2159 Horloge
  • Caffeine
  • Methamphetamine
  • 5
  • 1
Jun 06, 2011 Jun 06, 2011 Montreal, Quebec, Canada 489 mg, 11.2 x 4.5

Horloges (small portable timepieces) or Canadian Clocks which recently appeared in a submission to and were mistakenly labeled as likely piperazines, in what is only the latest example of pillreports bumblings when it comes to the misreporting of Canadian amphetamines, have been confirmed as containing caffeine and methamphetamine by the labs at

While we recognized the odd clock as one similar to something that hit the market a while back in Canada, we can now confirm for you that the imprint is indeed the same.

As you can see in the above link, there is a very clear picture of these clocks, provided by the one and only spedfaster, who once again, is clearly pushing speed on pillreports with his endorsement, “Fucking amazing pills” and “speeders, you will wanna…” blah blah blah.

We love when these reports pushing speed pop up, especially since we’ve received a smattering of email from retards and dumb bitches in support of clowns like spedfaster, or spedfaster, in specific.  Here’s a sample:

Wish I can tell you more about spedfaster, like some truth that can put an end to all your misconceptions on him, because there is a lot more depth to this person. Maybe it would make you realize how far from the truth you are, making you feel like an idiot jerk. But hell with it, it’s not my place to tell you.

Yeah honey.  Spedfaster is really deep, yo.  Don’t worry faithful.  We did not let the above emailer get away before we fully explainned our position.  Again.  LOL.  We’ve only been at this ad nauseum.  And we have no personal ill regard for spedfaster, save for the fact that he’s a low life meth head pushing speed on an Ecstasy database.  Anyway, we’d have liked to show you the latest pill report on these horloges but apparently pillreports is on summer vacation and still down for maintenance, going on what seems like a couple of weeks now.

Needs more than maintenance if you ask us, but we hope for the good of the scene that they are back up and running very soon.  If you’d like to follow how we’ve followed the speed scourge in Canada over the past year plus, check out any of the links below:  

So come back soon, pillreports, so we can trash you more completely for not paying attention to your own Ecstasy database, as you do so well.  And if there are any piperazine fans out there in the MTL they should steer clear of these “Roman Clocks.”

Be Smart,

Crackbillionair (,

This weekend four new amphetamine pills hit the market in Quebec and New Brunswick–Adidas’ (directly above), SS’s (3rd from top), Under Armours (2nd from top) and Green Goblins–and once again, their pushers are brazenly using to market their pills.  Only this time, after speed pushers in Quebec have been using for an eternity to hawk this garbage, Pill Reports moderator ocbudsmoker420 has added a warning to the report as it appears.  Finally.  We did a quick search and were able to trace amphetamine pills in Quebec on back to November of last year, and we are quite sure that the more times we pressed “more results”, the more speed pills we would have found.

As for ocbudsmoker420, if the name rings out, that’s because he is the very same moderator who “chimed in” here on this page to tout our uselessness, and who also was fooled by a Canadian speed pill last month.


i just wanted to chime in and say this blog is a joke. you want to critique and talk about reports why? moderators are already doing that, u a wanna be? i’d bet yes.

What kind of douche bag is this kid?  A very stupid one, obviously.  Why does Crack want to talk about pill reports?  Because most of the reports are lacking and the moderators are obviously quite dim.  Check out the reports on these amps at the links below, and notice the obvious marketing pitches, like the one below:

Talkative, motivated everything is interesting, very alert, no sleep.

Who wouldn’t notice a pitch like that?  Well, obviously we did notice, and have been keeping an eye on what we consider a problem of epidemic proportion in the Canadian underground since this page’s inception.  It was themselves who didn’t notice, and who have allowed this Canadian amphetamine operation to basically advertise on their site–an Ecstasy information database. (SS’s) (Under Armours) (Adidas) (Goblins)

In a previous page on speed up north we asked the question, ‘don’t they have Crystal in Quebec like the rest of the civilized world?’  We’ve come to the conclusion this speed pill situation is more sinister than that.  Of course they have Crystal, and we’d think that any hardcore meth user would look on these re-pressed and stamped adderall/ritalin pills as strictly a last resort.  But for the makers, who don’t have the balls or the brains to make actual Crystal Meth, but who do have access to large stores of prescription amphetamine, they are following the Ecstasy sales model in order to push this garbage as far as they can.  And it’s working, because our brethren in the community are fools.  Look at thizztoad420’s reaction to seeing the Goblins:

Posted on October 24, 2010, 2:04 am GMT by thizztoad420
…nah im actually interested in these bro…do u get a horrible crash, and how long does this last, i never knew there are just pure speed pills…im really down

You guys remember thizztoad420?  Yeah, he’s the asshole who took “8-10” fake Blue G Spots last weekend, and obviously, got played.  We have tons of complaints regarding recent pill reports, in fact, as we were also disappointed by the lack of accountability on the part of moderators when contradictory reports surfaced on Yellow Bowling Ball Mints this weekend.

