Paul Frank Monkeys
December 7, 2010
October 19, 2010
An Orange Star (above).
Orange Stars are making the rounds in NYC, and they are likely piperazines, according to both rushinrunner and thizztoad420. Let’s take a look at rushinrunner’s very interesting and descriptive trip report, recently submitted to www.pillreports.com, which has everything from drug dogs to an account of a probable piperazine “overdose.” Except, unfortunately, a real pill.
Here’s the report and the comments:
|Date Submitted:||October 16, 2010, 8:31 pm GMT|
|State/Province:||New York City|
|Report Quality Rating:||not rated|
|Description:||I can’t believe a trusted source provided these pills.|
|User Report:||So I had 6 of these stars stored in my crotch while waiting online to get into a club. Out of no where I see an officer/bouncer with a “narcotics dog” – my heart dropped. It wasn’t a German Shepard, it was a light sandy colored dog with floppy ears and it had a vest that said “Narcotics –” on it. It walked right passed me and I was so scared, but somehow it didn’t smell anything and we got into the club.
I wanted to get rid of them so my friend B popped 2 and I popped 4 in the bathroom. And I felt really stressed out bc we smoked weed before so the paranoia was horrible. But after sometime I chilled out and we had a beer.
+1:00 hr – I start feeling “lighter” and I get strange tingling all over my body. But I have no mental peace or euphoria. My mind battles back and forth between being in a really sweet roll and being pissed because the roll doesn’t kick in. I’m not really feeling the music and just stand there frustrated. B says that he doesn’t really feel anything either. I spend the next hour feeling this way.
+2:00 hr The music feels irritating, I can’t get into it, so B and I go upstairs where it is less crowded. I stand up against a wall and close my eyes (under my dark sunglasses) and I feel like i can dissassociate from my body. It vaguely feels like rolling, but then it’s just not, there is no extra boost and I don’t feel happy in my mind. We stay up there for about 45 min and I just stand there, kinda anxious but also tripping a little bit. Also, my stomach felt very loose. That is what makes me suspect that these pills are pipes. I’ve read other reports where people report the same symptoms.
+2:45 hr – Me and my friend decide that we’re not having fun, so we take a cab home. My body temperature gets really high in the car, I felt really hot. Then when we get back to my apt, I feel really weak, my hands and face are blanched. My blood pressure feels really low and pulse is slow. I don’t feel well. B is more or less ok, he doesn’t feel as bad, but he took half as much as me.
+4:00 – I feel slightly more in control, but I’m still tripping pretty hard, my friend is playing music on the computer, but I was just laying on my bed trying to get blood flow to my brain. I had really messed up thoughts, like I felt like I was gonna die, but I maintained confidence and tried to fight it. Additionally, I got really emotional/nervous when I thought about that narcotics dog, it was so scary to think about how REAL the situation would have gotten if it had smelled shit on me – wow.
+5:00 – It’s 5AM bc we took pipes at midnight and I’m just lying in bed watching TV. I feel kind of nauseated and very tired and still tripping/halucinating. My pupils were also dilated, but they would go in and out of being dilated. I tried to fall asleep and luckily I did. I slept for about 5 hours.
Now it is 4PM the next day, I feel ok, but really stupid for getting pipped. I feel very sluggish, tired, and kind of out of it. But I burned some bud today and I’m just watching TV.
|Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:40 pm GMT by thizztoad420
Lmao…we went to the same club last nite i think lol…yeah dude ive seen these around i even got one for free, and poped it but it did absolutly nottin…Btw if we did go to the same club the show was amazing haha…but yeah i had some piped last night myself at that place…i cant stand wats going around ny right now….The only three good rolls in the last 5 months are purple shooting stars, Official Blue G ladies, and Green peace signs…Stay safe bro, hope we get some goods in ny soon
Yeah i had some coke on me also that dog made me almost shit my pants…i dont think dogs can smell ecstacy pills…maybe pure molly powder, cuz it has a slight licorice sent to it…i dont even no if dogs are trained for ecstacy
|Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:46 pm GMT by rushinrunner
Yeah I agree about the purple stars and G ladies – I had those last weekend and was loving life. Yeah, we were at the same club, I was expecting the show to be more techno, but I probably would have liked it more if I was actually rolling. These pipes are garbage, I’m pissed about this crap too and especially at my source.
|Posted on October 16, 2010, 8:49 pm GMT by rushinrunner
I think I read that those particular dogs are the real narc dogs, but they are only trained to smell one thing. They can smell it really well too. The German Shepards are usually not even drug sniffers, they are just there to look intimidating in the subway and shit. I’ve walked past like 3 of those with dank ass bud.
|Posted on October 16, 2010, 9:09 pm GMT by thizztoad420
well dog will only sniff out drugs when ordered…so u can put a pound of bud in front of a drug dog, and it wont do anything untill ordered…i wouldnt be pissed at ur source, not his fault…be pissed at the maker thats the true fucker for putting them into the market.
