Jenn Sterger

Mark Sanchez (above) at a recent Knicks’ game between actress Chloe Sevigny and Jet TE Dustin Keller.

We’re not going to say too much about this until more of the story comes to light, but is in the process of breaking a big story about Mark Sanchez, a 17 year old New Jersey girl, and some photos apparently stolen from Sanchez that were taken in his bedroom.

On Friday afternoon, Deadspin published a letter from a lawyer representing a 17-year-old girl warning them that there will be legal action if Deadspin publishes a story about his client. A.J. Daulerio, Deadspin’s editor, doesn’t reveal the nitty gritty of the story is, but he doesn’t leave in many blanks either. 

Daulerio writes that they’ve been working on a story about Sanchez “romancing” the girl in question and that they are in possession of photos sent to them by the girl from Sanchez’s bedroom. Daulerio promises that the entire story will be revealed on Tuesday and writes that the Jets have been made aware of the story and are preparing a statement.

At the above Deadspin link you can read a letter that the girl’s lawyer fired off to that site.  Deadspin is all over the Jets, breaking it’s 3rd major Jet related story in recent months.

Again, it’s hard to know what really happened as of this point, but obviously Sanchez is less than the squeaky clean poster boy he plays the part of.  We are not saying he slept with the girl, but we will tell you we believe the age of consent is 16 in New Jersey.  Although, if something did go on, who really knows when it started?

Crack (,

Brett Favre can add a new title to the infamous list already in play for the vicodin addicted redneck coach killer penis texting begging Jenn Sterger for pussy and masturbation videos while retiring and unretiring and leaving his bible banging wife and family hung out to dry and propositioning Jets’ team masseuses.  Tonight comes word that his siter was busted in a residence in Mississippi where mehtamphetamine was being manufactured:

Police say the 34-year-old sister of Vikings quarterback Brett Favre faces drug charges after she was arrested in a raid on a Mississippi condo where people were making crystal methamphetamine.

Maj. Matt Karl of the Hancock County Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday that Brandi Favre was among five people arrested in Diamondhead. He says she will be charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and generating hazardous waste.

Karl says about nine grams of the drug — worth about $1,000 — was recovered and hazardous materials teams had to clear the condo.

Brandi Favre is in custody and has an initial court appearance scheduled Thursday morning.

So please add ‘sister’s a gib head/chilli cook’ to our roll.

I wonder why we are not surprised in the least by this ‘news.’  Happy?  That’s a different bag entirely.  BTW, I thought Brandi Favre was a dog’s name.  Go figure.  She better call Saul.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Former Jets’ beauty and Playboy pin-up Jenn Sterger (above).

Major news outlets are reporting today that Brett Favre admitted to NFL security officials last week that he did indeed pepper Versus reporter Jenn Sterger with unwanted voicemails while with the Jets in 2008.

Although Favre has refused any comment on the story since it became a huge issue nearly three weeks ago and the NFL has not commented on the meeting, it was reported Sunday by Fox that in the Tuesday meeting, Favre admitted leaving former Jets game day hostess Jenn Sterger voicemails but denied texting her inappropriate pictures of himself.

While Favre has denied sending the dick pic texts, has reported that the voicemails and texts originated from the same phone number.  More embarrassing moments for Favre lie ahead.

 Crack (,


Deanna Favre (above).

Brett Favre’s wife Deanna (is that redneck for Dina or Diana or neither?) appeared on ABC’s God…um, I mean, Good Morning America where she said she is relying on faith to get her through her husband’s latest scandal, the infamous dick pic texts to Jenn Sterger, the phone messages, and don’t forget the masseuse come-ons, all supposedly aimed at Jets employees.

Deanna said she’s turning to religion to help her overcome the bombshell allegations that her superstar husband sent inappropriate voicemails and lewd photos to a former Jets game day host.

“I’m a woman of faith,” the 41-year-old said quietly on ABC’s Good Morning America on Thursday–speaking out for the first time since the NFL launched an official investigation into the accusations.

“And faith has gotten me through many difficult struggles. It will get me through this one.”

The football icon’s wife would not address whether the allegations against her husband were true or false.

She came on the show to speak about her new book, “The Cure for the Chronic Life: Overcoming the Hopelessness That Holds You Back. Inevitably, the conversation steered toward her husband, who Deanna has been married to for 14 years and has two children with.

According to ABC, Deanna agreed to the interview before the allegations were leveled. She did not want to cancel because her struggles were a central theme in the book.

Mean old Crack checking in to say this chick has a lot of nerve hocking a book that preaches about hopelessness and the “chronic life.”  Unless by chronic, she’s talking about trees.  So let me translate her book for you in a few short words: yeah, my husband makes $20M a year and I’ve been so depressed anyway despite having the best of everything all the time and chartering private planes and whatnot, that now I’m gonna try to steal money from dumb southern bitches who look up to the Favres because they are know nothing hicks.

