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Have you been buying those long girlish locks that New England star Tom Brady has been sporting (below)?

You might not, but it appears that Brady himself might soon be making a purchase in that regard–at the insistence of the boss.  No, not Bill Belichik, who has run New England’s evil cheat ridden empire for the last 11 years.  We instead refer to Gisele Bundchen, Brady’s wife and primary play caller.

Reporters from the National Enquirer tracked Brady to the offices of Dr. Robert Leonard, a hair transplant specialist in Rhode Island who has worked on the noggins of several Boston Bruins.

The weekly says Brady went there on orders from the missus.

“Gisele wants to maintain that perfect-couple image – the handsome quarterback with a head full of hair and the stunning model with her own long flowing locks,” the Enquirer reported.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/11/30/2010-11-30_defense_patriots_quarterback_tom_brady_consults_hair_specialists_in_play_to_cove.html#ixzz16uKqds7l

The image obsessed Bundchen, who Brady dumped his 8 months pregnant girlfriend for, actress Briddget Moynahan, is obviously running a very tight ship.  It’s no wonder her former beau Leonardo DiCaprio kicked her to the curb.  But when Brady kicked Moynahan to the curb it created so much acrimony between the pair that the actress barred Brady from the delivery room, and named his son after the team he hates most–Jet (John Edward Thomas).

Whatever will be Monday night in the in-season Superbowl at Foxboro in which the Pats are a 3.5 pt. favorite over our beloved Jets, we can’t thank Gisele enough, and the National Enquirer, for the image in our head of Brady and Zdeno Chara sitting side by side and having their scalps lasered at some Rhode Island hair clinic.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/tom-brady-seriously-injures-passenger-in-early-morning-accident/

J-E-T-S!!!!!

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, http://www.crackbillionair.com)

It’s been a little while since our friends in Quebec dropped a new amphetamine pill on the market.  On August 27th came word from wallrush in New Brunswick, Canada of the latest amp pill–Gatorade Ice, which, because of geographic proximity, we are prepared to put with all the other shitty amps that have come from Quebec in recent months–the Belle Province.  Unfortunately, we have no picture as of yet to show you.  We hope to get that rectified soon since the pill is described as rectangular, which we ourselves would love to take a look at.

Let’s take a look at wallrush’s speed push ad…um, I mean, his submission to www.pillreports.com on Gatorade Ice, and then we’ll direct you to some links where you can read about Canada’s speed scourge:

gatorade ice  
 
Date Submitted: August 27, 2010, 3:30 pm GMT
Last Updated: August 27, 2010, 3:31 pm GMT
Submitted By: wallrush
Name: gatorade ice
State/Province: New-Brunswick
Logo: Ice
Colour: white
Shape: rectangular
Texture: Hard to break very well pressed!
Edges: smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: This is a sweet looking pill! Lol For some reason my uploading is disabled ….
Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: ****!!?!?!!****NOT ECSTASY!!!!!!!!*****?!!?!???!***?

Very BOSS pill for speeders! I stocked up! Lol but definAtely NOT XTC!

Took one at around 4pm at work and kept me going till closing time!
Didn’t get bored nor did I get any hint of paranoia.
****AS FOR XTC****——–BAD!!!!

****AS FOR AMPHETAMINES(This is not methbombs)****——–Clean speed with good rushes!

New Brunswick must be pretty excited, if we are to believe wallrush’s glowing raves.  Recall however that wallrush “stocked up”, so he would have ample excuse to make re-minted ritalin sound like God’s gift.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/05/handicaps-quebecs-newest-speed-pill-tested/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/19/a1-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/rockstars-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/brad-pitt-pills-straight-amphetamine-from-same-idiots-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/quebec-still-rolling-in-amphetamine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/new-speed-pill-hits-quebec-from-same-amphetamine-operation/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/clean-pills-finally-pop-up-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/did-ri-man-have-bad-trip-with-quebec-speed/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill-2/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/batteries-new-charge-in-quebecs-speed-scene/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/13/an-odd-report-on-amphetamine-white-spiders-that-were-tested-in-quebec/

Always remember that amphetamine pills are obviously adulterated, and as wallrush so kindly warns, are not Ecstasy.