Alright. Why do I get the feeling that this went down at Pacha? Anyway, it is my understanding that narcotics sniffing dogs can be trained to smell any drug, but due to economic constraints, would be trained to only smell 1 of 3 things: cocaine, heroin, and cannabis. Anyway, very funny about rushinrunner getting so frightened on the line. Sorry guy. But once you make it inside, where there are definitely no dogs, why on earth would you take 4 pipes? That intense trip rushinrunner felt, in a bad way, definitely had something to do with taking 4 stars, which, real or fake, are usually pretty big pills.
As far as the discussion on NYC pills and the excessive amount of pipes going around, it’s partly true. Bad pills are in abundance everywhere, but we have heard about some decent things, like round Pink Paul Frank Monkeys, and Orange and Blue G Spots, which have dropped again. Stay by our page and we’ll get that information to you as soon as we can.
Most Stars are sketchy. Test them on the spot or else, caveat emptor.
September 25, 2010
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According to a submission earlier today to www.pillreports.com by g2010, the round Purple Paul Frank Monkeys going around Central Florida right now are piperazines.
Let’s take a look at g2010’s test results:
|Date Submitted:||September 25, 2010, 12:59 am GMT|
|Name:||Paul Frank Monkey|
|Report Quality Rating:||not rated|
|Description:||Pill has no bitter taste. Looks very smooth. Had no reaction to the test chemicals.
|Mandelin Reagent:||Other – Please see description|
|Marquis Reagent:||No Reaction|
|Mecke Reagent:||No Reaction|
|Simons Reagent:||No Reaction|
Since Florida has seemed to be inundated with Paul Franks over the recent months, people need to be especially careful down there. It’s also noteworthy that these pills are impressed piperazine pills. Usually we tend to be more suspicious of outpressed pills and cutouts, on looks, based on history.
We thank g2010 for reporting.
Don’t Take Any Crap,
August 7, 2010
Apparently some Paul Frank Monkeys have hung around Miami. The good ones–according to jay321. Let’s check out his submission to www.pillreports.com:
|Date Submitted:||August 7, 2010, 1:43 am GMT|
|Name:||Paul Frank Monkey|
|Report Quality Rating:||not rated|
|Description:||Hard pills, tasted nasty bitter. But damn good MDxx high’s|
|User Report:||omg…. seriously I know theres lots of reports on this things going around and ya they are damnnn good! finally some good pills in central florida!
anyways me and my girl friend both took 1 whole yellow monkey and split a light green monkey (sharp ear monkey) which the taste of them reminded me of the MDMA capsules I had snorted over a year ago, so I got damn excited! We went off to the beach to a local hotel, by the time we got there we where rollin balls like crazy, eye wiggles, spine chills, gitty-ness and laughing, so much deep breathing as well… as soon as we stepped out of the car in the parking lot my g/f threw up from blowing up so hard, but she was fine right after. so we continued down to the beach wrapped in bracelet/necklace glow sticks (in red of course incase of turtles) on our way to the beach we blew up by gettin half in the hot tub which was really nice, plus we had the hotel to our self since it was like 2:00 AM. we stayed there til about 6 am, with a solid roll the whole time, very intimate with my girlfriend on the beach and she surprizingly got me hard while I was rollin (prob the clean pills) anyways yall know where this is goin.
Conclusion: BEST BEANS! IN – FACE AWESOME! Out – faced Bad!!
jay321, it sounds like you had a good night. Sorry your girlfriend threw up, but we’re glad she got you hard. These pills have been floating around Florida for a while now, but don’t confuse them with any cutouts. Round pills, and notice the detail around the ears. For more on Paul Franks follow the links below.
August 4, 2010
August 2, 2010
“Seest a man diligent in his calling, he shall stand before kings, he shall not stand before mean men.”
This page is not yet five months old, and already, we may boast of a few things. More people have come here to read about Ecstasy than used the NYC homework helpline in 2009-2010. We are proud to have all of you. Especially those pill reporters who took the time to test or sample their pills, or both, and submit their findings to www.pillreports.com, and then took more time to come here and make comments about their experiences, or to exchange a kind word.
There was steamroller, who famously plugged a Blue Pokeball and then hopped in his car for a drive from Los Angeles to San Diego.
chemlover out in Texas who we must thank for reporting and testing from an important area to know about–a border area where we know a lot of pills are coming from.
And how could we forget Florida’s most diligent and meticulous tester, the great kaspk, who not only has time for Pill Reports and for us, but who also videotapes his test results and youtubes them?
That’s just to name a few. We have to thank all of you, because whatever it is that we’ve put together on this little page is being noticed. A few weeks ago, I was contacted by www.dancesafe.org’s president, who likes what we do over here, and he asked me to join forces with Dancesafe and do some writing and some analysis of Ecstasy, to track some trends in Ecstasy, to track certain pills, and obviously, to reduce harm in our community. To put the relationship between Dancesafe and Crack in some perspective, I would refer you all to the incomparable Special Ed’s lyric, about the finder and the founder (“You was the finder/I was the founder/I was around a/long time ago”).
