White Transformers and Green Hello Kitties (above).

The formula is excited tonight about developments in Kansas City.  That’s a first.  And another first for our page, is a fairly conclusive test result for the psychedelic chemical Dextromethorphan (DXM), a legal psychedelic, mostly used in cough medicines, and the main reason why so many kids like to swill bottles of Robitussen.

Take a look at the excellent report submitted to www.pillreports.com by justdoit913:

 
Date Submitted: May 28, 2010, 11:32 pm GMT
Submitted By: justdoit913
Name: Hello Kitty and Transformer (tested only)
State/Province: 913 KCK
Logo: Hello kitty and Decepticon
Colour: Green and White
Shape: cut outs
Texture: Hard and Waxy
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: -A friend wanted me to test some pills for him. Roll down to the trap house. I saw round Orange, blue and green saints. Along with round orange Out-pressed guns, round orange monkeys, green ninja turtle cutouts. The only ones i took pics of were the green hello kitty cutout and the white transformer cutout. None of those pills tested for any MDxx. These pills are complete shit! I would never pay for these.
-The two pills pictured tested instant yellow and they are not yellow pills leading me to believe DXM.
-I had never seen the hello kitty pill before, looked interesting.The white transformer had tiny red and blue specks in it
Suspected Contents: DXM
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Mecke Reagent: Yellow
Consumed: no

A yellow on the Mecke Reagent?  Looks like DXM to us too, justdoit913

Exactly like it, when we consult the Mecke Reagent color spectrum (the DXM portion is pictured above).   That’s why justdoit913 gets 5 stars for such a great finding, if not for a great find.  Exciting news in Kansas City, if not exciting news for Kansans, who picked up these pills, especially the Transformers, which are a big brand name in ecstasy.  Yeah, shameless pill presses have gone back to an old school adulteration trick, similar to piperazine but with much more history.

If anyone is looking for a DXM trip, they can order Dexalone at their drug store, and then ingest the liquid inside the gel caps, for a high considered by some to rival some of the best disassociatives.  That’s not our opinion, however.  And Dex is certainly not Emily, so do not pick up these pills under any circumstances, even if you are looking for a DXM high, because the liquid, or pure powder form of the chemical are better ways to go.

Come on now.  Who looks after the community like the Crackbillionair?

Don’t sweat it, people.  I was born to do it.

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)