Round Purple Paul Frank Monkeys (above).

According to a submission earlier today to by g2010, the round Purple Paul Frank Monkeys going around Central Florida right now are piperazines.

Let’s take a look at g2010’s test results:

Paul Frank Monkey  
Date Submitted: September 25, 2010, 12:59 am GMT
Submitted By: g2010
Name: Paul Frank Monkey
State/Province: FL
Logo: Monkey
Colour: purple
Shape: round
Texture: smooth
Edges: beveled
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Pill has no bitter taste. Looks very smooth. Had no reaction to the test chemicals.


Suspected Contents: Piperazine
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Other – Please see description
Marquis Reagent: No Reaction
Mecke Reagent: No Reaction
Robadope Reagent: Other
Simons Reagent: No Reaction
Consumed: no

Since Florida has seemed to be inundated with Paul Franks over the recent months, people need to be especially careful down there.  It’s also noteworthy that these pills are impressed piperazine pills.  Usually we tend to be more suspicious of outpressed pills and cutouts, on looks, based on history.

We thank g2010 for reporting.

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