went from green to blue. trueblu8 does not indicate or show the initial color change, only the second color change, but he could be calling this correctly.  The thing is, without knowing if it were first green, it would be difficult for us to know for sure about the contents.  It’s irresponsible reporting in both cases as far as we’re concerned.  By the way, who only does the Mecke test?  We believe that in itself is quite odd.

Here are the reports, starting with hunt4mints’:

bowling ball  
Date Submitted: October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm GMT
Last Updated: October 21, 2010, 2:26 pm GMT
Submitted By: hunt4mints
Name: bowling ball
State/Province: wisconsin/920
Logo: bowling ball (mint)
Colour: yellow
Shape: thin
Texture: not crumbly broke into little chips
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: in the middle of some of them it was kinda blue. i
Suspected Contents: MDA
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: at about 745 pm i dropped one by myself. within about 45 mins i felt a slight come up. i never felt hot, i was more cold. I felt really wierd but didnt have the rollin balls feeling thats when i suspected it was mda. my pupils werent that big except for at certain times. At about 1030 i felt like i was peaking for about an hour or so. i took a ride in the car with somebody and i felt very relaxed and the street lights were a little bit wierd. at about 1 am i decided to go to lay down i had shit to do in the morn. it took me about an hour or so to fall asleep and it was kinda difficult. the lights in the room were slightly bouncing around and it was preventing me from falling asleep It was really wierd. the comedown was kinda shitty i wanted more but i know that i dont want to build a tolerance again. This is the first time ive consumed any pill since july. the first mint i tried was a blue bowling back in june of 2010. and then shortly after that i tried a pink dot in june of 2010. this is the third mint i’ve tried and it was definately more similar to pink dots then to the bowling ball.

Terrible report, right?  Anyway, at least the next terrible report has shaky test results attached.

Yellow Bowling Balls Mints  
Date Submitted: October 24, 2010, 10:34 am GMT
Submitted By: trueblu8
Name: Yellow Bowling Balls Mints
State/Province: Chicago, IL
Logo: Bowling Ball
Colour: Yellow with Blue Green Specs
Shape: Round & Thin
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very fast, strong reaction. Turned dark blue/black almost instantly. Finally got my hands on some mints. Can’t wait to drop these with my girl. Oh yeah.
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

At any rate, more basement E seems to be around in Wisconsin and Illinois.  Too bad we have to rely on such uninformed heads for the information.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Beware the domed G Spot–in all its many colors, but isn’t it a “coincidence” that domed Blue G Spots would drop within a week of the real thing making its return to the scene?

These domed knockoffs are clearly very different looking than the real thing, which, without a test, one can still distinguish between the fakes and the originals because of the weight of the pill (395 mgs compared to approximately 250 mgs), the completely flat round pill compared to the domed fakes, and the fact that the real G Spots are very speckled.  So take a look at thizztoad420’s recent submission to, and then dismiss it.  MDEA?  Sorry, but we don’t need a crackhead popping 8 to 10 pills a night trying to guess at what he ingested, when he’s the moron who got taken in the first place.

