Roger Goodell

We follow labor relations very closely.  From where we sit, the side doing the most grandstanding is the side on weaker ground.  Enter Roger Goodell (above) and his downright insulting letters to fans in recent weeks, fans who he is obviously desperate to curry favor with.  Some media types have downplayed the NFL’s lack of a collective bargaining agreement, and want to tell you that no fan really cares about this mess until and unless games are lost in the 2011 season.  If that’s the case, then the fans are flat out stupid.  Occum’s Razor here: the players are the game, and the commisioner, despite being careful to always couch his deception in the the lie that he wants what is best for the players, is an employee of the owners.  It’s that simple.  The owners pay his salary, and he is their representative.  You could poll every one of the 1,500 or so players and they could all give the commish a gushing review.  Those reviews wouldn’t make one bit of difference to the man’s job security.  The only thing that matters is what the owners think of him, and the only thing the owners care about is taking money and benefits from the players.

In letter one, fired off by Goodell on January 3rd, Goodell suggested that the status quo was absolutely unacceptable and that the game would not be able to function successfully under the current labor conditions.  This is the richest sport in the world, making well more than any other sport in the world, coming off its most successful season.  Ever.  Goodell says he needs to do this, to head toward a lockout, to improve the future of the game for “the players and the fans.”

Really?  This is the league that has given us personal seat licenses.  They care about the fans so much that they devised the brilliant idea of charging people thousands of dollars for the right to purchase tickets for hundreds of dollars more.  We aren’t talking about a few thousand, either.  We are talking upwards of between $10,000-20,000 per seat.  You want four season tickets to the Jets or Giants, you are probably paying $80,000 before you even discuss the price of a game ticket. 

Having bled the fans dry and unable to squeeze any more from the tapped out masses, the owners, led by this disgusting liar, having now turned their attention to squeezing the players, who literally, are the game.  You’ve got guys, to a man, putting their bodies on the line, hundreds of times per week, and their brains, as we are now seeing with people like Mike Webster, Dave Duerson, Chris Henry, and Andre Waters.  Risking constant physical injury in a bloodsport should be lucrative work, but don’t think it’s good work if you can get it.  The life span of an average male these days is around 80 years old.  The life span of an NFL player is somewhere in the early 50’s.  Now that it is conclusive that guys are also putting their brains on the line, one would think the compensation and benefits should be increased and not decreased.  CTE–Chronic Traumatic Encephalitis–a neurological disease that ruins lives and leads to depression, suicide, drug abuse, alcoholism, and lack ofo impulse control, is a disease incurred from taking hits.  Isn’t that football, in a nutshell?

Dr. Bennett Omalu, a fantastic neurological physician who is out front with CTE research, is a guy the NFL paints a witch doctor.  His findings have been met by Goodell’s PR machine with an undignified, base smear campaign.  Omalu, as time goes by, is armed with more and more scientific data, and soon more, as he analyzes Dave Duerson’s brain–an excellent player and a brilliant man.  Last month Duerson killed himself by self inflicted shotgun blast to the chest, so that his brain could be analyzed fully intact for CTE.  And the “witch doctor” is addressing the House of Representatives on the dangers of the high intensity contact nature of football, at all levels.

These are nightmares for the players obviously, from a health standpoint, but from an economic one, for the league.  And what happened today, in the form of the NFLPA decertifying, is also a nightmare.  Small teams can not compete financially with big market teams.  The league, which is a collective, and built its greatness by sharing revenue, is now one where every owner is out for himself.  And really, it’s not the Cowboys or the Giants fault that Green Bay and Jacksonville are not able to compete economically.  Dallas and NY are real cities.  Football put Green Bay on the map in the first place.  It is not a real city.  When the Giants win the Superbowl, they have a parade 2 million strong.  When Green Bay wins, they can hardly muster 50,000 people.  How is that the players’ fault?

Jacksonville?  It’s not even a college town.  It’s a high school town.  They do not deserve pro football.  But their owner, and the moron from Carolina–a former player no less–is in these bargaining sessions screaming their heads off at the union. 

