Ines Sainz

Michelle Ryan, a.k.a infamous youtube foot porn poster and swinger site regular ihaveprettyfeet (above).

Hopefully soon to be ex-Jets’ coach Rex Ryan’s dumb slut wife’s profile:

  ihaveprettyfeet’s Profile Last logged in:  Dec 22, 2010  
Personal Details
Age: 45
Gender: Woman
Looking for: Man or Woman
Location: ellicott city, maryland, United States
Pictures loaded: No Pictures
Videos loaded: No Videos
About myself: love to tease with feet
Basic Information
Marital Status: Married
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Religion: Christian
Languages: English
Referred by: Email Message
Physical Appearance
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Height: 5′ 2″ (157 cm)
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Body Type: Slim
Body art: Pierced…but only ear(s)
Best feature: Feet
Weight: 98 lbs (44.5 Kg)
Sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback
Exercise: Inconsistently
Daily diet: Junk Food
Smoking: No, never
Drinking: Just socially
Living situation: Live with kids
Have children: Yes – at home full-time
Want children: Yes
Professional Life
Education: Graduate degree
Employment status: Homemaker
Current annual income: I’ll tell you later
Job schedule: Homemaker
Hobbies: I’ll tell you later
Sports: Aerobics, Baseball, Dancing, Football, Golf, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Favorite things: salad
Last reading: dickens
Common interests: Shopping / Antiques

First lady of the Jets, kids!  A regular fucking Jackie O!  Dating while married, just like JFK.  Woody Johnson, if you’re listening, please part ways with such pitiful trash.  By the way, go check out for the latest in “hilarious” foot fetish videos–for non Jets fans, of course.  Yeah, in one she’s got her nips hard and you can catch her in a pair of black panties while she waves her feet at the camera.

Then there’s a 3 minute, 47 second clip of her where she’s reading a paperback on a couch, then kicks her shoes off and starts massaging her toes through panty hose, and then wriggles her feet for a while, and then flexes her calfs for a bit. 

Then we got her in one with a beer bottle on another hotel couch, another with a pair of reading glasses on and a hard cover, wriggling some pink pumps, and another outdoor job–11 minutes, 14 seconds–while she massages her feet on what looks like the Ryan back porch.

No disrespect to swingers or foot lovers intended at all.  What makes this horribly wrong is that it’s connected to the Jets, and once again, while the Jets are preparing for an important football game, they are made to answer questions about a dumb coach or a dumb whore.

Crack (,

Ines Sainz, Spanish beauty queen and Mexican reporter, in the painted on attire she wore around the Jets–about a hundred horny animals (above).

What did she expect?  And who could blame them?  Nobody laid a hand on her.  It’s jocularity, and she was obviously flattered, and dressed as such for a reason.  But she is super hot.  Look at these bikini shots…

But this is how she shows up to work around bunches of 300 lbs. convicts (below).

BTW Ines, we aren’t really kicking you out of here or anything, just so you know.

–Crack (,