Blue G/Lady  
Date Submitted: October 23, 2010, 10:45 pm GMT
Last Updated: October 24, 2010, 12:49 am GMT
Submitted By: thizztoad420
Name: Blue G/Lady
State/Province: Ny/Bk
Logo: G//Lady
Colour: Light Blue
Shape: Round, Roll
Texture: Very Chalky
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very chalky and crumbly roll. Most my pills turned into dust by the end of the night…Very bitter taste. Many white specles, and brownish specles. Lady facing left imprint not too great or visible, 2nd generation.
Suspected Contents: MDEA
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I got these from my guy who gives me the peace signs(they ran out :( ) Well its 6pm right now i just woke up about an hour ago, poped around 8-10 pills last night, and i feel pretty good…Not even a headache. Alittle burnt and groogy thats it.
MDEA i say becuase it felt like MDMA, but just not that intense i dont know how else to put it…Didnt get that total body pulsation that molly gives me, just felt alittle more subtle…I was able to fall asleep fine, and im not hungover, so that disproves of any speed, meth, or pipes in the rolls.
I was very stupid and the second i got these rolls i ended up poping one…It was 6pm rush hour in ny i had to get on the 1 train at this time, and all u nykers no it was packed…within 15 minutes of me poping the pill i got the chills, and swaety palms, however it didnt feel like i was peaking untill maybe 1 and a half hours later….But i wasnt tripping good…I was mad paranoid, cuz i had too many hits on me, and i just finished smoking weed, i smell like weed, and the train was so packed i couldnt move…finally got home and that when the trip turned good…Light pulsating feeling, talkitive, happy…only lasted about 30 minutes then every one started texting me about wat party am i going to, and blah blah blah…killed my trip, i hate texting plans xpecially when rolling, got me really pissed, and full of anxiety again…..So….lets gast foward to the partyBest fucking rave ever, got to see this band i havent seen since i left Miami, which was awesome..
I got to the party at around 11, i wasnt feeling like i was rolling anymore, Around 12 am i poped another 2 rolls…peak was much faster this time, within 45 minutes, i was having an amazing time..intense eye wiggles, crazy jaw clenching, frolicing, but i didnt have the energy to keep on frolicing all night…i would frolic, then chill, then frollic, then chill lol…Empathy and love, and talkiness were all there..all my friends who took one also felt great. Throught the night i ended up popping around 10 rolls…if it was a really good roll i usually wont do more than 4 in a night…but these went down like candies lol…half my pills turned to dust, so at around 7 in the morning i took my last parachute of all that dust accumalation. At this point i was already burnt, that powder just made me more awake and alert really haha…
Went to sleep around 12pm woke up at five, perfevtly fine..didnt have the best sleep, kept waking up. but atleast i slept…Im pretty hungry right now so im gana go make something eat now…

In genral good roll, dont think its MDMA tho, however MDEA is just as fine, no pipes or meth i cant do that shit no more…I would suggest ppl get these rolls…At the rave i saw red diamonds go around, those fucking saint’s which are strait pipes, and some other person had the blue g ladies also…so in general ur either getting some crap dirty roll in ny, ot a low/medium dose MDxx mix…If anyone wants a clean roll, these arent bad…
PLUR Everyone stay safe!

We must say that we are extremely disappointed with pill reports and its pill reporters.  The reporters lack knowledge and the mods do not spot trends.  It’s sad.  Real G Spots look like they do in the picture below.  If the shape or the weight is off, so should be the deal.  Nobody even called thizztoad420 on the fact that he popped “8-10″ pills, and didn’t even know what he was taking.  So we’ll call him out.  Part of the reason that shwaggy knockoffs are selling is because the people buying are idiots.  That’s a problem for the entire scene.  Same goes for rushinrunner, who didn’t know what he was ingesting, and ended up popping four pipes at once.  Nice move, dimwit.  To read about that, see the link below.

Get Smarter New York!

Crack (,

Pretty, pretty, pretty (above).

Well if this isn’t good news for weary tri-state trippers, we don’t know what is.  G spots are back, and the test results, courtesy of meticulous New York tester, xtcboi84, are very clean looking.

Here’s the test report xtcboi84 filed with

G Lady  
Date Submitted: October 18, 2010, 1:08 am GMT
Submitted By: xtcboi84
Name: G Lady
State/Province: New York City
Logo: G Lady // . G Lady
Colour: Light Blue and Orange
Shape: Round
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: The Real G Lady.
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Black
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Robadope Reagent: No Reaction
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: yes
User Report: didnt really bother checking the time at the club.

Felt Amazing, Great Euphoria. Have Fun . PLUR <3

where the PEACE at? =X

PLUR indeed, friend.  Now let’s see the Pokeball op put out an Orange G Spot caffeine adulterated Pokeball.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

An Orange Star (above).

Orange Stars are making the rounds in NYC, and they are likely piperazines, according to both rushinrunner and thizztoad420.  Let’s take a look at rushinrunner’s very interesting and descriptive trip report, recently submitted to, which has everything from drug dogs to an account of a probable piperazine “overdose.”  Except, unfortunately, a real pill.

