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A personal picture of ours of the infamous and dangerous Blue Fleur di Lys (above), almost 2 years old.

A pic posted to pillreports, we believe, by mustafa91 in recent days (above).

Light Blue Fleur di Lys, it would appear, have made their way down the East Coast from New York, according to a recent pill report.

http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=24530

Saint / fleur di lis  
 
Date Submitted: June 9, 2011, 12:22 am GMT
Last Updated: June 10, 2011, 1:31 am GMT
Submitted By: mustafa91 (member since May 20, 2011)
Name: Saint / fleur di lis
State/Province: Washington DC
Logo: Blue Eagle Saints fleur-de-lis
Colour: Blue
Shape: circular
Texture: slightly grainy – smooth
Edges: slightly thick
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: My man got these “blue eagles” for me — said he’s rolled on these in the past (of course, no guarantee they’re still good). I’m basically trying to avoid piperazines and other bullshit, because I just don’t have the time to waste tripping and recovering at work the next day. Guess the only way to find out is by consuming it…
Suspected Contents: Unknown
Rating: Unknown
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Consumed at + 0 hours. I chewed pill and to my surprise it broke apart pretty easily in my mouth. The taste is very bitter, almost metallic. There is a strong aftertaste lingering on my taste buds.t + 0:05 no effectst + 0:12 no effectst + 0:15 Is it getting hotter?t + 0:21 Pulse is 84 bpm.. my normal resting heart rate is 60-65

t + 0:24 My stomach is churning

t + 0:30 Feeling some obvious physiological changes. Hands are clammy, feel kind of faint.

t + 0:36 Listening to atb – 9 pm. Music is enhanced. Feet and hands feel colder. Dick has receded.

t + 0:45 Heart rate is steady at about 85 bpm. Music sounds better.. almost suspended in a sense. It also feels good to.. feel .. my biceps. I’m an amateur bodybuilder, so this is not uncommon. I’m pretty sure there’s no mdma in this pill, though I’m also pretty sure there’s no pipes because this isn’t unpleasant, per se.

t + 1:10 Laid back.. relieved that I’m not about to get caught up in some pipes (pun intended)

t + 1:24 I feel some jaw tension. The effects seem a tad more potent, in proper perspective, so it probably merits the rating of adulterated. Not sure what this shit is and I couldn’t be motivated to give a fuck.

t + 1:40 Went out to get some fresh blunts and as soon as I was outside, noticed that I’m much more spun than I thought. A little input generates a lot more output, in terms of physical strength. I could glide a flight of stairs like it’s nothing. My pupils are really dilated. This pretty much snuck up on me.

Trying to find mdma (east coast) is like .. mining for gold — almost like you’d be hard pressed to prove the existence of mdma out here. At least with cocaine I can get some shit before it’s cooked and not that cut, and I know there will be ~50% coke, albeit at a very high premium. Ya feel me? With the crackheads out here, the coke market will ALWAYS be alive in some form.

As far as the search for good pills, the only good news is that I can return the pills and get my money back.

Though mustafa91 has apparently misidentified these pills as Eagles, and has a warped view of the benefits of the Cocaine market, he does give a description of the pill’s taste and consistency.  Even before testing, we were a bit put off by the fact that these pills broke so easily.  Not crumbled, mind you, but broke, into hard pieces. 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/piperazine-fleur-di-lys-still-a-plague-in-north-america-our-analysis-of-recent-trends-in-ecstasy/

Along with the Green FDL’s that popped up in California, this makes two sightings of these volatile pipes in one week, on both coasts.  Now, a message to mustafa91.  There are excellent dance clubs in Washington D.C. and House Music is extremely popular.  DC is where several prominent acts rose up, including one of our favorites, Saeed and Palash, as well as the legendary duo, Deep Dish, the fact that they have now sold out many times over not withstanding.  Sure, we have a problem with how t hey make tracks with Puffy and the whole name change nonsense.  Dubfire…your name is Ali, moron.

