Maseratis


Stephen Zalewski and former lover and RHONJ star Danielle Staub (above).

New Jersey man Stephen Zalewski, former paramour and more than 20 years the junior of soon to be 48 year old Real Housewives of New Jersey villain Danielle Staub, is suing Danielle over comments she made on the program to friends that she had no knowledge that Zalewski had videotaped her en flagrante.

Zalewski’s attorney says he’s in possession of text messages and emails that prove Danielle was in on the tape – not to mention the actual video itself, in which Staub talks and poses for the camera at every turn.

The lawyer says Staub’s “damage [the] reputation” of his client, which implies Stephen Zalewski has any kind of reputation. Adds the sex tape director himself:

“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with herself, I have nothing to do with that.”

This is funny for two reasons:

  1. Who the heck would recognize Stephen Zalewski in public?!?
  2. Even if someone did, why would this person spit such vitriol in his direction for a Danielle Staub sex tape?!?

In closing, Zalewski tells Radar Online: “Basically I want her to stop lying and ruining people’s lives, she’s really out of her mind, there’s something wrong with her. She plays the victim and says everyone is out to get her, but it’s really the other way around.”

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/07/stephen-zalewski-sues-danielle-staub-calls-nut-job-out-for-sex-t/

Danielle, seemingly always in the midst of some controversy, and her castmates, can be followed by clicking on the links below:

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/real-housewives-of-njs-teresa-to-danielle-you-are-a-coke-fucking-whore/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-danielles-latest-sex-tape-soon-to-be-released/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/16/real-housewives-of-nj-dina-drops-danielle-drama-exits-cast/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-danielles-latest-sex-tape-soon-to-be-released/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/28/real-mob-wives-of-new-jersey/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-teresa-and-joe-declare-bankruptcy/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/real-housewives-of-nj-is-teresas-bankruptcy-a-cover-for-ill-gotten-gains/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/real-housewives-of-nj-see-bankrupt-teresas-new-maserati/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/mob-housewives-of-nj-v-for-vendetta/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/04/30/real-housewives-getting-ugly-literally-and-figuratively/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/real-housewives-of-njs-dina-danielle-interfered-with-my-daughters-custody/

Under New Jersey state law, it is illegal to videotape someone without their consent.

–Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Yellow Maseratis from Las Vegas (above).

Yellow Maseratis tested by asdfpsy in California a few weeks ago (above).

Are the Yellow Maseratis that got rave reviews from airvelo in Vegas this weekend the same ones that aspfdsy got black reactions on the Mecke and Marquis Resgent tests on, conducted in California last month?

Let’s take a look at airvelo’s detailed trip report submitted to www.pillreports.com:

 
Date Submitted: July 5, 2010, 9:40 pm GMT
Last Updated: July 6, 2010, 12:31 am GMT
Submitted By: airvelo
Name: Yellow Maserati
State/Province: Nevada
Logo: Maserati
Colour: Yellow
Shape: Circle
Texture: Soft
Edges: Rounded
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Bitter and broke down easily when chewed. Their were detailed lines under the pitch fork.
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Unknown
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: 9:45PM
Swallowed 1 pill

10:15PM
Perspective feelings very odd but pleasant

10:30PM
Rolling face with eye wiggles very energetic

11:00PM
Still Rolling hard

11:13PM
Roll Mellowing

11:30PM
Chewed one and a half

12:48AM
Coming up again and rolled hard

1:00AM
Fragrances and touch were enhanced but music was not impressive

2:33AM
The roll started to mellow out but still rolling

3:30AM
Rolling dropped off
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Additional Details:
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We drank lightly during the come up of the roll.The roll was overwhelming and smoking felt amazing. I felt free of inhibitions and talking deep emotionally was euphoric and effortless. Mild hallucinates and delirium were felt during and after the roll.

These were a bright yellow and were relatively tall. They may be sold as “tridents” but threw careful examination they are Maserati. These are very powerful and possibly could contain a strong upper that made it impossible to sleep for hours.
Also very strong jaw clenches continues threw out the whole roll and hours after.After the pills wore off we both had strong cravings for more and drugs in general. Though those cravings wore off a few more hours after. The withdrawals indicate that receptors possibly could have been stimulated leading to a definite tolerance and addicting qualities of the base of these pills.
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The Next Morning
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Our bodies were sore from the effortless muscular movements of the night before. Early in the morning my neurons in my head literally felt shattered though after getting up an after glow could be felt and mentally I felt pretty decent. Not too bad of hangover at all after waking up. These are overall very clean pills.