Here’s the report and the comments:

Orange Star  
Date Submitted: October 16, 2010, 8:31 pm GMT
Submitted By: rushinrunner
Name: Orange Star
State/Province: New York City
Logo: Star
Colour: Orange
Shape: Star
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: I can’t believe a trusted source provided these pills.
Suspected Contents: Piperazine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: So I had 6 of these stars stored in my crotch while waiting online to get into a club. Out of no where I see an officer/bouncer with a “narcotics dog” – my heart dropped. It wasn’t a German Shepard, it was a light sandy colored dog with floppy ears and it had a vest that said “Narcotics –” on it. It walked right passed me and I was so scared, but somehow it didn’t smell anything and we got into the club.
I wanted to get rid of them so my friend B popped 2 and I popped 4 in the bathroom. And I felt really stressed out bc we smoked weed before so the paranoia was horrible. But after sometime I chilled out and we had a beer.

+1:00 hr – I start feeling “lighter” and I get strange tingling all over my body. But I have no mental peace or euphoria. My mind battles back and forth between being in a really sweet roll and being pissed because the roll doesn’t kick in. I’m not really feeling the music and just stand there frustrated. B says that he doesn’t really feel anything either. I spend the next hour feeling this way.

+2:00 hr The music feels irritating, I can’t get into it, so B and I go upstairs where it is less crowded. I stand up against a wall and close my eyes (under my dark sunglasses) and I feel like i can dissassociate from my body. It vaguely feels like rolling, but then it’s just not, there is no extra boost and I don’t feel happy in my mind. We stay up there for about 45 min and I just stand there, kinda anxious but also tripping a little bit. Also, my stomach felt very loose. That is what makes me suspect that these pills are pipes. I’ve read other reports where people report the same symptoms.

+2:45 hr – Me and my friend decide that we’re not having fun, so we take a cab home. My body temperature gets really high in the car, I felt really hot. Then when we get back to my apt, I feel really weak, my hands and face are blanched. My blood pressure feels really low and pulse is slow. I don’t feel well. B is more or less ok, he doesn’t feel as bad, but he took half as much as me.
So we smoke bud and now I really start tripping. We listen to music and I feel like I’m tripping Acid. If I close my eyes, I see bright colors that change with the music. My vision is kind of blurry, but I feel like I can snap out of it if I really concentrate.
It’s a really shitty feeling – I drink water and also urinate like 5 times (urinary frequency is also a side effect of pipes).

+4:00 – I feel slightly more in control, but I’m still tripping pretty hard, my friend is playing music on the computer, but I was just laying on my bed trying to get blood flow to my brain. I had really messed up thoughts, like I felt like I was gonna die, but I maintained confidence and tried to fight it. Additionally, I got really emotional/nervous when I thought about that narcotics dog, it was so scary to think about how REAL the situation would have gotten if it had smelled shit on me – wow.

+5:00 – It’s 5AM bc we took pipes at midnight and I’m just lying in bed watching TV. I feel kind of nauseated and very tired and still tripping/halucinating. My pupils were also dilated, but they would go in and out of being dilated. I tried to fall asleep and luckily I did. I slept for about 5 hours.

Now it is 4PM the next day, I feel ok, but really stupid for getting pipped. I feel very sluggish, tired, and kind of out of it. But I burned some bud today and I’m just watching TV.
I plan to test my stuff next time, thank God I’m alive.

Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:40 pm GMT by thizztoad420
Lmao…we went to the same club last nite i think lol…yeah dude ive seen these around i even got one for free, and poped it but it did absolutly nottin…Btw if we did go to the same club the show was amazing haha…but yeah i had some piped last night myself at that place…i cant stand wats going around ny right now….The only three good rolls in the last 5 months are purple shooting stars, Official Blue G ladies, and Green peace signs…Stay safe bro, hope we get some goods in ny soon

Yeah i had some coke on me also that dog made me almost shit my pants…i dont think dogs can smell ecstacy pills…maybe pure molly powder, cuz it has a slight licorice sent to it…i dont even no if dogs are trained for ecstacy

Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:46 pm GMT by rushinrunner
Yeah I agree about the purple stars and G ladies – I had those last weekend and was loving life. Yeah, we were at the same club, I was expecting the show to be more techno, but I probably would have liked it more if I was actually rolling. These pipes are garbage, I’m pissed about this crap too and especially at my source.
Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:49 pm GMT by rushinrunner
I think I read that those particular dogs are the real narc dogs, but they are only trained to smell one thing. They can smell it really well too. The German Shepards are usually not even drug sniffers, they are just there to look intimidating in the subway and shit. I’ve walked past like 3 of those with dank ass bud.
Posted on October 16, 2010, 9:09 pm GMT by thizztoad420
well dog will only sniff out drugs when ordered…so u can put a pound of bud in front of a drug dog, and it wont do anything untill ordered…i wouldnt be pissed at ur source, not his fault…be pissed at the maker thats the true fucker for putting them into the market.