It is an enormous honor for me to be recognized by Dancesafe, undoubtedly the most important institution in our scene there has ever been. I was practically a kid, going to www.dancesafe.org multiple times a day, debating about my MDA pills (Sunflowers, Ones) fervently, or checking out other pills, or just scrolling through pics of pills and trying to familiarize myself with their chemical composition. I even made a close friend through Dancesafe–perhaps the friend I respect most–on Dancesafe.
How’d that happen? We were arguing about pills, of course. If I never had any association with Dancesafe after that, I’d say I had won big, because friends for life don’t grow on trees. But Dancesafe’s kid, their little boy, who would still be at Sound Factory at this time 10 years ago, or at mixed night at Limelight, is all growed up. And for some reason, the institution has taken notice, of little old Crack and his Pokeball and Quebec amp updates, and our breakdown of www.ecstasydata.org’s lab results.
It’s not like we don’t have our own credentials either, forgive the lack of humble speak. I have sat in Dr. Shulgin’s living room on Mount Diablo, and watched black hawks soar through the Shulgin’s skylight, while Sasha showed us his picture albums–looking at photos from house parties of Timothy Leary and Oscar Wilde’s sons, among others–while the Dr. asked me questions I am still contemplating 6 years later. When I started this page, it was partly with a wildly selfish intent–to promote my writing, and the film company of my partners and me, a little outfit we call Formula 411. Dr. Shulgin is one of our projects, Terry Singeltary Sr., the world’s foremost researcher on CJD and pryon disease, is another.
Of course, I am a bit of a historian on the New York underground–proudly so–and my fiction is defined by realism and my crystal clear memories of New York’s scene, from the 1990’s on, and it is funny and disturbing as hell. I am very honored to bring my New York City roots to Dancesafe, and promise to represent my underground hardcore, while learning and analyzing your underground–particular talents of mine.
Hey, I can barely set an alarm clock, and straight up, I am a scientific layman, but I will analyze your pills and data every which way, so that you know exactly what you are dealing with. My pleasure. It’s my calling–I’ve always said it was, and now at my advanced age, when I should be thinking about golf or some shit, I am still dissecting pill reports. Don’t get the idea that this particular layman is going to be bad for your knowledge of the scene, and that my reports won’t be chock full of information. And Dancesafe’s, and my own scientific experts vett these reports so that any layman issues come to you with a distinguished expert’s polish.
Please follow the work that Dancesafe and I do in collaboration, as well as the work that each site does independently. Note the links in our right panel, and take advantage of them. The essence of Formula 411, my essence, is that of the greatest heroes of our past–the ones who put it on the line for the common good, who weren’t afraid to have a voice, despite however “illicit” the cause might seem to some–like Franklin, Voltaire, and Shulgin.
While I possess neither the wit or intellect of any of those men, I do possess a similar spirit when it comes to fighting for and preserving our rights. Dancesafe is a vital resource to the community, and the loss of any such resource would we be a clear danger to the scene. With your help, Dancesafe isn’t going anywhere, and now Crack has been given an invite to the party. To their credit, they have rolled out the red carpet for me so far as well, helping me along greatly and welcoming me to an enormous degree.
Look for our maiden voyage together very soon, as I have analyzed the latest www.ecstasydata.org’s lab results for Dancesafe, and it will go up early in the week. First there, and then here. But this collaboration is a monumentous one in that we are both totally comitted to stamping out bad pills, and speaking for myself, to put pressure on makers to come up with a better and more diverse product for us.
With the help of some friends, we’re going to shine the spotlight at the issues plaguing the scene.
July 7, 2010
Pink Supermans are clean hits in Philadelphia, according to nachos recent submission to www.pillreports.com, who was good enough to video his results on the Marquis Reagent test and post them to www.youtube.com –the 2nd head we know to go to the video tape–perhaps following the good example set by Florida’s legendary head kaspk.
Here’s a link to the video of the Pink Superman Marquis Reagent test results:
Here’s nachos’ test report:
|Date Submitted:||July 6, 2010, 11:35 pm GMT|
|Last Updated:||July 6, 2010, 11:44 pm GMT|
|Colour:||Pink w/ white specs|
|Edges:||Sharp, clean cut edges|
|Report Quality Rating:||not rated|
Domed on the back. Front and back of pill feels chalky while the side is glossy and smooth. Logo was not very well pressed or has warn off some due to handling. I have not consumed these but the way they feel, feels like they would just crumble in your mouth.
I purchased this pill about a month ago and still have not consumed. From what I have heard people said they felt clean but just weren’t that strong. (Hey better then piperazine eh???)
I got my marquis today in the mail and tested the pill. It went straight to black instantaneously.
I used a hose clamp to scrape the pill and it makes it so fine. Powder usually looks doubled in size using this method so you might say I scraped too much pill off but I really didn’t.
Here is a link to the video..
I am new to testing so let me know what you think based upon the reaction.. It was so fast…
When I consume I will update with a thorough report.
Recorded in high def too. Great job by nachos. kaspk, what do you think? To look at more video results, or more on Supermans, follow the links below.