The Aqua Teens are moving to fucking Seattle?  We can see why they’d ditch the Jersey Shore, honestly, but that might have been our favorite joke–where they live.  And no more Schooly D?  Hopefully, the hub about the new name, new town, and all the changes are just shenanigans, as a trusted source and keen Aqua Teen fan, Mr. White suggests.  No matter where they live, we’re glad they’re back, and hope that Carl, the Mooninites, the Frat Aliens, and our other favorites all make the cut.

Now, though, everything is changing. In a new video released by Adult Swim, a horrible Meatwad puppet explains, “The creative forces behind Aqua Teen Hunger Force are unhappy with the pilot of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the subsequent 99 episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.” Thus, the show’s eighth season will feature a new setting — hello, Seattle! — and a new theme song by Josh Homme — farewell, Schoolly D! Also, the show has been retitled Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1.

We’ll be ready for the “new” show tonight at 11:45 PM on Cartoon Network, even though it’s West Coast now.  And Schooly?  Respect.

Crack (,

White Angry Bomb Pokeballs (above).

Our best and only friend from Oklahoma, trakstar, has gotten his hands on some White Angry Bomb Pokeballs–boy is he happy.  Let’s take a look at trakstar’s submission yesterday to, and then we’ll tell you why we are taking issue with the only Sooner we know.

White Angry Bomb Pokeball  
Date Submitted: September 5, 2010, 4:51 am GMT
Last Updated: September 6, 2010, 2:10 am GMT
Submitted By: trakstar
Name: White Angry Bomb Pokeball
State/Province: Oklahoma, Okc
Logo: Angry Bomb
Colour: White
Shape: round
Texture: Chalky
Edges: Smooth
Report Quality Rating: not rated

:::photo cred goes to thizzleface::::

Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: 10:00 pm – Let 1 dissolve on my tongue and it just melted in my mouth but it was the worst taste ever!

10:20 pm – Im already starting to feel it and i feel so good, my body is numb and warm!

11:00 pm – I was rollin’ balls now, im callin old friends and just gettin so emotional haha..

11:30 pm – Still feel the same, I have crazy eye wiggles and my jaws are going crazy!

12:00 am – Starting to get light shows now, Everything looks and sounds amazing. I feel like i have no problems in the world and my life couldnt get any better!

12:45 am – Let another 1 dissolve on my tongue and again it melts and tastes so BAD!

1:15 am – Im back up and callin’ everyone and just can not shut up to safe my life.

1:45 am – Felt like goin’ outside so i took a walk and outside felt amazing, the grass felt amazing, everthing was just amazing! haha

2:30 am – i headed back to the house still feelin’ good and talkin to everyone

3:00 am – started getting light shows again and the lights were so intense.

3:30 am – Coming down now, still feel good, just relaxing and listening to music.

4:00 am – decided to lay in bed and just relax.

about 15 minutes later i was out, woke up around 12:30 and had no problem eating!


Why would a guy as smart as trakstar assume that a purple pill he found at in April of 09 was of the same chemical makeup to the ones he ingested in Septemper of 2010?  Me thinks trakstar assumes too much.  Take a look at two Angry Bombs we found at–trakstar’s believed bomb, and a more recent Bomb which we feel is more likely to be close in composition to the pictured pills, though there are obviously no guarantees.

We’re thinking that while these pills might be “the bomb” for an Oklahoman, there is a much greater chance that trakstar scored caffeine adulterated Pokeballs.

And you can check out another report from trakstar below:

Be Smart,

Crack (,


Blue Lacoste Pokeballs, White Diamond Pokeballs, Green Lady/G Spot Pokeballs, Yellow Zoo York Pokeballs, and Purple CU Pokeballs (above)–just some of the Pokeballs to surface in Las Vegas, Arizona, Hawaii, and of course, California of late, according to submissions to

The reports are mostly glowing and contain no scientific testing, so we will just provide the links below.