As for our good friend ocbudsmoker420?  Have fun going back years to stick warnings on hundreds of amphetamine pills that passed right under your nose.  And you’re very welcome for enlightening you, moron!  

In recent weeks, the NYPD and Washington, D.C.P.D. grabbed headlines with high profile pot busts.  In New York, Kareem Burke, a former business associate of rapper Jay-Z, was one of several caught in an interstate sting, which put the dope on the table.  Before we quote the New York Daily News, let’s re-quote Treme and The Wire creator/executive producer David Simon, whom we agree with on his low opinion of dope on the table police work.

So, you have to look at what the Baltimore Police Department was doing in the war on drugs.  They were consumed by the idea of statistics.  Of dope on the table.  To this day, when a police department puts dope on the table or guns on the table, you know, ‘we did a raid yesterday and we seized these drugs and these guns’ and they call a press conference.  The city is awash in heroin, cocaine, and guns.  Any street cop can go out and make a gun case or certainly a drug case.  It’s like the entire city is swimming and they’ve literally put a beeker of water on the table and gone, look, we’ve done police work.  But dope on the table works.  The cameras always come.  The cameras always say ‘ah, they’re fighting the war on drugs’ and what they’re not doing is anything meaningful in the way of  police work.  They were locking up more people for drugs than ever before, the rates of violence went up, and their ability to solve those crimes of violence went down, because they had taught a whole generation of cops not how to do police work.  They taught them how to go up on the corner and jack a guy up, go in his pockets, get a vial here, a vial there.  To actually solve a string of robberies on your post, to actually solve a murder, to actually solve a string of rapes?  That requires police work.”

Now listen to this lying liar customs agent:

“This isn’t just a group that controlled one block, one neighborhood,” said Jim Hayes special agent in charge of Homeland Security Investigations for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

“They dominated the wholesale marijuana market in New York for 20 years.”

And then they put the dope on the table for all of us folks who missed the 2 second local news piece:

The investigation that derailed the ring was launched 18 months ago after investigators sniffed out the money trail, the law enforcement source said. In addition to rounding up the ring, the feds seized $1 million in drug profits and 177 pounds of pot.

Okay.  First of all, there is no possible way for one operation to control the marijuana trade.  In fact, a state can’t even control the trade, but one is doing an excellent job: California.  177 pounds…is nothing.  Where we sit, in NYC, so much herb is coming from California and from the provinces of Quebec and Vancouver–places where it is not illegal to grow.  Various ethnic cartels have the direct connect to Cali and to Canada, and cannabis is so plentiful–beautiful Cali bud–that I can have unlimited pounds at my door within 30 minutes at almost any hour of the day.  If I had $25,000-$30,000 and wanted 10 lbs. of herb, I could probably name my strain.

Like David Simon says, it’s bullshit police work, a bullshit news story, and a complete waste of taxpayer time and money.  But with the economy in dire straits, police forces are going to play the seizure of assets game to the fullest, right up until the minute that every state goes the way of California.  Still, the federal government says they won’t buy in to the legalization craze.  Just last week, the attorney general said ‘all illegal drugs remain a serious priority, blah, blah, blah.’

Let me translate for you.  States’ rights will prevail, but the federal government reserves the right to start the drug war back up again, when they see fit, even though states’ rights will prevail, and the federal government will be “at war” with its own states.  Nice.

But here’s an even better one, that went down in Washington.  The bang up police force–real crusaders–got some hardened criminals off the street.  Or, at least, out of their backyards.

CBS News chief is facing serious jail time and the loss of his job after cops busted him for growing marijuana in his back yard.

Howard Arenstein, 60, an award-winning reporter and the news-radio station’s Washington bureau chief, was holed up in his Georgetown home yesterday after he and his wife, Orly Katz, were released early Sunday without having to post bail.

Katz, 55, is the Washington-based correspondent for Yediot Ahronot, an Israeli newspaper.

The couple has four grown children.

Police, acting on a tip, raided Arenstein’s home Saturday and discovered 11 “full-grown marijuana plants” in his back yard, each more than 8-feet high, and “six 2-ounce bags of marijuana,” a police spokesman said.