Dear NFL Fan,

When I wrote to you last on behalf of the NFL, we promised you that we would work tirelessly to find a collectively bargained solution to our differences with the players’ union. Subsequent to that letter to you, we agreed that the fastest way to a fair agreement was for everyone to work together through a mediation process. For the last three weeks I have personally attended every session of mediation, which is a process our clubs sincerely believe in.

Unfortunately, I have to tell you that earlier today the players’ union walked away from mediation and collective bargaining and has initiated litigation against the clubs. In an effort to get a fair agreement now, our clubs offered a deal today that was, among other things, designed to have no adverse financial impact on veteran players in the early years, and would have met the players’ financial demands in the latter years of the agreement.

The proposal we made included an offer to narrow the player compensation gap that existed in the negotiations by splitting the difference; guarantee a reallocation of savings from first-round rookies to veterans and retirees without negatively affecting compensation for rounds 2-7; no compensation reduction for veterans; implement new year-round health and safety rules; retain the current 16-4 season format for at least two years with any subsequent changes subject to the approval of the league and union; and establish a new legacy fund for retired players ($82 million contributed by the owners over the next two years).

It was a deal that offered compromise, and would have ensured the well-being of our players and guaranteed the long-term future for the fans of the great game we all love so much. It was a deal where everyone would prosper.

We remain committed to collective bargaining and the federal mediation process until an agreement is reached, and call on the union to return to negotiations immediately. NFL players, clubs, and fans want an agreement. The only place it can be reached is at the bargaining table.

While we are disappointed with the union’s actions, we remain steadfastly committed to reaching an agreement that serves the best interest of NFL players, clubs and fans, and thank you for your continued support of our League. First and foremost it is your passion for the game that drives us all, and we will not lose sight of this as we continue to work for a deal that works for everyone.

Roger Goodell

A deal that works for everyone?  Franchise worth for even the smallest market teams is approaching one billion dollars.  What owner has paid a billion for their team?  What guy can’t walk away now, sell, and won’t have more money than God?  Just because you are a greedy prick who wants to make more money, doesn’t mean a deal isn’t working for you.  In reality, everyone wants more money, everywhere.  And they aren’t going to get it.  In a capitalist system, you are worth what your talent says you’re worth, and once again, it’s the players that have the talent, that get us to buy PSL’s and the NFL Ticket and who get us to turn on the games religiously.

I have news for Goodell.  A room where distinguished shark labor lawyers are being screamed on by hicks like Jerry Richardson may not be the best place for all parties to come to an agreement.  DeMaurice Smith, the NFLPA head, and the best executive director they’ve ever had, is going about his business properly.  Before he can make a deal, which he is willing to make, and one on which he is willing to take 8.5% less of the gross–very fairly too we might add, but mindful that 8.5% less of a much higher gross will actually be an increase in compensation–is willing to do this if he gets financial transparency from the league.  Laymen’s terms?  He needs to see the books.  Goodell wants him to give back billions of dollars and expects him to do so while not knowing the true financial state of the game.

What good negotiator would accept that?  Goodell is going to tell us that the league is working so hard here, that they have conceded to unprecedented givebacks, like the $82M for retired players.  How about just giving the players’ union what they need to make a deal, which is the financial information they have requested?  Here’s why they won’t do it: because he is an employee of the owners, and he is protecting his employers, because giving up this information would no doubt lead to a much worse deal for the teams.

Expert labor lawyers such as the ones employed by the players are in the driver’s seat right now.  The lockout, which just became official, means decertification, which means the players can now sue the clubs, because they are not represented by the union officially any longer, and the NFL is subject to lose it’s antitrust exemption.  U.S. District Judge David Doty, whose jurisdiction all this will fall under, is a labor friendly judge who has served the NFL owners several unpleasantries in the past.  And the national sentiment has got to be for the players here.  They want to play.  The want to work.  They are locked out.  The owners have shut down the game because they want more, not the players.

How could Goodell tell us this is what’s good for everyone when he and his crew of owners have shut down the game, and will be turning away injured players looking to get into team facilities to rehab on Monday and terminating their health benefits?  Goodell, who wants to tell us about the Michael Vick make good story, like he didn’t lie to police about a shooting just last August?  Goodell, who destroys evidence, like in Spygate, and then wants us take him at his word about what he saw on those tapes.  With financial transparency, it’s the same thing from this liar.

