Ines Sainz, Spanish beauty queen and Mexican reporter, in the painted on attire she wore around the Jets–about a hundred horny animals (above).

What did she expect?  And who could blame them?  Nobody laid a hand on her.  It’s jocularity, and she was obviously flattered, and dressed as such for a reason.  But she is super hot.  Look at these bikini shots…

But this is how she shows up to work around bunches of 300 lbs. convicts (below).

BTW Ines, we aren’t really kicking you out of here or anything, just so you know.

–Crack (,