The adulterated Route 66 pill (above).

A Rhode Island man had a bad trip earlier on an adulterated, speedy pill, and with so many Quebec amphetamine pills with driving themes, we wonder aloud if shitty Quebec speed hasn’t made it’s way below the border, in what would be the first reported case to that effect that we are aware of on this page.  Pictures of some driving themed Quebec amps along with their entries are below.

In addition to A1s, Harleys, and Formula1s, we also saw another Audi logo show up on Quebec speed: the r8.  Now let’s take a look at tenounce’s trip report:

Date Submitted: June 26, 2010, 2:08 am GMT
Submitted By: tenounce
Name: Rt. 66
State/Province: Rhode Island
Logo: route sign with 66
Colour: beige
Shape: round
Texture: soft and chalky
Edges: round
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very easy to crush imprint is hard to make out
Suspected Contents: Unknown
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Took 1 around 5pm at 520 it hit me hard but it wasnt good at all very speedy my heart was racing i was overheating like crazy. My vision was all messed up everything looked foggy. Really didnt feel like moving at all. At about 830 pm it started wearing off but i still felt horrible so i tried going to sleep. pfft layed there till about 230am before i passed out. All in all horrible night dont take these.

For one, tenounce mentions that the imprint on the pill was hard to make out, as are the other pills pictured above.  tenounce also describes the pill as very “speedy”, “horrible”, and lasting 9 hours in duration.  Then there’s the geographic proximity between Rhode Island and Quebec.

We’ll keep a close eye on this, as the speed situation in Quebec has peaked our interest, in case you haven’t noticed.  The possibility of this shitty speed showing up south of the border is a strong one, as pills migrate, but we really hope that the United States’ already very compromised Ecstasy scene isn’t further compromised by Quebec’s garbage.

Also, we thank tenounce and are sorry for his bad experience, who was clearly looking for Ecstasy, but was sadly disappointed.

Be Scientific,

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