Alright.  Why do I get the feeling that this went down at Pacha?  Anyway, it is my understanding that narcotics sniffing dogs can be trained to smell any drug, but due to economic constraints, would be trained to only smell 1 of 3 things: cocaine, heroin, and cannabis.  Anyway, very funny about rushinrunner getting so frightened on the line.  Sorry guy.  But once you make it inside, where there are definitely no dogs, why on earth would you take 4 pipes?  That intense trip rushinrunner felt, in a bad way, definitely had something to do with taking 4 stars, which, real or fake, are usually pretty big pills.

As far as the discussion on NYC pills and the excessive amount of pipes going around, it’s partly true.  Bad pills are in abundance everywhere, but we have heard about some decent things, like round Pink Paul Frank Monkeys, and Orange and Blue G Spots, which have dropped again.  Stay by our page and we’ll get that information to you as soon as we can.

Most Stars are sketchy.  Test them on the spot or else, caveat emptor.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Pink Diamonds (above).

According to a recent trip report submitted to, the Pink Diamonds, which melikeyrolls classifies as red for some reason, are weak pills and should be avoided.  As for us, we aren’t so sure.

melikeyrolls?  Take a look at real Red Diamonds, and then we’ll take a look at your trip report.

Here’s melikeyrolls report:

Red Diamond  
Date Submitted: October 12, 2010, 7:13 pm GMT
Submitted By: melikeyrolls
Name: Red Diamond
State/Province: Long Island
Logo: Diamond / Pyramid
Colour: Red with white specks
Shape: 3D diamond with flat bottom
Texture: Hard, firm press
Edges: Sharp and well defined
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Again not my picture, credit to –
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx Low
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Only had a few of these, and most went to friends. Out of the ones I took myself they felt clean but weak. For me personally I never drop more then one and then space out redosing with at least an hour between, but for these I would take 2. With one it lacked most of the feelings of MDMA but I attribute this to the low dose, as 2 would get me feeling good.All in all I would probably avoid these as there’s reports of similar presses being pipes, and the fact that you basically need to double the amount you buy to compensate for their weakness.

It’s very hard to say what’s up with these pills, but we thank melikeyrolls, once again, for providing us with some information.  All the test results we’ve seen on Pink/Red Diamonds have indicated the presence of MDMA.  These Diamond Tops could be weak, as melikeyrolls insists.  He sounds reliable.  Though, it has been our experience that real pills that have such an intricate stamp/design/dimensions are usually good pills.  Don’t misunderstand us.  We are talking about real pills, as these Diamonds are.  Just a theory, but it’s a theory that’s been a long time in the making.  An op that makes a real pill and goes through this much trouble to make its design ring out is usually a prideful outfit.

I’d advise you to think long and hard about melikeyrolls advice.  As for us, we’ve been picturing these pills in our belly for quite a while.  The amateur scientist in me would like first hand knowledge of this pill.  I would pick these up, theoretically, if my boys could score them.

That’s just me though, and my reasons are mine alone.  You should probably listen to melikeyrolls.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Blue’s Clues Pokeballs (above).

Blue’s Clues Pokeballs, which first popped in California and then Florida, have now made their way to Arizona, according to a trip report made earlier by zo0mie to

Here’s zo0mie’s report:

