It’s been a little while since our friends in Quebec dropped a new amphetamine pill on the market.  On August 27th came word from wallrush in New Brunswick, Canada of the latest amp pill–Gatorade Ice, which, because of geographic proximity, we are prepared to put with all the other shitty amps that have come from Quebec in recent months–the Belle Province.  Unfortunately, we have no picture as of yet to show you.  We hope to get that rectified soon since the pill is described as rectangular, which we ourselves would love to take a look at.

Let’s take a look at wallrush’s speed push ad…um, I mean, his submission to on Gatorade Ice, and then we’ll direct you to some links where you can read about Canada’s speed scourge:

gatorade ice  
Date Submitted: August 27, 2010, 3:30 pm GMT
Last Updated: August 27, 2010, 3:31 pm GMT
Submitted By: wallrush
Name: gatorade ice
State/Province: New-Brunswick
Logo: Ice
Colour: white
Shape: rectangular
Texture: Hard to break very well pressed!
Edges: smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: This is a sweet looking pill! Lol For some reason my uploading is disabled ….
Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: ****!!?!?!!****NOT ECSTASY!!!!!!!!*****?!!?!???!***?

Very BOSS pill for speeders! I stocked up! Lol but definAtely NOT XTC!

Took one at around 4pm at work and kept me going till closing time!
Didn’t get bored nor did I get any hint of paranoia.
****AS FOR XTC****——–BAD!!!!

****AS FOR AMPHETAMINES(This is not methbombs)****——–Clean speed with good rushes!

New Brunswick must be pretty excited, if we are to believe wallrush’s glowing raves.  Recall however that wallrush “stocked up”, so he would have ample excuse to make re-minted ritalin sound like God’s gift.

Always remember that amphetamine pills are obviously adulterated, and as wallrush so kindly warns, are not Ecstasy.

Be Smart,

Crack (,