Purple Internet Explorer Pokeballs (Cal/Az)

Purple CU Pokeballs

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs

Yellow Zoo York Pokeballs

Green G Spot/Lady Pokeballs

White Diamond Pokeballs (Chicago, Las Vegas)

Keep in mind that so far, 4 varieties of Pokeballs have been conclusively found to be adulterated with caffeine by the lab so far.

Be Safe,

Crack (

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs (above).

We have our first official international Pokeball sighting, as Blue Thundercat Pokeballs have popped up in Ontario, according to a recently filed trip report to by gnomo01.

Let’s go through gnomo01’s report:

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs  
Date Submitted: August 16, 2010, 4:16 am GMT
Last Updated: August 16, 2010, 4:26 am GMT
Submitted By: gnomo01
Name: Blue Thundercat Pokeballs
State/Province: Ontario
Logo: Thundercat
Colour: Blue, with white chalky spots
Shape: round
Texture: chalky and firm
Edges: rounds and firmly pressed
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: a good bang for your buck. i would definetely buy this pokeballs again whenever i come across them. although i am quite curious about their true contents. i did some research online at and it said that thundercat pokeballs where know to contain some levels of ketamine, which is know to give hallucinations and the feeling of a mild anesthesia when consumed in large enough doses, which is some of the symptoms i experienced
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: A homie and I bought ::::mod edit OC_mod:::: of this blue thundercat pokeballs from a well known source. Friday night comes around, we decided to give this pills a shot.
9.00pm- downed the first pill witha glass of orange juice
9.45pm- the effects of the first pills start to kick in. feeling euphoric. eye wiggles begin and my pupils look the size of quarters
11.15pm- we continue enjoying a very euphoric trip and we are peaking at this moment.we put up light shows and bump some techno music.
11.30pm- we decide to pop a second pokeball, it does not take too long for the second pill to start giving out its effects.
11.45- at this moment we are feeling very light headed, my legs begin to show some uncontrolled muscle movements and we start using some vaporub inhalers top enhance the trip.
12.00am-1.00am our symptoms stay quite the same throughout this time frame. omly changes are the addition of some intense jaw grinding and eye wiggles.
1.15am- we felt quite brave and decided to pop our third and final pill. at this moment, the previous 2 pills are giving out their effects at a full blast. the euphoria, eye wiggles, and the rest of the symptoms become amplified.
1.45am- the third and final pill kicks in.. at this moment , we begin tripping out on the glow sticks we had been playing with. we begin feeling in a state of mild anesthesia.
2.30am- at this point of the night, the third pill is going at full blast. we began having some hallucinations. my friend was seeing people who he assured me, where sitting next to him. he had full conversations with the non- existing persons. the symptoms were quite similar to me, i was also having the same kind of hallucinations, the regular symptoms of mdma remain as well. the hallucinations came in with intervals of about 10 min each, wich after that time, we would snap out of them.
4.30am- the hallucinations have completely dissapeared now, we are now just under the effects of the ecstasy, pupils remained dilated, eye wiggles continued but the euphoria decreased as well as our happy moods. we are now feeling depressed and drained out
5.00am- i decide to hit my room. i took a pill of centrum multi vitamin before bed and i managed to conceive sleep quite fast.

Ketamine?  Really?  I think not.  While many have rumored Pokeballs to contain Ketamine, we are afraid Pokeball nation is not that lucky.  But gnomo01 should know that so far,’s lab has found four varieties of Pokeballs to be adulterated with caffeine.

At least for Canada’s sake, we aren’t talking about shwaggy, adulterated speed pills for a change.

