Blue Lady Pokeballs (above).

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/new-pokeball-sighting-in-cali/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/purple-cu-pokeballs-hit-arizona/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/23/new-pokeball-sighting-green-smiley-face-pokeballs/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/new-pokeball-sighting-in-cali-green-angry-bomb/

Blue Lady Pokeballs have hit Seattle to rave reviews, according to a submission to www.pillreports.com by shinydiscoballs.

Let’s take a look at shinydiscoballs’ trip report:

   
 
Date Submitted: July 30, 2010, 1:53 am GMT
Submitted By: shinydiscoballs
Name: Blue Naked Lady Pokeballs
State/Province: Seattle, WA
Logo: Naked Lady Pokeball
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Height: 5 mm
Width: 8 mm
Texture: Hard, smooth, chalky.
Edges: Sharp
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Very vivid blue, a little lighter than in the picture. Sorry, for the blurry & dark pic, phone camera.Larger pic: http://omploader.org/vNTMzdw/bnlp.jpg
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I must preface this by saying that I rolled pretty hard the previous weekend, so my tolerance may have been a little messed up. Also, all times are estimated. Also also, first pill report, sorry if I mess anything up.OK, so I got these for a rave this past weekend for me and my friends. I enter the event with my friends, wait a little to get the vibe of the party, and decide it’s ok to drop.T + 0:00- Double drop these, no chewing. Head out to the floor and begin dancing.
T + 0:30- Notice I’m coming up a little. Feeling light, legs are eager to dance, etc.
T + 0:40- I feel like I just got hit by a truck. Holy shit I’m rolling hard. I feel like I’m part of the music and it’s just flowing through me as I dance. Throw a ❤ up for the DJ.
T + 0:50- DJs switch. I decide to go and buy a water and drink some. Now that I have time to think, I notice that I am having medium jaw clenching and small amounts of eye wiggles; I can still text a friend who isn’t at the party without much problems.
T + 0:55- Me and my friends light up cigs and sit down. Cuddle puddle was formed with friends and a couple of awesome strangers. Lots of deep conversations and a few massages. I think I smoked another cig somewhere in here.
T + 1:10- Decide to take a booster to get me through the night. Talking with one of my best rave friends.
T + 1:15- Forgot I had taken booster, and take another. Worst move of the night.
T + 1:16- Realize that the timeslots were changed and that the headliner is spinning and immediately head out to the dance floor.
T + 1:25- Coming up on the booster… coordination is kinda fucked at this point. Dancing is hard. Get next to a speaker and just feel the bass flow through me.
T + 1:35- Nausea building up quickly, I complain about it a little to a friend. Friend asks if I’m ok about 30 seconds later, I must look kinda sick. Her and I go sit down and talk.
T + 1:50- Nausea fading. That was the closest I’ve come to puking from ecstasy. Me and my friend head back out to the dance floor. Much more dancing continues.
T + ?:??- Check my phone for the time & new texts. Eye wiggles are too intense to read anything on my phone other than the time.
T + 2:30- So tired (been up for ~22 hours at this point, including a 8 hour shift of manual labor). Still rolling hard though; jaw clenching and eye wiggles have increased a lot. At some point a piece of gum made it into my mouth. I take another smoke break, and talk with a rave friend that I haven’t seen in a few months.
T + 2:50- Notice the DJs switch, start dancing again.
T + 2:55- Not happening. Way too tired. Create another cuddle puddle. Got a lightshow, it was mindblowing.
T + 3:20- Notice I’m starting to come down a bit. Lights not quite as bright.
T + 3:30- Got to talk with the headliner, he was very nice. We ate popsicles together 😀 Roll definitely fading by this point.
T + 3:45- Pretty much sober. Still in a good mood, chatty, etc. but no more body high.
T + 4:00- One of the friends that I brought with (I was the driver) needed to get home; start saying my goodbyes to all my raver friends. Hard to keep the conversations short as I’m still rolling a bit.
T + 4:30- Finally finish saying goodbye, get to my car. Blast the heat, feels nice. Start chatting with friends.
T + 4:35- None of my friends seem as eager to chat as me, I guess their rolls are over. I start blasting some happy hardcore and sing along. Good vibes.
T + 5:00- Finally arrive home, roll completely gone by this point. Extremely tired, but in a good mood.
T + 5:10- Hop into bed. Jaw clenching is still there, but not so bad that I need something to chew on. Pass out almost instantaneously.

Woke up the next day, I had slept for about 8 hours without any interruptions. Jaw a bit sore, cut my lip a bit (probably chewed on it while sleeping) but otherwise everything is great. No problems eating a bowl of cereal. Minimal hangover over the next few days, just some extra tired-ness.

Overall, I think they’re very clean pills. Maybe cut with caffeine? The come-down was very gentle though and the hangover was close to nonexistant so I’d have to say they’re clean. My only mistake was taking too much. I rated these MDxx High because even though I had rolled the previous weekend, I still rolled very hard for 3.5-4 hours (I have 3 hour rolls normally). If you’re in the area, don’t hesitate to pick some of these up.

“Maybe cut with caffeine?” asks shinydiscoballs.  Yeah, probably.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/blue-star-pokeballs-adulterated-with-caffeine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/purple-dragonfly-pokeballs-adulterated-with-caffeine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/blue-angry-bomb-pokeballs-and-purple-internet-explorer-pokeballs-adulterated-with-caffeine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/mays-test-results-from-dancesafe-and-our-analysis/

But what we can’t figure out is why the Pokeball man has to basically mock the East Coast’s best pill, the Blue G Lady/G Spot, with his most likely caffeine adulterated pills–very poor imitations.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/21/vacation-ecstasy-pics/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/g-spots-earn-raves-in-new-jersey/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/g-spot/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/g-spots-hitting-new-york-clean/

Why would the Pokeball “man” (cartel) lampoon the East Coast’s best pill, that is 25 % larger than most Pokeballs, and made from pure MDMA that is not adulterated?  Are these Mexicans just having a little fun?  I think they are–at the community’s expense.  I think they think we are stupid for going so crazy for adulterated pills, and aren’t necessarily mocking G Spots but rather, their own Pokeball faithful. 

Be Smart,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)