If I were a betting man, I’d say they are the same bombs, ran from Cali to Vegas with a bunch of herb, probably. 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/yellow-maseratis-get-high-grades-in-southern-cali/

Be Safe,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

The Yellow Transformer and it’s test results (above).

Thanks to thelazer’s busy day of testing, we know that the Yellow Transformer pictured with its test results above, is adulterated, and that these pills are “known pipes.”

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/blue-maseratis-hit-florida-tested/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/pillreports-pounds-eroupean-piperazine-problem/

Let’s take a look at thelazer’s latest submission to www.pillreports.com:

   
 
Date Submitted: June 22, 2010, 9:41 pm GMT
Last Updated: June 22, 2010, 10:24 pm GMT
Submitted By: thelazer
Name: Transformer Outpressed
State/Province: FL
Logo: Transformer
Colour: Yellow
Shape: Round
Texture: Hard
Edges: Smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Meck reaction showed little change at first, going to a yellow leading me to assume DXM. One small speck of it, turned immediately dark green so there is some MDXX in there.

Simons reaction turned dark blue.

Could not find any additional reports yet on this to confirm or verify.

Suspected Contents: Unknown
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: No Reaction
Mecke Reagent: No Reaction
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

And comments:

Comments
Posted on June 22, 2010, 10:26 pm GMT by we r1
These are known pipes, and as with the other pill you tested the yellow is not a reaction, just the dyes from the pill
Posted on June 22, 2010, 10:28 pm GMT by adamoreve
Yellow seem like it’s from the dye of the pill… Pipe does turn the Simons blue..lead to me pipe anybody correct me if I’m wrong. Believe this should have a warning.

Very recently, similar pills–Green Transformers with an outpressed logo turned up in New York, and appear to be good hits.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/green-transformers-hit-new-york/

This is just more evidence that you can not trust any name brand in Ecstasy blindly, most especially a name like Transformers, with a questionable reputation.  We also noted in that link above how we have not seen too many round, not cutout Transformer pills lately.  This yellow makes the 2nd since the weekend. 

Have Transformer makers gotten wise to what we the people think of cutouts?

Be Scientific,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Test results on the Marquis, Mecke, and Simons Reagent tests done in Florida on Blue Maseratis (above).

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/21/california-seeing-2-blue-maseratis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/yellow-maseratis-get-high-grades-in-southern-cali/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/blue-maseratis-tested/

Blue Maseratis, which have been all over the West coast for weeks, have made their way to Florida, making them the second pill we have been tracking recently that has made it from California to Florida, with the other being the White Batman Pokeball.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/white-batman-pokeballs-in-florida/

Here’s thelazer’s submission on Blue Maseratis to www.pillreports.com:

   
 
Date Submitted: June 22, 2010, 9:58 pm GMT
Last Updated: June 22, 2010, 10:29 pm GMT
Submitted By: thelazer
Name: Maserati
State/Province: FL
Logo: Maserati
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Texture: Not the best logo press on these.
Report Quality Rating: no stars (0 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Mod Note- This pill was crushed and put into a capsule for easy of use by the tester. Hence the photo of the capsule.

Meck reaction immediately change to dark black with fizzling.

Simons reaction turned dark blue.

Marguis reaction turned dark blue/black

http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=14801 closely matches this pills color/logo press.

Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Unknown
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

We wish thelazer could have been a little more specific with his findings, though we are still grateful that he took the time.  Dark blue on the M.R. test is MDA to us.  Too bad we don’t know after how many seconds the sample reacted…

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/18/34-methylenedioxyamphetamine-d-e-a-code-7400/

Be Smart,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Blue Maseratis (below).

According to testing done by asdfpsy, the Blue Maseratis pictured that are going around Southern California are clean.  Let’s check out the submission to www.pillreports.com:

 
Date Submitted: June 18, 2010, 5:57 am GMT
Submitted By: asdfpsy
Name: Maserati
State/Province: Socal/805
Logo: Maserati
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Texture: Domed on both sidees
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Man, these things looks really dank!!! The yellow looked good but these look even more promising! Pretty fat too. I’d say barely a step beneath pokies. The test results confirm. And they smell straight like black licorice

Mecke – Black in 4 seconds almost immediately…damn that was faster than the yellows.

Marquis – purplish to straight midnight black in about the same time..wow.