Howard Arenstein and Orly Katz?  With four grown children?  Growing in their backyard?  They had eleven shwaggy outdoor plants and 12 ounces–less than a pound–of gross DC outdoor bud.  The police did rid the streets of an awful operation.  In terms of quality.  But do you know who grows herb in their backyard?  Amateurs.  This is some sort of political dispute, jealous underling, anonymous tip type of bullshit. 

Here’s the kicker.  Jay-Z’s boy and the Arenstein’s have already retained sterling legal counsel who will probably earn their retainers.  Especially in the case of Katz and Arenstein, who maybe had $2500 worth of herb on hand, to be very kind.  No way on earth those 2 go to jail.   Burke will probably get the absolute minimum sentence allowable for his “crimes.”

A beeker of water indeed.  And to what end?

Crack (,

Quebec, the “Belle Province”, or what might be a better name, the “Amphetamine Province”, has turned out another speed pill–General Electrics–the 13th speed pill to show up on from Eastern Canada since July 5th.  What we find most disturbing about the unusually high number of amp pills that are showing up on Pill Reports from Quebec is that we feel that Quebecois are using to market speed, which we believe to be an impure and unethical use of Pill Reports, which is an Ecstasy information data base, despite the hollow disclaimers that many of the reports contain about the pills not being Ecstasy, like the following quote:

Didn’t get bored nor did I get any hint of paranoia.
****AS FOR XTC****——–BAD!!!!****AS FOR AMPHETAMINES(This is not methbombs)****——–Clean speed with good rushes!

If that’s not a pitch, stars and caps and all, I don’t know what is.  Our page has been following this Quebec speed situation for months, which seems to have slipped by the radar of Pill Reports moderators, who we feel should have been able to connect the dots in this regard, the way we have.  In the entry below, we published one Pill Reports’ mod’s ignorant opinion about Crackbillionair’s Blog, of all things.  that same mod let at least one of Quebec’s latest speed pills sail completely over his head.

General Electric  
Date Submitted: October 5, 2010, 6:59 pm GMT
Submitted By: subaruwrx2
Name: General Electric
State/Province: Quebec city, Quebec
Logo: GE’s logo
Colour: Greyish white
Shape: round
Texture: easy 2 break in 2
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: tested positive for ampthemine-like substance
Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: yes
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Orange
Consumed: no
No image specified
Alert Moderator
Posted on October 5, 2010, 8:18 pm GMT by ocbudsmkr420
Thanks testing & the warning. OC_mod
Posted on October 6, 2010, 3:48 am GMT by we r1
nice stamp for a speed pill 😀

Some of our efforts to report on what we feel is a disturbing situation with regard to the Quebec underground appear below.

Why is it so disturbing to us?  Because some low grade op up north is probably re-minting and pressing ritalin or adderall, stamping it like Ecstasy, and marketing it on Pill Reports.  That’s all.  I mean, don’t they have Crystal there, or is Quebec still stuck in the prehistoric era?  Because if they did, their pill game might not be subverted, exploited, and adulterated in this manner.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

 Red Bulls (above). 

Here’s a recent comment to my blog from ocbudsmoker420, a Pill Reports mod who is apparently a bit slow on the uptake, to be kind: 


i just wanted to chime in and say this blog is a joke. you want to critique and talk about reports why? moderators are already doing that, u a wanna be? i’d bet yes. 

Our reply: 

Frankly, Pill Reports, as great a resource as it is, is sorely underviewed, friend. I know you are a reporter there, and I thank you for making your reports, as it increases the amount of information on the scene out there, leading to harm reduction, and a better quality of product, ultimately. Critiques? Sure. Pill Reports are just reports, and since I am at this 20 years, I have insights to offer that some 20 yr old making the report might not. If you don’t understand how the attention has been good for the scene, it’s too bad, but you can check my page’s stats and Pill Reports’, and see if my site hasn’t gotten them more views. But frankly, bud smoker, what is it that I “wanna be”? I’m here to help the scene just like you. It’s not a rivalry. BTW, check out my pieces for, who tabbed me to analyze lab results for them, I guess, because I wanna be, so badly, good man. Now chime the fuck out, as my right to free press will not be challenged by some Cali moron.

Thanks to sekl1 in the Belle Province and his recent trip report to comes word of the White Red Bull–Quebec’s latest speed pill.  Although I wouldn’t put much stock in that “trip” report, because these pills contain absolutely zero MDxx.  Frankly, the moderators at Pill Reports, led by our friend ocbudsmoker420, seem completely blind to the fact that Quebec has been besieged by amphetamine pills that are white/off white, that have really crude stamps, and speedy names, like Red Bulls.  