Anyways, there are plenty of good drugs in DC.  You have plenty of college kids and lots of young, affluent professionals in the market for designer drugs and psychedelics.  Wasn’t a group of enterprising young Hoyas busted a few months back for making DMT in their dorm?

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Mustafa91, get yourself out to the right clubs, and get rolling in the right circles.  Everything that’s available in NY is available in DC, and vice versa.  It’s a four hour ride, son.  In fact, we’d venture to guess that mostly everything available in DC came from NY, and you can get shit here.  And listen to those telling you to get a test kit.  The pill scene is bleak, but not quite as bad as you make it out to be. 

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Don’t Be A Quitter,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Captain Jim Courier, John Isner, Andy Roddick, and the Bryans (above, from left to right).

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/08/patrick-mcenroe-resigns-davis-cup-captaincy-courier-declares-interest/

This weekend Andy Roddick finished what he started in impressive fashion, thumping the 2004 double Olympic gold medalist Nicholas Massu on Friday, and then clinched the tie early Sunday with a come from behind four set win against world #165 Paul Capdeville on a very impressive slow red clay court in Santiago, Chile.  Roddick, widely panned for his clay court prowess, was broken exactly once in each match.  That’s not to say he played dominant first strike tennis.  Roddick, who has grown tremendously as a player on clay and as a guy who thinks a match out–2 of his lesser abilities historically–showed off both skills on Sunday.  After dropping the 1st set to Capdeville on grotesque and horribly slow red clay that groundskeepers watered on changeovers, Justin Gimelstob, who The Tennis Channel was too cheap to send to Santiago, said from an LA studio (so low grade!) that Roddick had let his opponent grow too comfortable and would have to change his tactics.  Such a pronouncement 3 or 4 years ago would not have sat too well with the close Roddick observer.

First time captain Jim Courier did not bat an eyelash.  In fact, the proven winner and distinguished major champion, showed nothing but calm the entire weekend, even when Roddick’s opponent Capdeville, in his match Friday versus Isner, seemed to at worst cheat and at best display questionable sportsmanship at a critical stage of the fifth set on a break point which he lost.  Isner hit a winner from the back of the court which Capdeville did not play, claiming he heard an out call.  Right.  We were extremely annoyed.  It was a classless move on the part of the Chilean, an obvious ploy that we’ve seen tried on occasion by the desperate, but which we can’t really recall a big league chair buying.  Enter Friday’s clown show.  The chair called the ball a let, and Isner who couldn’t buy a break point all match, literally, until that point, didn’t get another.  Gimelstob once again provided the dead on commentary, reading our minds by taking the poor returning Isner to task.  G-Stob called Isner’s return game a glaring weakness, noting that the big man could not cry about calls when he generated so few opportunities for himself.  About 1 game letter, Isner began to cramp, and once his legs had tightened up, he was basically done, but he did manage 4 holds in the decisive 5th set, and with the stolen break, would’ve won the match.  In fairness to Isner, the kid shows tremendous promise, has steadily improved since taking the tour by storm out of the NCAA’s, and is the American who most deserves the Davis Cup Singles B role.  Unlike Sam Querrey, Isner shows excellent killer instinct, a volleyer’s touch, and doesn’t shrink from big moments.  Isner has had several breakthrough wins while Samurai Sam has yet to notch any of note, especially at the majors.  America’s only other option, world #15 Mardy Fish, is also someone we aren’t comfortable seeing in James Blake’s B role.  Fish is a very bad big match player.  If he was ever going to beat a Chilean in the big spot, it would have been at the 2004 Olympics where Massu bested a then chubby Mardy for the gold.  We don’t put a lot of stock in Olympic tennis for the sake of its actual tennis importance, but as an American sports fan, we don’t give Fish the option to lose to a Nicholas Massu with gold on the line.