That salutation, “Yours”?  No way.  This guy is not our’s by any stretch.  He’s their’s.

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Jenn Sterger (above), who has yet to inform the NFL as to whether she will cooperate in their investigation into Brett Favre’s sexual misconduct.

NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed the league is looking into the allegations by the website that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent inappropriate messages and photos via cell phone to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger when he played for the team in 2008.

“We are going through that and we are making sure we understand all the facts,” Goodell said at halftime of the Chargers-Raiders game, according to ESPN. Goodell said once the investigation is complete, “we’ll make a determination from there.”

There is a possibility Favre could be suspended, just ending a consecutive games streak that is at 288 right now. Just to clear up a point, according to the story, if Favre is suspended under the personal conduct policy he would have 10 days to appeal the suspension and it would not be enforced until the appeal is heard. However, the announcement of any suspension would be made as soon as Goodell makes a ruling.

So as the NFL looks into Favre’s penis pic and hick drawl come on to Sterger, a Jets’ team masseuse has come forward against Favre, and she claims she has emails, texts, and voicemails of a lewd nature from Favre.  It sounds true.  Especially when we hear it from the married masseuse’s husband.

“He was looking at me like I was a hanging slab of meat,” the woman told The Post.

The woman confessed to her husband immediately about the unwanted flurry of attention.

But the star quarterback allegedly contacted her the next day — the first in a seamy stream of phone calls, “e-mails and texts from Favre saying, ‘Why don’t you and your friend come over . . . I have all these bad intentions. ” according to her furious husband.

“I called Favre back myself,” the hubby said. “I was looking for an apology.”

But he didn’t get one. “I feel like this guy tried to screw my [expletive] family,” the husband said. “He’s a [expletive] scumbag.”

Amen brother.  Sounds like this guy won’t have a problem talking to the league about Favre’s conduct either.  And what about Favre’s ugly redneck wife?  How badly is she twisting in the wind?  Favre probably never got turned down when propositioning cheesheads back in Green Bay, but he comes to New York–the big time–where his act, honed in the sticks, doesn’t play.

By the way, isn’t it an actual crime to send unwanted pictures of your sex organs to people?  After the Viking vicodin addict receives some type of punishment for being the “fucking scumbag” he is, hopefully his wife divorces him and takes all his dough, Tiki Barber style.

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Ines Sainz, Spanish beauty queen and Mexican reporter, in the painted on attire she wore around the Jets–about a hundred horny animals (above).

What did she expect?  And who could blame them?  Nobody laid a hand on her.  It’s jocularity, and she was obviously flattered, and dressed as such for a reason.  But she is super hot.  Look at these bikini shots…

But this is how she shows up to work around bunches of 300 lbs. convicts (below).

BTW Ines, we aren’t really kicking you out of here or anything, just so you know.

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Rex Ryan at his son’s high school football game (above).

Tony Dungy (above) at his son’s funeral.

updated 10:01 p.m. ET, Fri., Dec . 23, 2005 //

TAMPA, Fla. – A medical examiner’s preliminary report Friday confirmed that the 18-year-old son of Indianapolis Colts coach Tony Dungy took his own life, although the cause of death will not be determined for four to six weeks.

Dr. Jacqueline Lee released the findings and said there was no evidence of foul play. Lee ordered a toxicology study, and until it is finished the cause and manner of James Dungy’s death are listed as pending.

His girlfriend found him unresponsive early Thursday, Hillsborough County Sheriff’s spokeswoman Debbie Carter said. Carter said evidence at the scene indicated he had killed himself.

Tony Dungy hates curse words, you know?  He mentored former Jets coach and one of the worst NFL coaches in the last 15 years, Herm Edwards so well on that point, that Edwards came to New York and instituted a “no cussing” policy on the field and in the Jets locker room.  Definitely a novel approach to coaching NFL football, and for the ill equipped Edwards, who in his second head coaching stop in Kansas City, managed to do the impossible.  He obliterated the surest thing in football–the Kansas City Chiefs’ home field advantage at Arrowhead Stadium.  Dungy’s big on mentoring, you know?  Maybe not so much in the case of his own son, who obviously needed something he was not getting, but Dungy has plenty of time to mentor Michael Vick, and he’s done a great job of that, right?  I mean, Vick’s posse has only been in one gunfight since he was paroled and returned to the NFL.

