Red Diamonds (above).

It’s very hard to say what’s up with these pills, but we thank melikeyrolls, once again, for providing us with some information.  All the test results we’ve seen on Pink/Red Diamonds have indicated the presence of MDMA.  These Diamond Tops could be weak, as melikeyrolls insists.  He sounds reliable.  Though, it has been our experience that real pills that have such an intricate stamp/design/dimensions are usually good pills.  Don’t misunderstand us.  We are talking about real pills, as these Diamonds are.  Just a theory, but it’s a theory that’s been a long time in the making.  An op that makes a real pill and goes through this much trouble to make its design ring out is usually a prideful outfit.

I’d advise you to think long and hard about melikeyrolls advice.  As for us, we’ve been picturing these pills in our belly for quite a while.  The amateur scientist in me would like first hand knowledge of this pill.  I would pick these up, theoretically, if my boys could score them.


A funny thing happened to me over the holidays.  One of my most trusted sources reached out to me with a short message to tell me had access to Red Diamonds.  Now if he was talking about the Red Diamonds that I’ve tracked for you on this page, then we were in business.  Since where I live took on two and a half feet of snow, a low end estimate, it was a bit hard to get to my friend with the hits.  Crackbillionair is here to tell you that all the effort was worth the time, ragged conditions, and travel hardship.  It also served to validate this page in a very unorhtodox and satisfying way.  Here’s what I’m talking about.  When I got to my friend’s pad, he was so proud to show me these bombs.  Beaming actually.

“They look crazy, right?” he asked.  They looked incredible, actually.  I’ve been around hits for more than 15 years, and he has too.  We agreed as to the exquisite workmanship and uniqueness of these pills.  But all that doesn’t mean shit unless they do the trick.

“Feedback?”  I asked.

“Everybody loves ’em.” he said.  But most importantly for me, my boy loved them.  He rated them as the best hits in these parts outside of real G Spots.  The kicker?  My boy was owed a debt by a kid who didn’t have cash but did have Red Diamonds.  So my boy and another friend’s fiance googled “Red Diamonds Ecstasy.”  Guess what happened?  This site’s ‘Diamond District…’ pages popped up.  My friend’s fiance, we’ll call her “Lady X,” clicked on it.  She read the page and said excitedly, “Crack wrote about these!  He says they’re good!  He says he’s looking for them!”

My assessment caused my boy to settle a debt in diamonds.  Merry fucking Christmas to us!  So it was written and so it was done.  Now do I have a deluxe reagent testing kit?  You think I don’t?  Of course I do, motherfuckers.  This might seem hypocritical, because I believe in stringent testing and always advise you to test your shit.  While I hate to quote R.E.M. on yall, I will: “Oh, life is bigger/  It’s bigger than you/  And you are not me…”

Just like I have not wasted one speck of dust off a real G Spot for testing because I was confident in other’s tests and the trip reports of trusted allies, the same can be said for these dear Diamonds of ours.  And eating them was truly divine.  Let me not bore you with some pedestrian account of mine and Dr. Jet’s seemingly endless waves of pleasure!  Know that no heavy machinery was operated, that G-13 and Purple Grandaddy were in the flawless Vapir NO2 (justice calls for a separate page devoted to such a brilliant device!), and our girl Kathy was also on hand.  As far as melikeyrolls opinion?  You can throw that sucker out the window or file it under Pink, not Red Diamonds.  Clean but weak?  First of all, sounds like melikeyrolls is a bit of a light weight.  He’s bitching about taking 2 hits.  Around here, we may have reason to call that naive, or worse.  Though the pills are a lot bigger than they appear–257 mgs–we haven’t seen an ecstasydata lab micrology break down on how many mgs there are of MDMA in the pill, and otherwise have no way of knowing the size of the dose in the pill at this point.  But we were on vacation.  My boy ate 3 and then re-dosed with 2 about 2.5 hours later, and I may have eaten 3 and re-dosed with 1 at that time.  A true head has got to be willing to take enough of a dose to feel the love, and that could be many pills, sorry to tell those idiot mods at  I always laugh when they slam some guy for taking a lot of pills and put links about counseling and whatnot.  What a bunch of morons!  You might take 10 pills and only get 150-200 mgs of real MDMA, total.  Are we telling you to over eat?  Of course not.  We’re just discussing information and berating morons is all.