Be Safe,

Crack (

Green G Spot Pokeballs (above).

djdanx hit a local rave in California, where he picked up Green G Spot Pokeballs–the second Pokeball pill to either pay homage to or attempt to lampoon the Blue G Spot/G Lady, which is perhaps the best pill the East Coast has seen in many months, according to a recent submission to

Let’s take a look at djdanx’s trip report:

Green Ladys Pokeballs  
Date Submitted: August 18, 2010, 9:20 am GMT
Last Updated: August 18, 2010, 4:13 pm GMT
Submitted By: djdanx
Name: Green Ladys Pokeballs
State/Province: CA
Logo: Lady
Colour: Light Green
Shape: Round
Texture: Chalky
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very chalky and light green almost white. These are some of the best ills ive ever taken and this was on my 6th time Rollin
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I took this at a local rave near my house so I didn’t want to roll to hard and only decided to take 2 that night…

at 9:20 I took the first one. It hit me at
10:00 which at this time i was outside in the smoking area I starting talking to everyone and felt really good.

11:00 Started feeling energetic and felt like i could dance for ever.. I got tons of light shows and felt like everyone’s my hero..

12:00 I took the second…
12:25 Started rolling even harder and knew that this was way harder then intended to roll.

I loved it!!!! It got me so hard I even felt it through the after party up until 6:00 AM where I started to come down..

The next morning I woke up at 10:30 AM didn’t have much sleep due because I came home at 6. The comedown was very clean and I wasn’t really depressed or anything. Just smoked a bowl and chilled out all day. I wasn’t really hungry the next day either and had little appetite loss.

High praise indeed from djdanx, who, on dropping two pills exclaimed, “I loved it!!!!!!”  Good for you, danx, but be aware of the fact that 4 varieties of Pokeballs have been conclusively found to be adulterated with caffeine by the labs.

Follow the links below to read more about the illustrious Pokeball brand of Ecstasy.

Be Safe,

Crack (,

Pink Chanel Pokeballs (above).

Pink Chanel Pokeballs are good, strong pills, and good with the ladies, according to cryptix420 out in Southern California.  Let’s review cryptix420’s submission to

Pink Chanel Pokeball  
Date Submitted: August 13, 2010, 11:25 pm GMT
Submitted By: cryptix420
Name: Pink Chanel Pokeball
State/Province: SoCal
Logo: Chanel/Pokeball
Colour: Pink
Shape: Circle
Texture: Chalky
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Typical looking pokeball. Sort of melts when cut with a razor, like clean MDMA should. Also quite an aesthetic bonus with the ladies here 😉
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Unknown
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: Half a pill each (me &gf) is consumed at 9:30 in a capsule also containing 5-HTP & various antioxidants.10:00pm – The other half of the pill is swallowed by both willing participants. Still feeling baseline (except for the herb)

10:30pm – Starting to feel fantastic. Jaw-clenching is present but manageable (maybe due to magnesium consumed prior to pill ingestion) and the lovely MDMA warmth has started to come on. We are both becoming quite chatty.

12:00am – We are definitely at our peak now. Eye wiggling is prominent, but thoroughly enjoyable. Electronic music is a gift from the gods. I’m a little surprised to be rolling so hard off one roll.

1:30am – Starting to come down now, still feeling incredible both physically and mentally/emotionally. Marijuana is lovely. My body is so tingly..

Next day – Still feeling wonderful, it looks to be a lovely day 🙂

We agree.  Marijuana is lovely.  But we’re not so sure we can go with cryptix420 when he calls these pills “clean MDMA.”  Keep in mind that already, 4 varieties of Pokeballs have been conclusively found to be adulterated with caffeine by the lab at

Be Safe,

Crack (,

Blue Thundercat Pokeballs (above).

It’s always a treat when one of our all-time favorite pill reporters checks in.  In this case, our man steamroller out in Southern California gives us news of a so far little known Pokeball, the Blue Thundercat.  You may remember steamroller, whose other report became quite legendary around here.

In case you are wondering, yes, steamroller plugged (anally ingested) these Thundercats.  Let’s take a look at his trip report, recently submitted to

Blue Thundercats  
Date Submitted: August 10, 2010, 8:27 am GMT
Submitted By: steamroller
Name: Blue Thundercats
State/Province: California
Logo: Thundercats
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round
Texture: Real solid press.
Edges: Like I said, not crumbly.
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Clean thundercat logo, with the pokeball score on the back. Ah…getting messed up with childhood cartoons.
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: It’s my second report, thankfully this one had much better results.