Blue’s Clue’s Pokeballs  
Date Submitted: October 12, 2010, 2:30 am GMT
Submitted By: zo0mie
Name: Blue’s Clue’s Pokeballs
State/Province: Phoenix/AZ
Logo: Paw print
Colour: Light blue
Shape: Round, domed.
Texture: Hard
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: A very solid pill. Not so powdery, but there was definately a tiny bit of a powdery residue left behind.
Suspected Contents: MDxx and Amphetamine
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: 1st report so tell me how i do:7:30pm- ate dinner at the house before hittin up some friends
8:00- drive to a kickback and start sortin out ills
8:14pm- drop just one with a few other friends. 1st time rolling in 8 months so i was pretty excited
8:30- butterflies already
8:45- roll just started to kick in &cant wait for it to hit me hard
9:00- my eyes are just barely starting to droop down a bit and i’m talkin outfront with some new friends showin up at the kickback. i can’t stand being in the smokey house or all the comotion goin on. i had to take a walk with my girl
9:30- hits me hard & i have the urge to just keep moving. lots of people in the house so i kick it outback with a few friends and let out all my inner feelings. not so much of a “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU” roll, but more of a “come take a long ass walk with me” roll.
10:00- peaking, but not satisfied so i drop my 2nd
10:15- shit goes up so fuckin hard hella fast & i love it. go out on another walk with my girl
11:45- goin down already, but only just a little exhausted.
12:00am- feeling really tired and exhausted
12:30- house clears up a bit, roll still goin down but no sign of a comedown
1am- no comedown yet, hella tired, unsettled, feelin kinda like shit
1:30- lay down on the floor, smoke a few cigs but pass on the bud. had a rough night sleep.*my 9th time rolling, first time taking 2. not to mention my first time ever taking pokeballs. i thought it would be the best fuckin time of my life but it wasnt wat i expected. definately more on the amphetamine/meth side with very little mdma. still a bomb ass roll.

woke up in the morning at 8:30, smoked a cig, ate a gobstopper and got little stomach pains.. kinda weird, never had that before, but nobody who took these at the kickback had a comedown at all.

Good report from zo0mie, I guess.  zoomie likes Gobstoppers.  How young are these kids tripping right now?  As far as the MDxx and Amphetamine tag?  Not so sure about that.  Probably just a strong dose of MDMA, plus the Pokeball op’s trademark caffeine kicker.  But until we see a reliable test result on these, we won’t know for sure, especially since a lot of counterfit Pokes floating around out west.

Be Safe,

Crack (,

Off White Autobot cutout (above).

In an interesting development, Off White Autobot cutouts seem to be real thing, which would be a surprise considering the way we have come to be so suspicious of cutouts, usually finding them to be piperazines.  But melikeyrolls is very adamant in a recent trip report filed with

Here’s that trip report:

Transformer Autobot Head  
Date Submitted: October 11, 2010, 11:50 pm GMT
Last Updated: October 11, 2010, 11:56 pm GMT
Submitted By: melikeyrolls
Name: Transformer Autobot Head
State/Province: Long Island
Logo: Autobot
Colour: Off White
Shape: Cut out
Height: 9 mm
Width: 8 mm
Texture: Well pressed
Edges: Sharp and straight edges
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Not my picture but it is the same exact pill. Notice it has the sharp, straight edges and NOT the indented edge as the other cutout that is usually reported as adulterated.
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Picked up a bunch of these over the summer, very good and clean rolls. For me they give me more of the “everything is amazing and I love life and oh my bed feels great” kind of roll with just taking one. With 2 or more I definitely am ready to go and dance and it gives great energy without the feeling of other amphetamines mixed in with them.With just one I wouldn’t say I rolled balls but for a peaceful night with my girl it’s perfect, and if I’m ready to roll face 2 or 3 over the night is perfect. I’m not sure if most people would consider them low because of that but my rating is based off my experiences and previous pills and I’d say they fall into the range of medium.Comedowns are smooth as can be and hangovers are non-existent with these rolls. After it wears off I could go right to sleep or eat a whole meal if I had to. No day-after depression (I wonder how true that supposed “hangover” is with real MDMA as I’ve never experienced it once off of clean rolls besides feeling kindof clumsy and out of it the day after taking 4 or 5) after dropping 3 in one night, the only side effect I’ve had is being physically exhausted after a great night of partying and dancing on these.

melikeyrolls?  True, but I’m talking to the pill reporter right now, when I say we’d feel more comfortable believing this with a Marquis Reagent result that is pictured.  We’d still like to thank you for reporting.

