Yellow Pumas, believed by one Northeastern tripper as “MDA” and the “best roll I’ve had since April, 2009”, have popped up in the Connecticiut area.  But rolly104 believes them to be a far better hit than the disappointing Purple Star Fish that were reported to a few days back by starfish, in an ironic twist, despite drawing a purple reaction on te Marquis Reagent test, which could indicate MDEA.

Let’s look at rolly104’s report on these Yellow Pumas:

Date Submitted: June 16, 2010, 5:37 am GMT
Submitted By: rolly104
Name: puma
State/Province: CT/MA
Logo: puma
Colour: yelllow
Shape: round
Texture: smooth
Report Quality Rating: no stars (0 stars, 3 votes)
Description: yellow pill with a puma on it
Suspected Contents: MDA
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: 6:00PM ate a small pasta dinner

11:00 pm took one bite in 1/2 cause i wanted to see what it looked inside i didn’t see any color specks just yellow.

11:30pm took a dump that usually happens to me when i get a good pill.

12:00AM took another pill cause i wanted to make sure i was gonna roll.

12:30Am started to feel fucked up sweaty hands clammy, feet a bit cold normal stuff that happens to me when i start to roll.

1:00am im feeling great shutter vision tripping a bit happy fun feelings i wanna dance but im at my girls parents house so that’s a no go.

3:00am i start to come down pretty clean all in all its the best roll Ive had since April 2009

i would like to get a test kit at some point so i can write better reports for everyone who wants to party safely

Look, if rolly’s right, then New Englanders have a real jewel on their hands, and if he’s wrong, it seems like these pills were at least good enough to let rolly104 to believe he took MDA, which still makes it a good pill, if not necessarily MDA.  We’ll need a test on that before we take the word of rolly, no offense rolly.

Be Scientific,

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