Now the post-game wrap up on Red Diamonds I had with our leading scientific expert, my dear friend Dr. J, provided more meaningful information.  Since we are aware of Pink Diamonds that popped up in London, England some time back, and Yellow Diamonds in Detroit, I asked him if he thought this was a foreign or domestic op.  We were leaning toward domestic, personally, but Dr. J is way more expert on the technical side.  But we have analyzed scores of pill data from Europe, and conclude that their scene is far more decimated than ours, and chock way more full of adulterants, and scary ones.  The good shit–Mints, G Spots, and Red Diamonds are American made.  Ecstasy is an American scene and has been ever since Sasha Shulgin dusted off the old German recipe for MDMA and said to himself, “people could use this.”  MDA has been an American scene since Dr. Alles did the same for MDA, and then Dr. Yensen did his masterful thesis on Maddy, in which he coined the phrase for the chemical’s effect, “overwhelming wellness.”   The most prolific Ecstasy operation America is privy to is the Pokeball, which while adulterated, are widely hailed throughout the Western part of the nation.  Because of the geographic proximity to Mexico of capital Pokeball states California, Texas, and Arizona, the general lawlessness of Mexico, and the growing influence of Mexico in the drug world–already rather substantial–makes it very clear to us that the Pokeball op is Mexican.  Easier to acquire the starter materials in Mexico to produce such enormous numbers, and variation.  The variety is egregiously flagrant and much easier to pull off south of the border.

Our thinking is that the London Diamonds originated in NY and that a small number made their way across the pond , probably in someone’s luggage or via parcel.  Red Diamonds, also a NY thing in our opinion, have a different press, and at certain angles appear hexagonal, which we see as a possible homage to a benzene ring.  Extremely clever.  And these pills dance around the palm like dice, unlike any other pill we have ever seen or laid hands on.  Dr. J gave me a great insight as to the particulars of this op, and other possible Diamond ops, and Mints, for that matter.  that’s some 411 we are not about to share.  Figure it out with your own chemical expert.

Notice the round bottoms, and the thick sides, which are different from Red Diamonds.  We wish these world class chemists nothing but continued success and prosperity and hold them in the highest esteem.  Respect.

Be Smart,

Crackbillionair (,

M and M Pokeballs (above).

Glad to see our old friend chemlover  is still on top of things, and that for a change we have a nice hit story to report.  We have a case of fake Blue M&M Pokeballs–fake Pokeballs that is–but real Ecstasy, with the test results to prove it.

We’ve missed chemlover.  And we’re thrilled to bring you his report, so take a look:

M&M Pokeball  
Date Submitted: January 8, 2011, 9:48 pm GMT
Last Updated: January 8, 2011, 10:42 pm GMT
Submitted By: chemlover
Name: M&M Pokeball
State/Province: TX – DFW
Logo: M&M
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Height: 4 mm
Width: 9 mm
Texture: Hard, smooth, clean press with pokeball on back
Edges: Smooth, no bevel
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: Mecke Reagent – Green to black in 2 seconds.Simon’s Reagent – Cobalt blue in under 3 seconds.Marquis Reagent – Started changing colors immediately and was black within several seconds.These are not genuine Pokeballs, but a very good copy. They are slightly wider and shorter than the original M&M Pokeballs. These tested well and they look almost identical to some other fauxkeballs that I have tested before which were well liked and enjoyed by several friends.
Suspected Contents: MDMA

I’m wondering if these bombs might even be better than the real M&M Pokeballs, since those were likely adulterated with caffeine.  Ironic indeed, if kids are upset about a faux Pokeball that’s better than a real one.  Very interesting.  Thanks, chemlover.  We love you.  Glad you’re back in the saddle.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

White Elephant Pokeballs (above).

White Elephant Pokeballs have been given high praise from the nation–the nationofthizzlam–in a recent trip report filed with  Since Yellow Elephant Pokeballs were recently conclusively found to have a very small amount of the adulterant caffeine–a way smaller MDMA: caffeine ratio than most Pokeballs–there’s quite a good chance that the high praise from the nation is well deserved.

Here’s the nationofthizzlam’s trip report:

White Elephant Pokeball  
Date Submitted: January 7, 2011, 12:41 am GMT
Submitted By: nationofthizzlam
Name: White Elephant Pokeball
State/Province: San Diego, California
Logo: Elephant
Colour: White
Shape: Round, double domed
Texture: smooth
Edges: smooth
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: looks just like any other pokeball
a bit chalky, resembles the ghosts that are circulating.
sorry the picture isnt better.
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Decent beans,
double dropped, i have a pretty high tolerance but i still had a decent roll from these.
effects set in at about 30 minutes, at one hour i was fully rolling.
the come up was nothing out of the ordinary, i was a little jittery but thats about it.
eye wiggles were strong, the jaw clenching was remarkably minuscule.
i noticed the peak start to diminish 3 hours after consumption.
the come down was pretty easy, very comfterable, especially considering it was a double drop and i didnt redose.
these pills may have had some amp in them but i didnt notice it.
they are definitely genuine pokes. i wish i had some test results to show you guys but i unfortunately dont have a test kit at the moment.
happy rolls guys.

Nice report by nationofthizzlam, and we harken to recall a better name than that.  Asalamalakum, my brother!

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Blue Dragonfly Pokeballs (above).