“I want to assure everyone that I had nothing to do with that incident,” Vick said in a statement released to the press Thursday night, almost a week after the June 25 shooting. “I left the restaurant prior to it occurring and did not witness what happened.”

The above statement was very reassuring, for a while.  Then the police reviewed the surveillance video from the club that night, and ascertained that Vick was lying, and that he had not really left when he said he did.  The guy who got shot, Quanis Phillips, was Vick’s co-defendant in his dog fighting case, but that had to be purely coincidental, right?  Vick’s homie from childhood who took the charges with him and who was chilling with Vick at Vick’s birthday party got shot, but of course, that’s of sheer coincidence.

Just like Ben Roethlisberger raping a young girl and taking his shwantz out in public repeatedly are the acts of a community pillar.  But I don’t recall Dungy, the NFL’s morality czar–total oxymoron–coming down so hard on Big Ben after Big Ben came down so hard on a defenseless college girl who could have been any of our daughters.

Instead, Dungy has singled out the villainous Jets and their profane coach, Rex Ryan, for cursing on a show that airs in the mature audience television time slot, and on a pay channel–HBO.  Now I have watched the Jets on Hard Knocks religiously, and have heard Ryan and many other Jet coaches use words like “fuck”, “ass”, and “shit.” 

So what?  Apparently, it’s no big deal to commissioner Goodell, but really, what is? 

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell didn’t follow Tony Dungy‘s critical lead when he chimed in on the profanity from Jets players and coaches on HBO’s “Hard Knocks” series, which concluded Wednesday night. “Hard Knocks is designed to give our fans an inside view of what it’s like to be in a training camp,” Goodell told ESPN Radio Wednesday. “Obviously, at times you’re going to get language that’s not appropriate for all ages, and it’s something that I guess we’re not proud of, but it is a reality of what’s happening in those camps.”

 Here’s Tony Dungy though, still running his mouth about the Jets’ Hard Knocks show on HBO, even after Rex Ryan called Dungy and Dungy came out to Jets’ camp one day as a special guest of the coach, when the two seemed to put this issue behind them:

Dungy on Thursday was back on “The Dan Patrick Show,” where he first made disapproving comment’s about Ryan’s vulgar vocabulary, prevalent on HBO‘s “Hard Knocks.”.

“It wasn’t personal,” Dungy said. “And it wasn’t that I was offended by that language at all. I’ve heard that, it goes on in locker rooms, I understand that. My problem was putting it on a TV show where you know it’s going on TV to all your fans.

The commissioner calls the cursing that happens around a football team “a reality.”  Tony Dungy would rather beat an unrealistic dead horse, by intimating that such language is insulting to a team’s own fans.  Hmmm.  I can think of probably ten things that have happened off the top of my head recently that are actually embarrassing to a team’s fans, like say, sexual assault, or vehicular homicide, or gunfights or dog fighting. 

Obviously Dungy doesn’t have the most realistic views.  Listen to this:

“I had heard from Jets fans, I mean die-hard Jets fans, that said, ‘I wanted to let my son watch this because he’s such a Jets fan, he’s such a Rex Ryan fan, but I don’t want him to hear that language.’ ”

An HBO spokesman told The Post the foul language in “Hard Knocks” is “bleeped” for daytime viewing.

You know what?  I’ve really heard from Jets’ fans.  I think, actually, that they are who I learned my colorful vocabulary from, once upon a time.  And I don’t know one Jets’ fan who was not thrilled that the Jets were on Hard Knocks, and who hasn’t treated each Wednesday at 10 PM like Christmas morning or New Year’s Eve.  Word.

But Dungy thinks we Jets’ fans can’t show our kids the show, even though everyone knows that HBO airs an edited, clean version of Hard Knocks every Thursday at 3 PM–specifically for those families trying to shield their children from the horrors that Dungy has been on a soap box over for 5 weeks now. 

Tony Dungy is a badly mistaken hypocrite of the highest order.  I can and have shown my son the Jets on Hard Knocks.  That he can’t show his son the Jets on Hard Knocks is a problem that is his and his alone.


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