Back to Roddick, who stayed level throughout a tense second set that really was a must win for both guys.  Roddick blew a late break chance, shook that off, went into the breaker and then blitzed Capdeville, getting out to a 5-0 lead which carried him to the set win.  It was all down hill from there.  Roddick dominated the last two sets in uncharacteristic fashion.  He had managed only one ace through 3 sets.  Roddick, who tends to play a passive style too much these days, was on the ‘perfect’ surface for it.  He gave up the net and counter punched to perfection, hitting more winners off of his usually defective backhand wing in one match than we can otherwise recollect.

Roddick has long been due a re-appraisal by the stubborn Andy-can’t-play-on-clay faction.  He’s come through plenty of times for America on the dirt, and more times than any other American in the storied history of Davis Cup, now having clinched 12 ties (5 on the road).  And Roddick has played several fine matches at Roland Garros in the last 2 years, making the round of 16 in ’09, which is something many doubted he’d ever do.  In our opinion, Roddick might be the best player of all time who has only won 1 major, and had a guy named Roger Federer never came around, Andy would probably have several major titles.  Losing 4 major finals to Roger Federer is nothing to be embarrassed about.  Roddick is one of few guys to ever have been #1, to have won a major, a Davis Cup title, and to have been in the top 5 for 5 consecutive years.  And unlike Roger, Roddick always seems to turn out for country. 

You all know of our devotion to Federer, but you should also know we try to tell it as we see it.  It doesn’t sit well with us that Federer abandoned his country’s Davis Cup squad.  We know his arguments, and we understand them.  He needs to pick and choose, he can’t risk too much exposure in a non major setting…we get it.  But Nadal can?  A frequently hobbled Nadal usually doesn’t duck Davis Cup, and to his credit, he has a championship to show for it, as does Roddick.  Federer doesn’t take Davis Cup calls from Severin Luthi, one of his own coaches, and while the rest of the men’s tennis world is sliding around on disgusting mud courts, Federer is hob nobbing with Pete Sampras and Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles (below). 

Again, we get it.  Federer is the all time mens singles major champion with the Swiss flag behind him, so what does it matter that he doesn’t have a DC title?  A tennis purist would say it does matter some.  There is no definitive greatest player of all time, and everyone from Borg to McEnroe, Sampras, and Nadal have won the DC, and in most cases, had at least one title they were the impetus behind.  The only greats we can think of that have not won the Davis Cup are the ultra selfish and loutish Jimmy Connors, and Federer.

Perhaps Federer, like Connors did, will feel the hole in his immortal resume, and come back to Davis Cup in his twilight years.  And unlike Connors, Federer is great enough to pull off such a thing and win a late DC title, maybe even into his early 30’s.  Maybe Federer has lost a bit of his ‘major edge’ because he isn’t as tested in Davis Cup lately and in the best of 5 set format as the last 3 guys who have beaten him at majors, Soderling, Berdych, and Djokovic.  As for the other Jimbo, our new skip, Jim Courier, we are ecstatic to have him (especially over the hack that is Todd Martin), and he must be ecstatic that Roddick takes his calls.   Let’s face it.  Courier is a winner.  He’s been there and done that.  Chile in a mud storm in front of the worst tennis fans this side of France while getting potentially tie deciding bad calls does not phase him in the least.  Not only does Courier play the same style, more or less, as the top American singles players, but he was a better player than all of these guys, and has greater insights about top tier tennis than the former DC coach, Patrick McEnroe, who had less talent than Courier, less desire, a lesser work ethic, less athletic ability, and we think, a lesser mind for the game in general.  We think it’s not a coincidence that the national junior program is foundering with PMac at the helm.