Why would a reporter make what we consider a false trip report in Quebec?  Well, to push speed, of course.  And why would let such a report come to be published which purports MDxx, considering the volumes they already have on the Quebec speed situation?  Well, you’d have to ask ocbudsmoker420 that, the mod on duty who sees no need for our page, which has been on the Quebec speed scourge since we began our page a few months back. 

Here’s sekl1’s ridiculous and mostly false report.  We’ll get back to hammering ocbudsmoker420 in a moment. 

Redbull Blue  
Date Submitted: September 5, 2010, 1:01 am GMT
Last Updated: September 5, 2010, 9:30 pm GMT
Submitted By: sekl1
Name: Redbull Blue
State/Province: Québec
Logo: Redbull
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Looks like the redbull speed , but blue
Suspected Contents: MDxx and Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I have Mid-Tolerence to pills (max taken 9)I’m sorry for my bad english , but here is my Redbull blue trip , i did 7 of them and some speed (XBOX) .7:00 pm – Poping my first one and actually , it dont taste bad.7:30 pm – Starting to roll and gettin in , but no that much . And yes , my eyes was VERY dilated8:30 pm – Now im in the trip , feeling talktative , loving everyone etc . Taking 2 more now .

9:30 pm – Starting to see in double , my eyes was gurning like fuck and starting euphoria and hallucination . Everything was small (My computer screen was like my cell phone screen , pretty crazy ) rollin balls like fuck

10:00 pm – Taking 2 more again , starting to talking to my self . I was trying to play Wii but the tv screen was in double and very small!

10:30 pm – Smoking some weed with friends (it was hard to pick up the joint , it was too small again)

11:30 pm – Taking 2 last pills , feeling like a psycho and everything was alive ( fridge wanted to eat me ) Tryin’ to think but it was impossible , looks like i lose my mind .

11:45 pm – My eyes was wigglin and gurning like fuck , my friend told me that my eyes goes back my head , and i didnt notice it (Only white) . I was Trying to drink a glass of water but i didnt know witch one to take (there was 2 glass of water , actually i was seeing in double ) I was in the bathroom for like 10 min because i was looking at my self in the mirror , my hair disapear and i noticed that my eyes wasnt green anymore , but black. I was laughin alone for about 30min while smoking joints . That was pretty sick and intense . Everything was in double and small , like the object was 6 miles away !

2:45 pm – Begginin to be in down mood and trying to sleep

Took me about 4 hours to sleep .

I woke up at 11:25 am , i was not hungry and didnt eat for about 1 days . Feeling very tired and depress .

This pill is very awesome and i had a great trip , except when the pills die , i was feeling like a zombie.

READ THIS : Blue Redbull is EXACTLY the same on the picture , but blue .

Be safe and have a good trip !
– By Twexy MDxx

ocbudsmoker420 wants to know why I talk about and critique reports?  Hey dude?  Why don’t you get a brick and have someone drop it on your head?  Not only does this dick not have the ability to understand what’s going on here, but he’s also one of the moderators asleep at the wheel who he contends I’d like to be like.  

Maybe ocbudsmoker420 should look into some of the entries below on the Quebec situation, or better yet, show them to someone who can draw him a picture.  

Now let’s take a look at the comments under sekl1’s report, which includes the not so wise words of ocbudsmoker420–mod on duty.

Posted on September 5, 2010, 3:43 am GMT by ocbudsmkr420
Trouble sleeping and not eating means i gotta put a warning om these, they definatly dont sound like clean mdxx. Sounds lile they contain amp. OC_mod
Posted on September 5, 2010, 12:14 pm GMT by mrfeelgood
I had these in NYC last summer…The ones I had were nothing but speed…Zero MDMA….

Zero MDMA.  ocbudsmoker420, you had to put a warning “om” these?  Because they “definatly dont sound like clean mdxx”?  Well aren’t you the fucking man?  Right down to the finest details.

My cousin has never eaten a pill in his life.  Snappy iphone, he has himself though.  Gets my alerts from this page right to his phone.  The last family function I was at, he says to me “What’s up with all the speed in Quebec?”  Maybe he should moderate for Pill Reports since he can read, spell, and keep track of information.

And some of their current mods, namely, ocbudsmoker420, is too fucking stupid to know his ass from his elbow, and can probably spell neither.

Be Smart ,

Crack (,

It’s been a little while since our friends in Quebec dropped a new amphetamine pill on the market.  On August 27th came word from wallrush in New Brunswick, Canada of the latest amp pill–Gatorade Ice, which, because of geographic proximity, we are prepared to put with all the other shitty amps that have come from Quebec in recent months–the Belle Province.  Unfortunately, we have no picture as of yet to show you.  We hope to get that rectified soon since the pill is described as rectangular, which we ourselves would love to take a look at.