Now we’ve seen good cutouts before, even recently, like Blue Stars, and Purple Starfish, and Diamonds, and we’ve also seen fakes on all of those pills.  We’ve also seen good Transformer cutouts before, but way, way more bad ones.  And the good ones we saw came our way 3 summers ago.  We especially do not like busy cutouts that are adorned with so much detail.  They are usually fakes.

Be Careful,

Crack (,

Green Angry Bomb Pokeballs (top) and probable fakes (above).

New Green Angry Bomb Pokeballs have hit Southern California, and according to newbie42’s test and trip report submitted recently to, “they look kind of sketchy.”  And so do their Reagent test results.  Look at the Marquis test results pictured.  The watery, light reaction is definitely uncharacteristic of a classic Pokeball Marquis Reagent test result. 

Let’s take a look at newbie42’s important report:

Green Angry Bomb “Pokeball”  
Date Submitted: October 5, 2010, 10:46 pm GMT
Submitted By: newbie42
Name: Green Angry Bomb “Pokeball”
State/Province: SoCal – 619
Logo: Angry Bomb
Colour: Green
Shape: Circular
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 3 votes)
Description: The pills look kind of sketchy, most of them having the logo worn off, all them seem crumbly, light and dark green specs, and a few red specs here and there. They have a pokeball mark on the back, but they are not very thick. The pictures show the clearest press that I have. The taste is typical of E pills, salty and bitter.
Suspected Contents: MDxx and Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Black
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: yes
User Report: I roll about once a week, 2-3 pills each time. I rolled 3 days before this.Abbreviated report for privacy:+0:00: Popped pill

+0:15: Felt strong urge to dance, not typical after only 15 minutes! Start to suspect adulteration with meth?

+0:30: Have to go to the bathroom (typical for MDMA for me)

+0:45: Feel VERY energetic, much more than is typical with pure MDMA.

+1:00: Feel like I just woke up! Wide awake! While dancing, have feelings of being like a king, superior to others in the club, while simultaneously feeling a connection to them. Jumping up and down like crazy and sweating a lot.

+1:30: Dancing with some friends (also rolling), feel a strong connection to them and a comfort that they are around.

+2:00: Leave the club to go home. Feel very horny. Can’t sleep without taking a Xanax, and then only sleep for 3 restless hours.

The next few days, feel like shit, very low self esteem and motivation. Suspect a low dose of meth in the pills due to the speedy effects, libido, trouble sleeping, and really bad comedown. Even if not meth, there is something very speedy in these.

This is my first time testing pills. Is it possible the pills have meth or speed, based on the results displayed?

Tune out the morality speeches the mods throw at newbie42, but notice the conversation they have with him about the pills being adulterated, because of the presence of brown coloration, which indicates to us and to them the presence of amphetamine.