My opinion – These are some blue meanies indeed. Definitely teetering on the MDMA medium/high point. And definitely grab up if you can….and stock up. I can’t wait to try these next week!!

Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Black
Consumed: no

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/21/california-seeing-2-blue-maseratis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/06/yellow-maseratis-get-high-grades-in-southern-cali/

Californians should be careful, obviously, with their Maseratis.  Especially since a Blue Maserati, suspected contents amphetamine (below) and shown in the top link, was going around as of May 21st. 

 But asdfpsy urges you throw caution to the wind with this specific pill, telling readers to “definitely grab up if you can…and stock up.”

Be Careful,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

The pills above, Old Detroits, green with an impressed old script D, are real, but they will only help us to look at.  Why?  Because ganjen tested the old pill of hers from her secret stash.  Let’s look at her submission to www.pillreports.com:

   
 
Date Submitted: June 12, 2010, 7:11 am GMT
Last Updated: June 12, 2010, 7:37 pm GMT
Submitted By: ganjen
Name: Detroit
State/Province: DETROIT MI
Logo: Old English D
Colour: green (light)
Shape: round
Texture: powdery, well pressed.
Edges: beveled, round.
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: http://s850.photobucket.com/albums/ab66/TheSmokingGun/?action=view&current=Ds-1.jpg&t=1276326050666MODS** If you could please crop this pic of the tabs into the test pic, it would be most helpful and appreciated. ***

Even though all reagent reactions tested the right colors, they seemed a little watered down a lil bit. Not too bad tho I guess.

Mecke- green -> blue -> Dark blue almost instantly.

Marquis- Purple -> Black

Mandelin- Purple -> Black. Also noticeable red with blue.

Simons- I messed up the Simons because I forgot to use buffer.( 1st test of the night (sorry!)

Robadope- Apologies, forgot the buffer on these 2 only.

Suspected Contents: MDxx and Ketamine
Rating: MDxx Low
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Black
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Robadope Reagent: Other
Simons Reagent: No Reaction
Consumed: yes
User Report: If you want to knwow what it was like, in short, you need 2 to get the full effect.Its a good, clean mellow buzz mdxx where you just sit in one place a long time and just chill (For me anyways).

Not a party pill, but definetely a chill bean. 5/10 You need more than 1.

Also, these pills are from LAST YEAR. Saved them for testing purposes.More reports to come!! : )

PLUR!!!

We may not get a crack at Old Detroits anytime soon, but it’s good to know that these ones were real pills.  Also, they’d seem to be a local operation–another local operation, after drawing the conclusion we did last night about the Molly Pokeballs.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/blue-transformers-are-probably-pipes-in-detroit/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/purple-internet-explorer-molly-capsules-in-cali/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/red-snoopy-heads-a-dog-for-detroit/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/green-maseratis-have-detroit-tripping/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/round-purple-stars-test-well-in-detroit/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/red-cus-bomb-detroit-tested/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/07/detroit-yellow-diamonds-contain-mda-tested/

Be Careful,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Pink/Red Ms. Pacmans and their reactions (above).

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/red-snoopy-heads-a-dog-for-detroit/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/green-maseratis-have-detroit-tripping/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/round-purple-stars-test-well-in-detroit/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/09/red-cus-bomb-detroit-tested/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/07/detroit-yellow-diamonds-contain-mda-tested/

ganjen has found another good pill in Detroit: Pink/Red Ms. Pacmans, which passed all 5 reagent tests.  Here’s the submission to www.pillreports.com:

Submitted By: ganjen
Name: Miss Pacman
State/Province: DETROIT MI
Logo: Miss Pacman
Colour: pink red
Shape: round
Texture: chalky crumbles easy
Edges: beveled outpressed
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: **Mods can you please crop in this Pic of Miss Pacman to go with the test? Thanks guys. **

http://s850.photobucket.com/albums/ab66/TheSmokingGun/?action=view¤t=MissP-1.jpg&t=1276362546467

I have not tried
these yet, and was expecting watery results since its an outpress, but I was pleasently surprised. Actually excited about trying this one!

Mecke- Green-> Blue -> Dark black in 3 seconds.

Marquis- Dark Purple-> Black 3 seconds.

Mandelin- Purple

Simon- Dark Blue

Robadope- No reaction

Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: Unknown
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Black
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Robadope Reagent: No Reaction
Simons Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

These pills are not adulterated.

Be Careful,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

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