Purple Internet Explorer Pokeballs (above).




Purple Internet Explorers, which are making their way around California and Las Vegas, we learn this morning, have also made it to Arizona, thanks to fauxmoehawkeen’s submission to www.pillreports.com:

Last Updated: June 15, 2010, 7:29 am GMT
Submitted By: fauxmoehawkeen
Name: Purple Planet Pokeball
State/Province: AZ
Logo: Planet/Internet Explorer
Colour: Purple
Shape: Round
Height: 5 mm
Width: 9 mm
Texture: Smooth
Edges: Beveled
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: Very clean pills, crumbled extremely easily.
Suspected Contents: MDxx and Ketamine
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: 2:10 AM – Railed half of one pill, chewed the rest of it and one more

2:20 AM – Already having some hugggeeeeeee burps

2:31 AM – Sweaty palms son

2:40 AM – Kissing + Dubstep = 🙂

2:50 AM – I gave him a serotonin push. He blacked out for 8 seconds

2:56 AM – Starting to roll. Pupils are big.

3:22 AM – I feel so great, Facebook chatting everyone I possibly can, Emily is the most amazing person in my life seriously.

3:40 AM – This kid is insane He’s rolling a serioiussssss nut.

4:38 AM – This is definitely quite the roller coaster, I’m down right now but can tell I’m about to shoot back into a peak. Borgore is really sick right now.

5:32 AM – Peaking harder than ever, jaw clenching, sweating, singing, dancing

6:46 AM – Not rolling anymore, but I don’t feel like I’m having a come down or anything like that.

7:28 AM – Little bit of a sinking sad feeling in my stomach, and I can’t sleep.

Finally fell asleep at 10:30ishh.. woke up at 2pm for school. Not much of a hangover except I felt drained and extremely stupid :).

Best part of the report?  “Sweaty palms son.”

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