Blue Dolphins facing to the right (above).

For the California man who calls himself unlucke’s last ever roll, he popped 3 Blue Dolphins, and characterized them as weak, in a submission made earlier to

Let’s take a look at unlucke’s trip report, paying special attention to the note that Pill Reports moderators attached to the bottom:

Date Submitted: August 20, 2010, 3:58 am GMT
Last Updated: August 20, 2010, 9:40 pm GMT
Submitted By: unlucke
Name: Dolphin
State/Province: 408 CA
Logo: Dolphin
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round, domed
Texture: Smooth
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Cleanly pressed, dolphin facing towards the right. Nice deep set blue
Suspected Contents: Unknown
Rating: Unknown
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: It was fun while it lasted but my rolling days are now over. This is my last report. ~PLURSo I took 3 of these guys to the face at a friend’s party since it was gonna be my last time rolling so I might as well go out with a bang. This is how it went.11:00pm – took 3 of these at once with some OJ

11:45pm – barely feeling the come up and minor body temp changing.

12:15am – starting to come up a bit more, still relaxed and listening to a friend DJ-ing

12:45am – Mellowed out feeling really chill just kickin it with friends and whatnot. These don’t make you feel all antsy and uppy just want to sit and relax.

1:30am – already feeling the come down so I just lounge around and start drinking some alchy.

2:00am – completely done rolling and just chill with everyone.

Overall these are clean pills just not good for anything too crazy like raves. Just for kick backs. And as for the reason why I quit, its because rolling for me isn’t the same anymore. If you were to look up any of my previous posts, I have an unnatural drug tolerance or something so rolling doesn’t do much. Idk if this is considered “losing the magic” or whatever but I guess that’s that. Hope this report helps and PLUR to the rolling community.

P.S I’d give these a 5-6 out of 10
Blue dolphins are among the most commonly copied presses in the US. Buyer beware – test your pills. Click the link at the top of the page. We r1*Mod

For a last trip, sounds sort of tame.  Sorry unlucke.  As for the warning, well, tell us something we don’t know, Pill Reports.  Let the buyer beware?  Or how about Caveat Emptor?  Looks like Pill Reports may have seen our frequent warnings regarding Blue Dolphins.  And we thank them for reading!

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