I think that’s about right.  Throw in a twist about religion, which, by the way, makes Brett look pretty guilty, and its the perfect recipe for the southern housewife.  Newsflash to Deanna: prayer and a metrocard will get you on the ferry.

But Brett’s dick pics and “alleged” unconscionable behavior should sell her some more books.  Way to capitalize on those “struggles.”  Our bet is that she capitalizes most at the divorce settlement table.

Crack (,

Jenn Sterger (above), who has yet to inform the NFL as to whether she will cooperate in their investigation into Brett Favre’s sexual misconduct.

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed the league is looking into the allegations by the website that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent inappropriate messages and photos via cell phone to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger when he played for the team in 2008.

“We are going through that and we are making sure we understand all the facts,” Goodell said at halftime of the Chargers-Raiders game, according to ESPN. Goodell said once the investigation is complete, “we’ll make a determination from there.”

There is a possibility Favre could be suspended, just ending a consecutive games streak that is at 288 right now. Just to clear up a point, according to the story, if Favre is suspended under the personal conduct policy he would have 10 days to appeal the suspension and it would not be enforced until the appeal is heard. However, the announcement of any suspension would be made as soon as Goodell makes a ruling.

So as the NFL looks into Favre’s penis pic and hick drawl come on to Sterger, a Jets’ team masseuse has come forward against Favre, and she claims she has emails, texts, and voicemails of a lewd nature from Favre.  It sounds true.  Especially when we hear it from the married masseuse’s husband.

“He was looking at me like I was a hanging slab of meat,” the woman told The Post.

The woman confessed to her husband immediately about the unwanted flurry of attention.

But the star quarterback allegedly contacted her the next day — the first in a seamy stream of phone calls, “e-mails and texts from Favre saying, ‘Why don’t you and your friend come over . . . I have all these bad intentions. ” according to her furious husband.

“I called Favre back myself,” the hubby said. “I was looking for an apology.”

But he didn’t get one. “I feel like this guy tried to screw my [expletive] family,” the husband said. “He’s a [expletive] scumbag.”

Amen brother.  Sounds like this guy won’t have a problem talking to the league about Favre’s conduct either.  And what about Favre’s ugly redneck wife?  How badly is she twisting in the wind?  Favre probably never got turned down when propositioning cheesheads back in Green Bay, but he comes to New York–the big time–where his act, honed in the sticks, doesn’t play.

By the way, isn’t it an actual crime to send unwanted pictures of your sex organs to people?  After the Viking vicodin addict receives some type of punishment for being the “fucking scumbag” he is, hopefully his wife divorces him and takes all his dough, Tiki Barber style.

Crack (,

Beauty and the perverted old hick (above).

Former Jet quarterback Brett Favre had the exact nature of his perverted indiscretions revealed today by, and we applaud them for um, exposing the old drama queen from Mississipi.  Please check out the video and audio at the link below, where you can hear Favre’s voicemails to Jenn Sterger, and see the dick pics he sent her via text.

To quote our favorite frat alien, Donkey Puncher from our favorite cartoon, the Aqua Teens: “Ohhhh busted!”  But in reality, in the eyes of the NFL we are sure Favre is still viewed as a model citizen.  And that’s dick.

Crack (,

Model and reporter, Jenn Sterger (above).

We’ve got a good one for you.  Brett Favre, the on again, off again NFL legend, made unwanted sexual advances to then Jets’ sideline reporter Jenn Sterger while a Jet in 2008, according to off the record conversations in which Sterger revealed the news to Deadspin editor A.J. Faulerio.  Sterger revealed that the sexual harrassment included a picture text message of Brett Favre’s “dick.”

The controversy dates back to just before the Super Bowl, when Sterger, currently a reporter on Versus’ “The Daily Line,” told Daulerio that Favre had sent her flirty voicemails and naughty pictures in 2008, when she was working for the Jets as a sideline reporter and Favre was Gang Green’s quarterback.

Daulerio said Sterger, 26, told him that she had received several friendly but strange voicemail messages early in the 2008 season.

“But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his d—. Brett Favre’s d—.”

Daulerio reported that Sterger, who has posed for steamy photos for Maxim and Playboy, was not interested in a sexual relationship with Favre because she didn’t think it would be a good idea to have an affair with the Jets’ biggest star.

Wow.  I guess the penis show move is a go to for a lot of NFL quarterbacks.

Favre recently announced he was retiring from football, but we are sure he only feels that way because he doesn’t want to attend training camp.  We’d bet he’d be back on the field and showing his penis regularly to sideline reporters next season, and probably beyond.

–Crack (,