Posted on October 5, 2010, 11:16 pm GMT by happyland
“The next few days, feel like shit, very low self esteem and motivation.”i think this is due to the fact you roll every weekend and you said you just rolled 3 days ago. if your going to be eating pills like that expect to feel alot of negative affects. your brain needs alot more time to recover and replenish serotonin. keep it up your gonna feel worse and you dont want more negative effects affecting you. not trying to put you down but ive done what your doing now so please slow down. i think this could really help you: for you test results they look kinda weak. how long did your reaction take? did they flash any other colors? the Marquis test would flash orange/brown if there was amp/meth. thanks for testing!!
Posted on October 5, 2010, 11:44 pm GMT by dfwroll
Good report, nice pics, thanks
Posted on October 5, 2010, 11:55 pm GMT by b3x1o
The fakes are back. There went around a year or so ago, but didn’t contain any amp.
Posted on October 5, 2010, 11:58 pm GMT by newbie42
Yes, definitely plausible, I know I am rolling a bit more than I “should be”, but I have read all of the FAQs, etc. I understand how I may be damaging my body and brain due to neurotixicity, unknown adulterants, increased resistance, etc., and I’m willing to take that risk at the moment, and I do all that I can to minimize any damage caused. My comment about the comedown was basically in relation to the 20ish times I’ve rolled in the past 6 months, this was one of the worst come downs, and from only taking 1 pill. So because it was noticeably worse than other comedowns, I thought it was worth mentioning as suspicious.The good news is I took a movie of the tests, so I can replay them to see the color changes. This was my first pill tested ever, so I had a few problems with splashing the Simons reagent, which diluted the powdered pill, so that is probably why the Simons reaction looks weak. The Marquis reaction didn’t consume all of the powder, so that could also be why it’s weak. I compared the Marquis reaction to another pill that I did not think contained any adulterants, and it definitely seemed to turn a bit more brownish at the beginning of the reaction with this green pill, and it did not end up as black as the other pill did.So, possibly the brown color change could indicate amp or meth in this pill?
Posted on October 6, 2010, 2:16 am GMT by txmohawkroller
The damage to your body will heal but rolling like that you could lose the ability to roll all together. I rolled every weekend for two years. And lost it completely. Took not rolling for a year and a half to some what get it back. I still have fun now but its nothing like it used to be. Just be safe
Posted on October 6, 2010, 3:36 am GMT by we r1
@ newbie, yes the brown color change definately indicates MDxx + amp – we r1*Mod
Posted on October 6, 2010, 5:58 am GMT by tom landers
it might be just me but if someone handed me this pill, i would instantly know its a not a real pokeball and have my doubts, leading me to most likely not buy it/take it..
Posted on October 6, 2010, 6:56 am GMT by txmohawkroller
your right this isnt a “normal” pokeball but its been shown you cant base a pill off its looks. cause that one time you get a “real” pokeball and that presser goes threw hard times or some one makes a really good copy and decides to make them pipes your screwed cause you based it only on looks or the name. thats why we are lucky to have ppl like newbie42 and others that got test kits off line and took the time to test these pills at there own expense and let us know whats in these. from his results id eat these beans. Might just be a little cracked out lol but would have fun

Go newbie42!  Not for tripping so much, which is your right, but for taking a movie of your results.  Great job on that.  While these pills are fake Pokeballs in our opinion, and are definitely adulterated, keep in mind that “real” Pokeballs are also adulterated with caffeine.

As we knew would be the case, the counterfeit Pokeball business is in full effect.

Be Careful,

Crack (,

Quebec, the “Belle Province”, or what might be a better name, the “Amphetamine Province”, has turned out another speed pill–General Electrics–the 13th speed pill to show up on from Eastern Canada since July 5th.  What we find most disturbing about the unusually high number of amp pills that are showing up on Pill Reports from Quebec is that we feel that Quebecois are using to market speed, which we believe to be an impure and unethical use of Pill Reports, which is an Ecstasy information data base, despite the hollow disclaimers that many of the reports contain about the pills not being Ecstasy, like the following quote:

Didn’t get bored nor did I get any hint of paranoia.
****AS FOR XTC****——–BAD!!!!****AS FOR AMPHETAMINES(This is not methbombs)****——–Clean speed with good rushes!

If that’s not a pitch, stars and caps and all, I don’t know what is.  Our page has been following this Quebec speed situation for months, which seems to have slipped by the radar of Pill Reports moderators, who we feel should have been able to connect the dots in this regard, the way we have.  In the entry below, we published one Pill Reports’ mod’s ignorant opinion about Crackbillionair’s Blog, of all things.  that same mod let at least one of Quebec’s latest speed pills sail completely over his head.

General Electric  
Date Submitted: October 5, 2010, 6:59 pm GMT
Submitted By: subaruwrx2
Name: General Electric
State/Province: Quebec city, Quebec
Logo: GE’s logo
Colour: Greyish white
Shape: round
Texture: easy 2 break in 2
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: tested positive for ampthemine-like substance
Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Orange
Consumed: no
No image specified
Alert Moderator
Posted on October 5, 2010, 8:18 pm GMT by ocbudsmkr420
Thanks testing & the warning. OC_mod
Posted on October 6, 2010, 3:48 am GMT by we r1
nice stamp for a speed pill :D

Some of our efforts to report on what we feel is a disturbing situation with regard to the Quebec underground appear below.

Why is it so disturbing to us?  Because some low grade op up north is probably re-minting and pressing ritalin or adderall, stamping it like Ecstasy, and marketing it on Pill Reports.  That’s all.  I mean, don’t they have Crystal there, or is Quebec still stuck in the prehistoric era?  Because if they did, their pill game might not be subverted, exploited, and adulterated in this manner.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

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