Green “Naked Man” Pokeballs (above).

New Pokeballs have dropped in Arizona, and they, as well as their pill report, submitted over the weekend by kittybump, seem sketchy to us.  First let’s take a look at kittybump’s report from the great state of Arizona:

Drowning Men/ Naked men Pokeballs  
Date Submitted: October 30, 2010, 10:20 am GMT
Last Updated: October 31, 2010, 1:56 am GMT
Submitted By: kittybump
Name: Drowning Men/ Naked men Pokeballs
State/Province: arizona
Logo: Drowning Men / Naked Men
Colour: Green
Shape: Round
Texture: smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: These are beautiful pressed, beautiful colored. Great looking roll never seen one so clean. the color is like a money green. stamp looks like a dude is sitting on a G. VERY solid press.. another thing i noticed only one side is rounded (pokeball) that is domed and the other is flat. Very impressed with the pill.

THIS PILL WILL NOT CRUSH. very solid press. tried crushing a couple up and they wouldn’t form to powder like most would. when broken up it breaks into shards. 😮

Suspected Contents: Unknown
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Before my roll i ate a small meal an hour before, stayed hydrated and was in good mindset.
i could not find a report on these pills and i was kind of nervous because i’m on a strict poki diet and they dont look like any of the recent pills that have come out.

environment: chillin with a few buddys at my place. dirtydirtydubstep playing
low lighting with strobe

take 2 immediately: (i roll weekly.)
10 min: and pre roll jitters
20 min: verryyy anxious to do something.. slight upset stomach.
32:04 these things hit quick!! ROLLIN’
45min: very talkative muscle tension jaw clenches. thinking about girls and softer subjects.
i get lost in my phone and i am definitely rollin.!
2hrs later: the peak is done but my buddy is still goin. smoked some spice & some trees and that kicked it up another notch
2/12hrs: roll mellows out and we hangout listen to music while i feel strong body high. feel good.
3:45: coming down, but i still know its there.
5:30 fall asleep.

next day: dehydrated groggy feeling but not bad at all compared to some of the others i’ve taken.

what i experienced in these was a strong mellow roll. i was happy with it definitely a little bit different. but i enjoyed them and would definitely recommended to try these.

A few things are bothering us primarily about these pills, which seem like they could be good pills, even if they are counterfits.  First off, the pills wouldn’t break up.  We aren’t saying that kittybump is a totally unreliable pill reporter, but he probably is.  Extremely hard pills that break down to shards instead of powder strike us as piperazines.  We feel that glossy or shiny pills are usually suspicious.  For us, shiny = sketchy.

Then, if you get into the comments below the post, kittybump–who should know a thing or two about Ketamine with a name like that–suggests that these pills are Ketamine.  That’s absurd.  How tired are we of these assholes at Pill Reports not testing their shit and then making outrageous claims about suspected contents?  I’m sure that if you performed a search of Pill Reports or, you would find that Ketamine is an ingredient in probably well under 1% of pills, where contents are known conclusively.

Now a kid “rolling” for about 4 hours who is asleep in under 6 hours probably didn’t get piped, but stranger things have happened.  More likely, these are counterfit Pokeballs that still contain MDMA.

Keep in mind that all “real” Pokeballs conclusively tested by have been found to be adulterated with caffeine.

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