Let’s take a look at wallrush’s speed push ad…um, I mean, his submission to on Gatorade Ice, and then we’ll direct you to some links where you can read about Canada’s speed scourge:

gatorade ice  
Date Submitted: August 27, 2010, 3:30 pm GMT
Last Updated: August 27, 2010, 3:31 pm GMT
Submitted By: wallrush
Name: gatorade ice
State/Province: New-Brunswick
Logo: Ice
Colour: white
Shape: rectangular
Texture: Hard to break very well pressed!
Edges: smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: This is a sweet looking pill! Lol For some reason my uploading is disabled ….
Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: ****!!?!?!!****NOT ECSTASY!!!!!!!!*****?!!?!???!***?

Very BOSS pill for speeders! I stocked up! Lol but definAtely NOT XTC!

Took one at around 4pm at work and kept me going till closing time!
Didn’t get bored nor did I get any hint of paranoia.
****AS FOR XTC****——–BAD!!!!

****AS FOR AMPHETAMINES(This is not methbombs)****——–Clean speed with good rushes!

New Brunswick must be pretty excited, if we are to believe wallrush’s glowing raves.  Recall however that wallrush “stocked up”, so he would have ample excuse to make re-minted ritalin sound like God’s gift.

Always remember that amphetamine pills are obviously adulterated, and as wallrush so kindly warns, are not Ecstasy.

Be Smart,

Crack (,

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs (above).

We have our first official international Pokeball sighting, as Blue Thundercat Pokeballs have popped up in Ontario, according to a recently filed trip report to by gnomo01.

Let’s go through gnomo01’s report:

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs  
Date Submitted: August 16, 2010, 4:16 am GMT
Last Updated: August 16, 2010, 4:26 am GMT
Submitted By: gnomo01
Name: Blue Thundercat Pokeballs
State/Province: Ontario
Logo: Thundercat
Colour: Blue, with white chalky spots
Shape: round
Texture: chalky and firm
Edges: rounds and firmly pressed
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: a good bang for your buck. i would definetely buy this pokeballs again whenever i come across them. although i am quite curious about their true contents. i did some research online at and it said that thundercat pokeballs where know to contain some levels of ketamine, which is know to give hallucinations and the feeling of a mild anesthesia when consumed in large enough doses, which is some of the symptoms i experienced
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: A homie and I bought ::::mod edit OC_mod:::: of this blue thundercat pokeballs from a well known source. Friday night comes around, we decided to give this pills a shot.
9.00pm- downed the first pill witha glass of orange juice
9.45pm- the effects of the first pills start to kick in. feeling euphoric. eye wiggles begin and my pupils look the size of quarters
11.15pm- we continue enjoying a very euphoric trip and we are peaking at this moment.we put up light shows and bump some techno music.
11.30pm- we decide to pop a second pokeball, it does not take too long for the second pill to start giving out its effects.
11.45- at this moment we are feeling very light headed, my legs begin to show some uncontrolled muscle movements and we start using some vaporub inhalers top enhance the trip.
12.00am-1.00am our symptoms stay quite the same throughout this time frame. omly changes are the addition of some intense jaw grinding and eye wiggles.
1.15am- we felt quite brave and decided to pop our third and final pill. at this moment, the previous 2 pills are giving out their effects at a full blast. the euphoria, eye wiggles, and the rest of the symptoms become amplified.
1.45am- the third and final pill kicks in.. at this moment , we begin tripping out on the glow sticks we had been playing with. we begin feeling in a state of mild anesthesia.
2.30am- at this point of the night, the third pill is going at full blast. we began having some hallucinations. my friend was seeing people who he assured me, where sitting next to him. he had full conversations with the non- existing persons. the symptoms were quite similar to me, i was also having the same kind of hallucinations, the regular symptoms of mdma remain as well. the hallucinations came in with intervals of about 10 min each, wich after that time, we would snap out of them.
4.30am- the hallucinations have completely dissapeared now, we are now just under the effects of the ecstasy, pupils remained dilated, eye wiggles continued but the euphoria decreased as well as our happy moods. we are now feeling depressed and drained out
5.00am- i decide to hit my room. i took a pill of centrum multi vitamin before bed and i managed to conceive sleep quite fast.

Ketamine?  Really?  I think not.  While many have rumored Pokeballs to contain Ketamine, we are afraid Pokeball nation is not that lucky.  But gnomo01 should know that so far,’s lab has found four varieties of Pokeballs to be adulterated with caffeine.

At least for Canada’s sake, we aren’t talking about shwaggy, adulterated speed pills for a change.

Be Safe,

Crack (

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