Be Smart,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Tablet Photo Tablet NameTablet Name is the street name that was submitted with the tablet (or the common street-name for an imprint if no name is submitted with a tablet). The individual tablet page may also give alternative names based on similar tablets that have been submitted in the past or information collected by the source organization. Active ContentsActive Contentsis a list of substances detected by the lab. Date PublishedDate Published is in most cases within two weeks of the date that the tablet was received by the lab (MAPS and other non-Ecstasydata results not included). Date TestedDate Tested the approximate date when the sample was tested by the lab. Location Tablet SizeTablets are weighed and measured with tablet diameter and height being displayed in millimeters (mm) and weight displayed in milligrams (mg). This is the full weight of the tablet, including all binders and fillers and is not the mass of the detected substances. Data SourceMost of the data on EcstasyData.org is for tablets submitted by the public with lab testing organized by the EcstasyData project. Various organizations have also contributed data to EcstasyData.org. Links are provided to contributing organizations’ websites as well as to information describing the organization and their involvement with the EcstasyData.org project.
Substance Ratio /
AmountsRatio/Amounts are, in most cases, the relative amount of the detected substances. When a single substance is detected, the ratio will always be “1”. When a mass is given, that is the actual amount of drug in the full submitted sample.
1929 G Lady
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Deer Park, NY 382 mg, 9.2 x 4.9 EcstasyData.org
1930 white puma
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Carthage, NY 176 mg, 7.2 x 4.0 EcstasyData.org
1931 White Diamond
  • TFMPP
  • BZP
  • 3
  • 2
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Carthage, NY 282 mg, 8.6 x 4.2 EcstasyData.org
1932 Pink Monkey
  • TFMPP
  • Pseudo/Ephedrine
  • Caffeine
  • 3
  • 2
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Carthage, NY 329 mg, 8.1 x 6.0 EcstasyData.org
1933 G Lady
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 New York, NY 393 mg, 9.2 x 4.8 EcstasyData.org
1934 Red Diamond
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Los Angeles, CA 317 mg, 9.3 x 5.1 EcstasyData.org
1935 Methylone
  • Methylone
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 Alief, TX EcstasyData.org
1936 Green AK-47
  • Caffeine
  • Unidentified
  • 2
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 High Point, NC 291 mg, 8.0 x 5.7 EcstasyData.org
1938 Superman
  • TFMPP
  • BZP
  • MDMA
  • 4
  • 2
  • 1
Jul 21, 2010 Jul 21, 2010 St. Paul, MN 298 mg, 7.1 x 4.9 EcstasyData.org
1939 triangle
  • None Detected
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 New York, NY 264 mg, 8.1 x 5.3 EcstasyData.org
1940 Homer Simpson
  • TFMPP
  • BZP
  • 20
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 Miami, FL 268 mg, – x – EcstasyData.org
1941 Puma
  • MDMA
  • Caffeine
  • 20
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 Los Angeles, CA 355 mg, 9.3 x 5.0 EcstasyData.org
1942 abby road
  • MDMA
  • Procaine
  • 2
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 San Francisco, CA EcstasyData.org
1943 Starlight
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 San Francisco, CA EcstasyData.org
1944 fleur de lis
  • TFMPP
  • BZP
  • 5
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 San Francisco, CA 291 mg, 8.1 x 4.9 EcstasyData.org
1945 wholly molly
  • MDMA
  • Methylsulfonylmethane
  • 25
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 Cabin John, MD EcstasyData.org
1946 triple crown
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jul 22, 2010 Jul 01, 2010 Orlando, FL 296 mg, 8.1 x 5.3 EcstasyData.org
1927 blue dolphin
  • MDMA
  • 1
Jun 17, 2010 Jun 17, 2010 Boston, MA 319 mg, 8.1 x 5.8 EcstasyData.org
1928 smiley
  • mCPP
  • 1
Jun 17, 2010 Jun 17, 2010 Copenhagen, Denmark 221 mg, 8.1 x 3.2 EcstasyData.org
1923 PL
  • None Detected
Jun 16, 2010 Jun 16, 2010 Cohasset, MA 221 mg, 8.1 x 4.3 EcstasyData.org
1924 blue bomb
  • MDMA
  • Caffeine
  • 5
  • 1
Jun 16, 2010 Jun 16, 2010 Los Angeles, CA 292 mg, 8.1 x 6.3 EcstasyData.org
1925 internet explorer
  • MDMA
  • Caffeine
  • 5
  • 1
Jun 17, 2010 Jun 16, 2010 Los Angeles, CA 299 mg, 8.2 x 6.0 EcstasyData.org

https://dancesafe.org/content/story/july-ecstasydata-review-crackbillionair

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/08/02/crackbillionair-teams-with-dancesafe-for-the-good-of-the-scene/

www.dancesafe.org has published our latest piece on www.ecstasydata.org’s lab results, as promised.  Check it.

Be Smart,

Crackbillionair (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Campbell’s Open Hall of Fame Champion Mardy Fish (above).

American Mardy Fish came from a set down to win his 4th career title and first ever grass court championship, defeating Belgium’s Olivier Rocchus, 5-7, 6-3, 6-4 in 2 hours and 4 minutes.  Fish was dominant on serve in the match, hitting 24 aces on the way to victory.

With the win, Fish jumps 30 spots in this week’s ATP Top 100 from world # 79 to world # 49.  Last month, Fish faced American Sam Querrey in the AEGON final at Queen’s Club on grass, which he lost to the young American.

