Yellow Lightbulb Pokeballs (above).

Yellow Lightbulb Pokeballs have hit San Diego, according to the trip report recently submitted to by thrillin127.  Take a look at thrillin127’s report:

Yellow LightBulb Pokeball  
Date Submitted: January 6, 2011, 9:28 pm GMT
Submitted By: thrillin127
Name: Yellow LightBulb Pokeball
State/Province: SanDiego,Ca
Logo: LightBulb
Colour: Yellow
Shape: Domed…Real PokeBall
Texture: Chalky
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Real Pokeball..Not The Fake Batches Goin Around
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Fist Report 8)

5:00Pm Take 1 pill with Oj

5:40 Pill Starting to Kick In..Body Becoming Very Light

6:15 Rolling Balls at this point..LightShows Amamazing..Eye Wiggles Like A Mofo! haha

7:00 Jaw Clenching Like a Champ!

7:20 Pop Another One

8:00 Pill Kicks in and is Kicking My Ass!

8:50 Pop a Vitamin C Pill.Massages and lightshows are too insane at this point

10:15 Coming Down Nicely

12:00 Trying To Go To Sleep..Body Twitches A lil Bit.Takes a Good 45 Minutes to Knock Out

7:15 Wake Up Fellin Like A Champ!
Eat A good BreakFast With No Problems!

Overall i would Rate the Pill A 8.5/10.Not A Strong Dose Of Mdma But Enough To Get Me Goin..Pill Count 30+..Plur

We’re not big on this report for a couple of reasons, but we were still able to possibly glean something interesting from the included pic.  For one, who announces to the world their pill count?  Only an asshole, that’s who.  And by the way, “tested” means scientifically tested, not that you dropped the pill.

What we do think is interesting is that the pill apears to be beveled on the side of the Pokeball score.  Most Pokeballs are not beveled at all.  Sounds to us like thrillin127 got a few good bombs, if his trip report is at all trustworthy, but wouldn’t it be funny if they aren’t the ‘real’ Pokeballs he boasts of?  And keep in mind that all Pokeballs conclusively tested by the labs at have been found to be adulterated to some degree with caffeine.

Be Smart,

Crack (,