Blue Dragonfly Pokeballs are earning rave reviews in Las Vegas, according to a recent trip report submitted to by smoketrees420.  And notice how the Pokeball score side is not beveled, as it appears to be in the pic on the page we recently put up on Yellow Lightbulb Pokeballs, linked above.

Let’s take a look at that report:

Blue Dragonfly Pokeball  
Date Submitted: January 5, 2011, 5:14 am GMT
Submitted By: smoketrees420
Name: Blue Dragonfly Pokeball
State/Province: sin city baby
Logo: Dragonfly/pokeball
Colour: Blue
Shape: round
Texture: solid explodes when chewed
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: chalky usual pokeball size
new poke-batch
another 1st reporter for these slappers haha 🙂
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: popped one at 12am started coming up after like 30 40 mins smoked some black mamba and cigs to kick it in then popped some viamin c i peaked after about an hour and a half. had an urge to dance so kicked on some tunes and got down. sex was amazing lasted almost an hour there some chill pills even if your at home. i can never tell if my eyes are wiggling so they might have been. semi jaw cleching roll came in waves i got a little sweaty for a little but i just turned on the fan and i was straight. it lasted til about 630 when i was completely sober. very very clean and slow come down no depression. very clean pills fell asleep right away no lose of appetite. next day ate a huge meal and felt completely normal.
highly recomend!
overall 8/10

We have one problem with smoketrees420’s report.  How do you call yourself smoketrees420 and then publish on the internet that you smoked Mambo, which is, for those uninformed, a legal synthetic cannabis substitute?  That’s fucking embarrassing! 

Keep in mind that all conclusively tested Pokeballs have been found to be adulterated to some extent with caffeine.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Yellow Lightbulb Pokeballs (above).

Yellow Lightbulb Pokeballs have hit San Diego, according to the trip report recently submitted to by thrillin127.  Take a look at thrillin127’s report:

Yellow LightBulb Pokeball  
Date Submitted: January 6, 2011, 9:28 pm GMT
Submitted By: thrillin127
Name: Yellow LightBulb Pokeball
State/Province: SanDiego,Ca
Logo: LightBulb
Colour: Yellow
Shape: Domed…Real PokeBall
Texture: Chalky
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Real Pokeball..Not The Fake Batches Goin Around
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Fist Report 8)

5:00Pm Take 1 pill with Oj

5:40 Pill Starting to Kick In..Body Becoming Very Light

6:15 Rolling Balls at this point..LightShows Amamazing..Eye Wiggles Like A Mofo! haha

7:00 Jaw Clenching Like a Champ!

7:20 Pop Another One

8:00 Pill Kicks in and is Kicking My Ass!

8:50 Pop a Vitamin C Pill.Massages and lightshows are too insane at this point

10:15 Coming Down Nicely

12:00 Trying To Go To Sleep..Body Twitches A lil Bit.Takes a Good 45 Minutes to Knock Out

7:15 Wake Up Fellin Like A Champ!
Eat A good BreakFast With No Problems!

Overall i would Rate the Pill A 8.5/10.Not A Strong Dose Of Mdma But Enough To Get Me Goin..Pill Count 30+..Plur

We’re not big on this report for a couple of reasons, but we were still able to possibly glean something interesting from the included pic.  For one, who announces to the world their pill count?  Only an asshole, that’s who.  And by the way, “tested” means scientifically tested, not that you dropped the pill.

What we do think is interesting is that the pill apears to be beveled on the side of the Pokeball score.  Most Pokeballs are not beveled at all.  Sounds to us like thrillin127 got a few good bombs, if his trip report is at all trustworthy, but wouldn’t it be funny if they aren’t the ‘real’ Pokeballs he boasts of?  And keep in mind that all Pokeballs conclusively tested by the labs at have been found to be adulterated to some degree with caffeine.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Blue Original Batman Pokeballs (above).

Blue Batman Pokeballs in which the Batman logo is inside an oval, have hit Southern California, and have gotten very high marks from socallovelife in a recent trip report submitted to  These Batman Pokeballs are the third variety of Batman Pokeballs we have seen in recent months–White Batman Pokeballs (logo not inside oval) and Blue Dark Night Batman Pokeballs, the latter whose validity have been widely doubted, are the other two.

Here’s socallovelife’s trip report:

Blue Batman Pokeball  
Date Submitted: November 13, 2010, 8:36 pm GMT
Last Updated: November 14, 2010, 1:26 am GMT
Submitted By: socallovelife
Name: Blue Batman Pokeball
State/Province: OC, CA
Logo: original batman
Colour: blue
Shape: round
Texture: smooth, hard pressed
Edges: well defined
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: the stamp is very clean, hard pressed on these. most pokeballs I have taken in the past were quite chalky but these are harder pressed.
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: This is my first report so please be patient. I consider myself a relatively experienced user having been rolling since 07, pill count about 60 or so. I was reluctant to buy these at first after seeing the copycats going around on PR but my connect assured me they weren’t the same & that they were real pokeballs, which I agreed with once I saw them in person. I even scraped a little shavings off a pill before leaving to taste it, definitely tasted like ecstasy (that bitter-salty taste). Anyway on to the point.