Next up for the US squad will be Spain in the quarters, about one week after Wimbledon concludes.  Before anyone gets around to anointing Spain, let’s all keep squarely in mind that home countries have an enormous advantage in Davis Cup.  In Courier’s first home tie as captain, he will decide the venue and the surface which as yet, is unannounced.  The surface is sure to be a fast hardcourt, and though there might be attendance concerns, in a play from the British play book, we think it would be very wise to consider Flushing Meadows for the tie, the way that Britain tries to play their ties on Wimbledon’s centre court.  America always chooses hards, and for a few years now, have only had the pick off-season, choosing slick indoor surfaces in Baltimore, Birmingham, and Austin.  You can’t really play this thing indoors in July.  Should the Americans opt for a more intimate setting, we think Cincinnati would be perfect.  The Cincinnati Masters Series has long been considered the fastest outdoor tournament in the world.  We can think of no recent Spaniard who’s had any success there. 

Also, we love the dynamic created by forcing the Spaniards to play on fast hards in the shadow of Wimbledon, especially if Nadal goes deep at SW-19.  In fact, we can hear Nadal crying about the turn around and surface switch from here.  Don’t be surprised if he asks out.  If he doesn’t, we look forward to seeing him finally clash with Roddick on a fast hardcourt, and we like our other guys as well versus the Spaniards on the hards with stars and stripes flying.

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

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Michelle Ryan, a.k.a infamous youtube foot porn poster and swinger site regular ihaveprettyfeet (above).

Hopefully soon to be ex-Jets’ coach Rex Ryan’s dumb slut wife’s www.footloversdating.com profile:

  ihaveprettyfeet’s Profile Last logged in:  Dec 22, 2010  
Personal Details
Age: 45
Gender: Woman
Looking for: Man or Woman
Location: ellicott city, maryland, United States
Pictures loaded: No Pictures
Videos loaded: No Videos
About myself: love to tease with feet
Basic Information
Marital Status: Married
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Religion: Christian
Languages: English
Referred by: Email Message
 
Physical Appearance
Ethnicity: Caucasian (white)
Height: 5′ 2″ (157 cm)
Eye color: Blue
Hair color: Blonde
Body Type: Slim
Body art: Pierced…but only ear(s)
Best feature: Feet
Weight: 98 lbs (44.5 Kg)
 
Lifestyle
Sense of humor: Clever: Nothing’s better than a quick-witted comeback
Exercise: Inconsistently
Daily diet: Junk Food
Smoking: No, never
Drinking: Just socially
Living situation: Live with kids
Have children: Yes – at home full-time
Want children: Yes
 
Professional Life
Education: Graduate degree
Employment status: Homemaker
Current annual income: I’ll tell you later
Job schedule: Homemaker
 
Interests
Hobbies: I’ll tell you later
Sports: Aerobics, Baseball, Dancing, Football, Golf, Running, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga
Favorite things: salad
Last reading: dickens
Common interests: Shopping / Antiques
 

http://www.footloversdating.com/showprofile.php?id=242

First lady of the Jets, kids!  A regular fucking Jackie O!  Dating while married, just like JFK.  Woody Johnson, if you’re listening, please part ways with such pitiful trash.  By the way, go check out www.deadspin.com for the latest in “hilarious” foot fetish videos–for non Jets fans, of course.  Yeah, in one she’s got her nips hard and you can catch her in a pair of black panties while she waves her feet at the camera.

Then there’s a 3 minute, 47 second clip of her where she’s reading a paperback on a couch, then kicks her shoes off and starts massaging her toes through panty hose, and then wriggles her feet for a while, and then flexes her calfs for a bit. 

Then we got her in one with a beer bottle on another hotel couch, another with a pair of reading glasses on and a hard cover, wriggling some pink pumps, and another outdoor job–11 minutes, 14 seconds–while she massages her feet on what looks like the Ryan back porch.