Fish improved his all time record to 4-11 in ATP level finals with yesterday’s victory.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/venus-andy-move-on-wimbledon-fish-eliminated/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/samurai-sam-wins-queens-club-in-all-american-affair/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/fish-is-vegas-slight-favorite-in-all-american-queens-club-final-halle-odds-birmingham-odds/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/fish-and-querrey-to-play-in-all-american-final-at-queens-club/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/12/americans-querrey-and-fish-will-headline-semi-final-saturday-at-queens-club/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/americans-in-paris/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/10/usa-tennis-blake-and-fish-dropping-like-stones/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/03/17/battle-of-the-tennis-wives-pics-included/

–Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

 

Batteries (above), Quebec’s latest speed pill, according to our favorite speed merchant, spedfaster’s recent submission to www.pillreports.com.  Let’s check out spedfaster’s trip report:

 
Date Submitted: July 6, 2010, 11:53 pm GMT
Submitted By: spedfaster
Name: Battery
State/Province: Montreal, Quebec
Logo: Car battery with lightning bolt
Colour: White
Shape: Circular
Texture: Smooth
Edges: Rounded
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: The logo is a car battery with a positive sign, lightning bolt and a negative sign.

They are domed on the back with no scoring or bevels.

Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Very good pills, I’m sure they were made by the same guy who made the clocks I just posted below.

Get these if you want speed pills 😉

Enjoy… be safe.

For more on the speed epidemic in Quebec, check out the links below:

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/05/handicaps-quebecs-newest-speed-pill-tested/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/19/a1-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/rockstars-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/brad-pitt-pills-straight-amphetamine-from-same-idiots-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/quebec-still-rolling-in-amphetamine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/new-speed-pill-hits-quebec-from-same-amphetamine-operation/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/clean-pills-finally-pop-up-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/did-ri-man-have-bad-trip-with-quebec-speed/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill-2/

Remember, Batteries are adulterated and contain no MDA or MDMA.

Be Safe,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Today out of Quebec comes word that another new amphetamine pill has hit the market in Quebec, according to subaruwrx1’s test and trip report, submitted to www.pillreports.com.  Unfortunately, we have no picture to go along with subaruwrx1’s description, and a picture would have been great as not too many pills we have come across are square in shape.

Here’s the report:

 
Date Submitted: July 5, 2010, 1:31 am GMT
Submitted By: subaruwrx1
Name: Handicapé/Handicap
State/Province: Quebec city, Quebec
Logo: Handicap logo
Colour: Clear white
Shape: Square-shaped
Texture: Chalky
Edges: most edges worn-off in the bag
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: ATTENTION: I was told this 1 is new and its indeed a bit thicker than the previous batches.

Marquis went straight orange in 2-3 seconds, and after about 1 minute it wark almost brownish.

Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Marquis Reagent: Orange
Consumed: yes
User Report: Low dose speed, better grab almost anythin else than those.
No image specified

Please keep in mind that this is straight amphetamine and not MDMA, and therefore, is adulterated.

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/19/a1-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/rockstars-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/brad-pitt-pills-straight-amphetamine-from-same-idiots-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/quebec-still-rolling-in-amphetamine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/new-speed-pill-hits-quebec-from-same-amphetamine-operation/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/clean-pills-finally-pop-up-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/did-ri-man-have-bad-trip-with-quebec-speed/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/07/03/see-quebecs-latest-speed-pill-2/

Be Safe,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Clocks (above).

Two new speed pills have hit Quebec–the one pictured above, and another, without a pic that is linked below.

http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=22582

Here’s our “friend” spedfaster’s report on those Clocks:

   
 
Date Submitted: July 3, 2010, 7:27 pm GMT
Submitted By: spedfaster
Name: Clocks?
State/Province: Montreal, Quebec`
Logo: Roman clock
Colour: White
Shape: Circular
Texture: Smooth
Edges: Rounded
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very nicely pressed pills, solid.

Domed on the back.

Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Fucking amazing speed pills, speeders you will wanna try these!

They are like a speed pill should be, speedy and potent!

Enjoy… be safe.

Please stay away from these pills as they are adulterated.  To read more on Quebec’s speed plague, follow the links below:

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/wii-got-more-speed-in-quebec/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/19/a1-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/ 

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/04/rockstars-quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/brad-pitt-pills-straight-amphetamine-from-same-idiots-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/quebec-still-rolling-in-amphetamine/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/new-speed-pill-hits-quebec-from-same-amphetamine-operation/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/22/clean-pills-finally-pop-up-in-quebec/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/23/quebecs-latest-speed-pill/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/the-quebec-amphetamine-picture-show-and-analysis/

https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com/2010/06/26/did-ri-man-have-bad-trip-with-quebec-speed/

Be Scientific,

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

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