Got to an event not long ago and dropped as soon as I got in, roughly 615pm.

I figure out my game plan for stages and DJs to see for the night and go buy a gatorade. I was on an empty stomach (from experience I personally don’t digest e well after eating) so the pill began to hit quickly. Started coming up at about 630-640 or so, by 7 oclock I had been thrown into a very nice roll: euphoric, body felt very light to the sound of great music, sense of touch is fantastic. Impressive feeling for only 1.

I drop again at 830, not necessarily because it was wearing off but more because my favorite DJs for the night were going to be coming on soon. Anyway, about ten minutes later I am skyrocketed into a harder roll (not to say I wasn’t rolling hard off of one, but this sends me off). Intense euphoria, absolutely floating to music, kissing my girl sends me soaring, lights are fascinating. No jaw clenching at all or any feelings of massive energy whatsoever (did not feel any amp) but that didn’t stop me from dancing all night (have heard that caffeine is used in pokeballs these days?). The peak was incredible. I rolled hard for about 5-6 hours off only two.
Comedown was smooth; sleep came easy, woke up in the morning feeling as if I had not rolled at all the prior night (which I have noticed for all the pokeball batches I have tried lately, no comedown the next day whatsoever). I was starving and proceeded to make a hearty breakfast to nourish my body after a night of partying. Cleeeeaaan strong rolls, gotta love em! These are BOMBB, I would compare them to the green telephones that have also been going around, highly recommended

Hope my report was satisfactory, will be more active in the community and post more that I try. If I missed any info, constructive criticism is always appreciated.

Stay safe

Here’s where we’d usually warn you that Pokeballs are adulterated with caffeine, as all that have been conclusively tested have been shown to be.  But as we told you earlier in the week, recently tested Pokeballs have shown different compositions with negligible amounts caffeine.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Yellow Elephant Pokeballs (pictured) have been tested by the laboratories at, and unlike the other Pokeballs tested conclusively prior to last month, they do not have the trademark ratio of 5 parts MDMA to 1 part caffeine.  Recent results from also show that Green G Lady Pokeballs do not have the trademark 5 parts to 1, MDMA to caffeine ratio.

Yellow Elephant Pokeballs, to our surprise, have come back from’s lab at a composition ratio of 30 parts MDMA to 1 part caffeine.  Take a look below:

ID: 2019
Name: elephant
Other Names:  
Marquis Test:More infoThe Marquis Test is a reagent field test conducted by placing a drop of reagent liquid onto a small sample of the material being tested. The chemicals in the reagent react differently with different chemicals, turning a variety of colors based on the what is in the material being tested. Black / Purple
Mecke Test:More infoAs with the Marquis Test, The Mecke Test is a reagent field test conducted by placing a drop of liquid reagent onto a sample of the material in question. Mecke reagent is primarily used for the identification of heroin and other opiates. Green to Purple
GC/MS:More infoThe GC/MSTest
  • MDMA: 30
  • Caffeine: 1

In case you are wondering about the authenticity of Yellow Elephant Pokeballs, we did too, but they are legitimate upon review.  The size and dimensions of the pill, as well as the fact that they are domed on both sides line up perfectly well with other legitimate Pokeballs

Test Date: Oct 29, 2010
Pub. Date: Oct 29, 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Color: Off White or Yellow
Size: 305 mg, 8.1 x 5.9
Data Source:
Tested by: DDL

All legitimate Pokeballs come in around 290-310 mgs, and are 8.1 x 5.9 mms.  The Green G Lady Pokeball came back from the lab at a composition ratio of 10 parts MDMA to 1 part caffeine, well above the normal Pokeball ratio.  By the way, if you are doubting this information based on the pic, we’d say that would be a poor basis for doubt.  Frequently EcstasyData’s pics are poor.  When taking into account the size, dimensions, and domed nature of the pill, we see it as a real Pokeball.

2008 Green Lady
  • MDMA
  • Caffeine
  • 10
  • 1
Oct 05, 2010 Oct 01, 2010 Scottsdale, AZ 305 mg, 8.1 x 5.9

On the surface, we are very impressed by this development, pardon the pun.  Especially in the case of the Elephant Pokeballs, the caffeine in the pill would appear to be a negligible amount.  That Pokeballs would seem to increase in their MDMA ratio is shocking, unexpected, and goes totally against the grain.  Could the quality of the MDMA contained declined?  It could have.  It could also have improved.

Let’s reserve any further comment for the time being while we try to make better sense of this.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

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