Tom Brady’s baby momma, who he dumped while pregnant, actress Bridget Moynahan (above).

Take a look at the following snippet from The New York Daily News.  Please.  We beg you.

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was involved in a two-car accident in Boston’s Back Bay neighborhood at 6:34 a.m. Thursday. Brady, who was at the wheel of an Audi sedan, was treated at the scene, but did not require hospitalization.

The “Jaws of Life” were needed to remove a male passenger from the mini-van involved. The passenger, who was trapped in a backseat, had injuries that were described as serious, and he was taken to Brigham and Women’s Hospital, according to Boston Police spokesman James Kenneally.

A cause for the accident, which also knocked over a light pole, is under investigation.

The vehicles collided at Commonwealth Avenue and Gloucester Street, said Boston Fire Department spokesman Steve MacDonald. One witness told reporters that Brady was traveling on Gloucester Street and had a green light at Commonwealth when the minivan, traveling on Commonwealth, went through a red light and the two vehicles collided, according to the Boston Globe.

Let me ask an odd question?  What the fuck is Tom Brady up to at 6:34 AM?  Well, obviously, whatever it was didn’t turn out so good.  Brady made news recently when he reiterated his hatred for the New York Jets.  His one time girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, who blocked Brady from being in the delivery room, knows this all too well.  Plus, how could any New Yorker not sympathize with Moynahan, having watched Brady trot around Manhattan in his Yankees cap, and cut the line at the public tennis courts at Chelsea by throwing his name around?

That’s why we presume she named Brady’s son John Edward Thomas, and calls him “Jet.”

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