No disrespect to swingers or foot lovers intended at all.  What makes this horribly wrong is that it’s connected to the Jets, and once again, while the Jets are preparing for an important football game, they are made to answer questions about a dumb coach or a dumb whore.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/12/22/rex-ryans-wife-in-foot-fetish-videos/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/15/ines-sainz-go-back-to-mexico-bikini-shots/

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Jets’ coach Rex Ryan’s wife Michelle Ryan, or as we suspect, banned youtube member ihaveprettyfeet (above).

The indignity never ceases with the New York Jets.  Fresh off a stunning, season saving win over Pittsburgh in Pittsburgh, and what may have been a career saving win for the Jets’ 2nd year head coach, comes the news, along with video evidence that Rex’s wife may be a notorious foot fetish video internet poster, and more disturbing we guess, that it seems Rex has played camera man/off camera co-star to his pretty footed wife.

We wish we were making this up.  We prayed it was made up.  But upon seeing the video, we at least, have zero doubts.  And what’s worse?  Dolphins fans were first to the news reported by www.deadspin.com, adding insult to the injurious and pathetic loss to the Dolphags we suffered at home last week in which we dropped but could not score a touchdown.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/favre-sent-pic-of-his-penis-to-former-jets-sideline-reporter/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/10/22/favres-wife-ill-bang-the-bible/

See for yourself:

This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan’s Wife Making Foot-Fetish Videos (UPDATE)

This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan's Wife Making Foot-Fetish Videos (UPDATE)There’s a celebrity in the foot-fetish world who posts videos with titles like “Hot Mature Sexy Feet.” The videos feature a woman who looks like Jets coach Rex Ryan’s wife, Michelle — and, in one, a man offscreen who sounds like Rex.

A few years back, YouTube user “ihaveprettyfeet” — who shares a number of personal characteristics with Michelle, though we’ll get to that later — made a series of videos, apparently starring herself. In them, her feet, whether in stockings or shoes or simply bare, are always prominently displayed. An attractive older blonde, “ihaveprettyfeet” became hugely popular, to the point that when YouTube banned her account for terms of service violations, devotees took to message boards to wonder where she’d gone.

Her videos have been reposted by others on YouTube, and with so many followers, it was only a matter of time before one of them happened to be both a Jets fan and a Deadspin reader, too. We received a tip from one such person that “ihaveprettyfeet” was the spitting image of Michelle Ryan, wife of maybe the most popular coach in the NFL. “At least a twin sister,” the tipster said. Michelle Ryan doesn’t have a twin sister, but judge for yourself.

This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan's Wife Making Foot-Fetish Videos (UPDATE)

We were told by one source that if this is Michelle Ryan, there’s no way Rex knows about it. But listen closely to the voice of the cameraman. Multiple viewers, including a YouTube commenter, have observed that it sounds an awful lot like Rex. Now, we’re not into feet or anything, but if that is indeed Michelle, and that is indeed Rex, well, more power to the both of them. Like many, many people out there, Rex is just in love with his wife’s feet. Shit, it’s almost romantic.

http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos

So Tom Coughlin locks himself in a dark room for 2.5 hours after a bad loss and RexRyan goes off and makes some foot porn?  I’m gonna fuckin’ puke.  Deadspin goes on to say that ihaveprettyfeet toned down her internet act in mid 2009, around the time that the Jets’ were seriously considered making Ryan the head coach.  And the good folks at www.deadspin.com also have ihaveprettyfeet, then of Ellicott City, Maryland (Rex came from the Ravens), as a registered member of a swingers dating site.  Woody Johnson’s donating stacks to Mitt Romney; he is not going to enjoy the continued shenanigans one bit.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/12/22/quote-of-the-week-tom-coughlin/

I need to throw up a few times and then plunge myself into great white shark infested waters.  If I survive, I’d respectly request a tractor or tank run me over.  I know it’s true.  Rex talks so much, I could tell his voice anywhere.  This is like Death and the Maiden for me when I heard Rex’s voice–I became Sigourney Weaver.

