The Aqua Teens are moving to fucking Seattle?  We can see why they’d ditch the Jersey Shore, honestly, but that might have been our favorite joke–where they live.  And no more Schooly D?  Hopefully, the hub about the new name, new town, and all the changes are just shenanigans, as a trusted source and keen Aqua Teen fan, Mr. White suggests.  No matter where they live, we’re glad they’re back, and hope that Carl, the Mooninites, the Frat Aliens, and our other favorites all make the cut.

Now, though, everything is changing. In a new video released by Adult Swim, a horrible Meatwad puppet explains, “The creative forces behind Aqua Teen Hunger Force are unhappy with the pilot of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the subsequent 99 episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” Thus, the show’s eighth season will feature a new setting — hello, Seattle! — and a new theme song by Josh Homme — farewell, Schoolly D! Also, the show has been retitled Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1.

We’ll be ready for the “new” show tonight at 11:45 PM on Cartoon Network, even though it’s West Coast now.  And Schooly?  Respect.

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