Red Macs that made their way to Iowa (above).

San Francisco Blue Dolphins and Red Macs, which look a lot like the above pictured Iowa pills.

The Red Macs pictured above from Iowa seem to look a lot like the Red Macs reported to by zaggy on June 27th, in a report we lampooned because zaggy can’t smoke a hole bowl by himself, parachutes pills, and admires nice views.  zaggy’s report is attached to the above link.  Now let’s look at siouxer’s trip report out of Iowa:

Date Submitted: July 3, 2010, 5:17 pm GMT
Submitted By: siouxer
Name: Red Mac Apple
State/Province: Iowa712
Logo: Mac Apple
Colour: Red
Shape: Round
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: small, round, red pills with mac apple logo
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I grabbed these last saturday and took one. I don’t remember the times exactly but I took it around midnight was peaking around 1:30-2 and was to bed by seven.

I usually take more than one but I had a good roll off one of these. I didn’t have any jaw clenching, nor any amphetamine or piperazine feelings. No trouble sleeping afterwards. Unfortunately I do not own a test kit but I have eaten a decent amount of pills over the years and with my (and my friends’) experiences I would say these are a medium dose of MDxx.

It’s nice to know there are good pills in Iowa this week.  I often worry about the state of the lesser states.  Also, it’s the first Iowa reporting we’ve noticed.  For that, siouxer is our head of the week!

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