Don’t worry Jets fans.  Sure, it was hard to top getting trounced by the Pats 45-3 in terms of embarrassment, but of course, the Jets have limitless embarrassment potential. 

The fire Ryan/hire Gruden petition will be together soon, but in the meantime, I’ll be needing a grenade to stick in my mouth.  They dare bring more ridicule to this poor franchise.

I can’t abide.  She does have pretty feet for a 47 year old though!

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

“Seest a man diligent in his calling, he shall stand before kings, he shall not stand before mean men.”

–Solomon

This page is not yet five months old, and already, we may boast of a few things.  More people have come here to read about Ecstasy than used the NYC homework helpline in 2009-2010.  We are proud to have all of you.  Especially those pill reporters who took the time to test or sample their pills, or both, and submit their findings to www.pillreports.com, and then took more time to come here and make comments about their experiences, or to exchange a kind word.

There was steamroller, who famously plugged a Blue Pokeball and then hopped in his car for a drive from Los Angeles to San Diego.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/cali-man-goes-anal-route-with-blue-angry-bomb-pokeball/

chemlover out in Texas who we must thank for reporting and testing from an important area to know about–a border area where we know a lot of pills are coming from.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/22/texas-chemlover-contacts-crack/

And how could we forget Florida’s most diligent and meticulous tester, the great kaspk, who not only has time for Pill Reports and for us, but who also videotapes his test results and youtubes them?

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/06/kaspk-youtubes-mecke-test-on-fake-paul-frank-cutouts/

That’s just to name a few.  We have to thank all of you, because whatever it is that we’ve put together on this little page is being noticed.  A few weeks ago, I was contacted by www.dancesafe.org’s president, who likes what we do over here, and he asked me to join forces with Dancesafe and do some writing and some analysis of Ecstasy, to track some trends in Ecstasy, to track certain pills, and obviously, to reduce harm in our community.  To put the relationship between Dancesafe and Crack in some perspective, I would refer you all to the incomparable Special Ed’s lyric, about the finder and the founder (“You was the finder/I was the founder/I was around a/long time ago”).

It is an enormous honor for me to be recognized by Dancesafe, undoubtedly the most important institution in our scene there has ever been.  I was practically a kid, going to www.dancesafe.org multiple times a day, debating about my MDA pills (Sunflowers, Ones) fervently, or checking out other pills, or just scrolling through pics of pills and trying to familiarize myself with their chemical composition.  I even made a close friend through Dancesafe–perhaps the friend I respect most–on Dancesafe.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/18/34-methylenedioxyamphetamine-d-e-a-code-7400/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/an-odd-report-on-amphetamine-white-spiders-that-were-tested-in-quebec/

How’d that happen?  We were arguing about pills, of course.  If I never had any association with Dancesafe after that, I’d say I had won big, because friends for life don’t grow on trees.  But Dancesafe’s kid, their little boy, who would still be at Sound Factory at this time 10 years ago, or at mixed night at Limelight, is all growed up.  And for some reason, the institution has taken notice, of little old Crack and his Pokeball and Quebec amp updates, and our breakdown of www.ecstasydata.org’s lab results.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/mays-test-results-from-dancesafe-and-our-analysis/

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It’s not like we don’t have our own credentials either, forgive the lack of humble speak.  I have sat in Dr. Shulgin’s living room on Mount Diablo, and watched black hawks soar through the Shulgin’s skylight, while Sasha showed us his picture albums–looking at photos from house parties of Timothy Leary and Oscar Wilde’s sons, among others–while the Dr. asked me questions I am still contemplating 6 years later.  When I started this page, it was partly with a wildly selfish intent–to promote my writing, and the film company of my partners and me, a little outfit we call Formula 411.  Dr. Shulgin is one of our projects, Terry Singeltary Sr., the world’s foremost researcher on CJD and pryon disease, is another.

