Red Bulls (above). 

Here’s a recent comment to my blog from ocbudsmoker420, a Pill Reports mod who is apparently a bit slow on the uptake, to be kind: 


i just wanted to chime in and say this blog is a joke. you want to critique and talk about reports why? moderators are already doing that, u a wanna be? i’d bet yes. 

Our reply: 

Frankly, Pill Reports, as great a resource as it is, is sorely underviewed, friend. I know you are a reporter there, and I thank you for making your reports, as it increases the amount of information on the scene out there, leading to harm reduction, and a better quality of product, ultimately. Critiques? Sure. Pill Reports are just reports, and since I am at this 20 years, I have insights to offer that some 20 yr old making the report might not. If you don’t understand how the attention has been good for the scene, it’s too bad, but you can check my page’s stats and Pill Reports’, and see if my site hasn’t gotten them more views. But frankly, bud smoker, what is it that I “wanna be”? I’m here to help the scene just like you. It’s not a rivalry. BTW, check out my pieces for, who tabbed me to analyze lab results for them, I guess, because I wanna be, so badly, good man. Now chime the fuck out, as my right to free press will not be challenged by some Cali moron.

Thanks to sekl1 in the Belle Province and his recent trip report to comes word of the White Red Bull–Quebec’s latest speed pill.  Although I wouldn’t put much stock in that “trip” report, because these pills contain absolutely zero MDxx.  Frankly, the moderators at Pill Reports, led by our friend ocbudsmoker420, seem completely blind to the fact that Quebec has been besieged by amphetamine pills that are white/off white, that have really crude stamps, and speedy names, like Red Bulls.  

Why would a reporter make what we consider a false trip report in Quebec?  Well, to push speed, of course.  And why would let such a report come to be published which purports MDxx, considering the volumes they already have on the Quebec speed situation?  Well, you’d have to ask ocbudsmoker420 that, the mod on duty who sees no need for our page, which has been on the Quebec speed scourge since we began our page a few months back. 

Here’s sekl1’s ridiculous and mostly false report.  We’ll get back to hammering ocbudsmoker420 in a moment. 

Redbull Blue  
Date Submitted: September 5, 2010, 1:01 am GMT
Last Updated: September 5, 2010, 9:30 pm GMT
Submitted By: sekl1
Name: Redbull Blue
State/Province: Québec
Logo: Redbull
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Looks like the redbull speed , but blue
Suspected Contents: MDxx and Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I have Mid-Tolerence to pills (max taken 9)I’m sorry for my bad english , but here is my Redbull blue trip , i did 7 of them and some speed (XBOX) .7:00 pm – Poping my first one and actually , it dont taste bad.7:30 pm – Starting to roll and gettin in , but no that much . And yes , my eyes was VERY dilated8:30 pm – Now im in the trip , feeling talktative , loving everyone etc . Taking 2 more now .

9:30 pm – Starting to see in double , my eyes was gurning like fuck and starting euphoria and hallucination . Everything was small (My computer screen was like my cell phone screen , pretty crazy ) rollin balls like fuck

10:00 pm – Taking 2 more again , starting to talking to my self . I was trying to play Wii but the tv screen was in double and very small!

10:30 pm – Smoking some weed with friends (it was hard to pick up the joint , it was too small again)

11:30 pm – Taking 2 last pills , feeling like a psycho and everything was alive ( fridge wanted to eat me ) Tryin’ to think but it was impossible , looks like i lose my mind .

11:45 pm – My eyes was wigglin and gurning like fuck , my friend told me that my eyes goes back my head , and i didnt notice it (Only white) . I was Trying to drink a glass of water but i didnt know witch one to take (there was 2 glass of water , actually i was seeing in double ) I was in the bathroom for like 10 min because i was looking at my self in the mirror , my hair disapear and i noticed that my eyes wasnt green anymore , but black. I was laughin alone for about 30min while smoking joints . That was pretty sick and intense . Everything was in double and small , like the object was 6 miles away !

2:45 pm – Begginin to be in down mood and trying to sleep

Took me about 4 hours to sleep .

I woke up at 11:25 am , i was not hungry and didnt eat for about 1 days . Feeling very tired and depress .

This pill is very awesome and i had a great trip , except when the pills die , i was feeling like a zombie.

READ THIS : Blue Redbull is EXACTLY the same on the picture , but blue .

Be safe and have a good trip !
– By Twexy MDxx

ocbudsmoker420 wants to know why I talk about and critique reports?  Hey dude?  Why don’t you get a brick and have someone drop it on your head?  Not only does this dick not have the ability to understand what’s going on here, but he’s also one of the moderators asleep at the wheel who he contends I’d like to be like.  

Maybe ocbudsmoker420 should look into some of the entries below on the Quebec situation, or better yet, show them to someone who can draw him a picture.  

Now let’s take a look at the comments under sekl1’s report, which includes the not so wise words of ocbudsmoker420–mod on duty.

Posted on September 5, 2010, 3:43 am GMT by ocbudsmkr420
Trouble sleeping and not eating means i gotta put a warning om these, they definatly dont sound like clean mdxx. Sounds lile they contain amp. OC_mod
Posted on September 5, 2010, 12:14 pm GMT by mrfeelgood
I had these in NYC last summer…The ones I had were nothing but speed…Zero MDMA….

Zero MDMA.  ocbudsmoker420, you had to put a warning “om” these?  Because they “definatly dont sound like clean mdxx”?  Well aren’t you the fucking man?  Right down to the finest details.

My cousin has never eaten a pill in his life.  Snappy iphone, he has himself though.  Gets my alerts from this page right to his phone.  The last family function I was at, he says to me “What’s up with all the speed in Quebec?”  Maybe he should moderate for Pill Reports since he can read, spell, and keep track of information.

And some of their current mods, namely, ocbudsmoker420, is too fucking stupid to know his ass from his elbow, and can probably spell neither.

Be Smart ,

Crack (,