Blue Blue’s Clues Pokeballs (above).

Blue Blue’s Clues Pokeballs have popped up in California, according to a trip report submitted to by steveiscrazy earlier today.  As far as we can tell, this amounts to a new Pokeball sighting.

Let’s view steveiscrazy’s report:

blues clues / blue paws pokeballs  
Date Submitted: September 22, 2010, 5:03 am GMT
Last Updated: September 22, 2010, 5:58 pm GMT
Submitted By: steveiscrazy
Name: blues clues / blue paws pokeballs
State/Province: ca
Logo: blues clues dog paw / pokeball
Colour: light blue
Shape: round
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: round, double stacked, light blue with light sparkles. powdery.
pokeball on the otherside.
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: took one @ 9:10pm with one glass of water,i sat back and watched CNN news, i was already feeling the tingle @ 9:25pm.
9:47pm i was rolling moderately and after 20 mins i was rolling super hard. i felt like i was god, and whoever i got it from was higher than me. i felt happier than ive ever been in my life. Midnight…i was still rolling hard….1am i was still good but i decided to take another one….7am still going…8am i was laying down (still going though) but just relaxing and recapping the night. no come down at all. slept for 5 hours and still did what i had to do. awesome stuff.** About 10:15pm there was eye wiggling, continued to intensify throughout the night and early morning. Euphoria? Of course, i felt like i can do anything. I like to add that i’ve tried many pills, only a few kinds i would actually do over and over, and the blues clues would be one of them. The other one would be the green telephones/pokeballs (i think thats what theyre called). There was a lot of jaw clenching, hard/deep breathing, rubbing my own arms/chest. 11pm i couldn’t read anything on my tv or computer anymore. my friend put some light shows on from and i was GONE! i wouldnt recommend anyone to do it by them self. btw i had to call someone to come join me.

We’ve gotta hand it to the Mexican cartel behind the Pokeball phenomenon for impressing pills with the logo from a show my 2 year-old watches.  Way to scoop the younger side of the market.  Kudos.  If you pull up this report you might enjoy the “Pokeballs are adulterated with Ketamine” nonsense argument that’s raging, and how some people at, admittedly, don’t know what Ketamine is.

While Pokeballs are not adulterated with Ketamine, they are adulterated.  Every Pokeball tested so far by labs have found that Pokeballs contain caffeine.

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