Of course, I am a bit of a historian on the New York underground–proudly so–and my fiction is defined by realism and my crystal clear memories of New York’s scene, from the 1990’s on, and it is funny and disturbing as hell.  I am very honored to bring my New York City roots to Dancesafe, and promise to represent my underground hardcore, while learning and analyzing your underground–particular talents of mine.

Hey, I can barely set an alarm clock, and straight up, I am a scientific layman, but I will analyze your pills and data every which way, so that you know exactly what you are dealing with.  My pleasure.  It’s my calling–I’ve always said it was, and now at my advanced age, when I should be thinking about golf or some shit, I am still dissecting pill reports.  Don’t get the idea that this particular layman is going to be bad for your knowledge of the scene, and that my reports won’t be chock full of information.  And Dancesafe’s, and my own scientific experts vett these reports so that any layman issues come to you with a distinguished expert’s polish.

Please follow the work that Dancesafe and I do in collaboration, as well as the work that each site does independently.  Note the links in our right panel, and take advantage of them.  The essence of Formula 411, my essence, is that of the greatest heroes of our past–the ones who put it on the line for the common good, who weren’t afraid to have a voice, despite however “illicit” the cause might seem to some–like Franklin, Voltaire, and Shulgin.

While I possess neither the wit or intellect of any of those men, I do possess a similar spirit when it comes to fighting for and preserving our rights.  Dancesafe is a vital resource to the community, and the loss of any such resource would we be a clear danger to the scene.  With your help, Dancesafe isn’t going anywhere, and now Crack has been given an invite to the party.  To their credit, they have rolled out the red carpet for me so far as well, helping me along greatly and welcoming me to an enormous degree.

Look for our maiden voyage together very soon, as I have analyzed the latest www.ecstasydata.org’s lab results for Dancesafe, and it will go up early in the week.  First there, and then here.  But this collaboration is a monumentous one in that we are both totally comitted to stamping out bad pills, and speaking for myself, to put pressure on makers to come up with a better and more diverse product for us.

With the help of some friends, we’re going to shine the spotlight at the issues plaguing the scene.

Word, Solomon.

Be Smart,

Crackbillionair (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Let’s not confuse the Stars above with the Stars and Star Fish that are prevalent on the East coast right now (New York, Penn., NJ, Maryland) that are cut to the shape of the star, or in the case of the Purple Star Fish, that also come to a raised point like an actual star fish.  These pills, tested and consumed by perhaps Detroit’s finest head, ganjen, are rouund and bare the imprint of a 5 pointed star, as you can see in the upper left of the picture at the top.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/11/purple-stars-test-well-in-new-york/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/purple-star-fish-swim-in-penn/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/purple-star-fish-light-up-new-jersey/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/01/purple-star-fish-in-new-york-last-week/

ganjen has been a busy lady, and thanks to her, we have 6 new pills tested today, and very thoroughly too.  These Round Purple Stars are just the first.  ganjen’s findings, which were submitted to www.pillreports.com today on these stars appear below:

Date Submitted: June 12, 2010, 4:37 pm GMT
Submitted By: ganjen
Name: Star
State/Province: DETROIT MI
Logo: star
Colour: purple
Shape: round
Texture: very very hard, solid. powdery.
Edges: round, beveled
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Took another test with these in better lighting. Got better results this time.

Mecke- Green -> Blue -> Dark black (Red trace)

Marquis- Purple -> Black

Mandelin- Purple, spotty Orange

Simons- Blue-ish / Purple

Robadope- No reaction

Suspected Contents: MDxx and Ketamine
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Orange
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Black
Robadope Reagent: No Reaction
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: yes
User Report: Took these on a heavy tolerance, didnt get much, invalid test by consumption.

It looks like these are Mdxx Medium at least, with a small amount of Ketamine. Marquis turned jet black fast and Mecke did a really nice change to Dark Black.

Once again, we thank ganjen for the busy day and would have to agree with her, that these pills are the real deal.

Be Careful,

–Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

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