11:15: Swallowed the first pill around 20 minutes before making it to downtown San Diego.

11:30: Start feeling onset, really surprised, it was really fast and I had a light meal beforehand. Nothing too intense, my buddy starts to feel it, it’s his first time.

11:45: Parked by Horton Plaza and walked down towards the baseball stadium. Really happy.

12:15: My buddy swallows his other pill, I pop one and plug the other, whole pill I didn’t crush it up and mix it with water first due to being in public. Both not peaked, but rolling for sure.

12:40: Peaked on the first pill, coming up on the other two. We sit in the car when we went back for water and cigarettes. Listen to some music. My buddy tells me this is the best night of his life, first time of many. Eye wiggles start.

1:00 back around the hard rock hotel, can’t get in for some reason, but we stare at the HUGE TV and dance outside to music. Eye shakes get really intense, but it feels good. Jaw clenching utilized to fuck trident layers with my mouth.

1:15: Meet the HOTTEST Ukrainian tourists asking random girls for hugs. They can’t speak english so well, and I guess they had to take off. Best hug ever though. Waves are coursing over my body. I just want to be with everyone.

1:45: Walking in a more deserted area of SD, raced up some stairs which felt AMAZING but made us both ridiculously out of breath for a long time. Eye wiggles make it IMPOSSIBLE to read fine print. Deep conversation flowing. Still clenching jaw.

2:15: No sign of coming down yet, hopped a couple fences and stripped down to jump into a hotel hot tub. Oh good lord did it feel good. Swam, both making sure the other wasn’t overheating or anything, just sitting underwater for a second is amazing.

2:30: abandon our wet underwear and bail, buddy fails to pee hahaha. Being wet in the wind is bliss. Somehow get into a few other hotels that require keys. Stand on balconies and look down in amazement.

3:00: Coming down a little but not much. We’re rubbing each others head which is the greatest come-back ever. Random hugs, tlaking to every sketchy person who walks by.

3:30 we make it back to the gaslamp, buddy gives money to every homeless person he came across. Definitely coming down, we both sit down and play guitar with a panhandler, talk to the most fucked up person ever, buy a hot girl a sandwhich. More random hugs. Legs are SOOOO tired.

4:00: Back at the car, we chill listening to music, almost all the way down. No eye wiggles, but plenty of jaw clenching. Not really depressed at all.

5:00 after a pretty quiet hour I start up the car, I haven’t felt too messed up to drive in over an hour, so I start to drive back. Concentrating is a little hard, but I’m fine.

After I got home, I never slept. Not until the next night. My jaw clenched all day, regardless of magnesium supplements. No depression, only good memories, still in the after-glow 🙂

They were pretty clean, real good pills. They definitely have MDMA, and it was suggested by a friend maybe a little caffeine because of the jaw clenching. Awesome come up time, slammed me from 0 to ROLLING in about an hour max.

Plugging is a more effective method of ingesting ecstasy, IMO. It reduces nausea, shortens the come up by a LOT, and for me 2 pills swallowed = 1 pill plugged. Some claim it’s like three. I swear by it! Look up good methods, it’s not as uncomfortable as you think!

Be safe! When I roll I end up doing stupid stuff like driving (my last report ended with a car crash) or breaking into places, even if it’s just a closed hot tub! But it’s good advice to try to abide by any and all laws when rolling, because if the cops show it’s bad news.

A grade pills, not the best I’ve had, but the second best.

I’d like to take a moment to thank steamroller publicly for his very informative report.  Over the weekend, steamroller contacted me, told me about his experience, and asked if he should make a report.  I’d like to thank him, once again, for reaching out to us, and for going ahead and filing the report, which is an excellent description of his experience.

steamroller, I love your writing!  Your night really comes to life for us.  I can almost feel a hot Ukrainian girl hugging up on me, and the gratitude of the hottie you bought a sandwich for!  And you are absolutely right about plugging.  It is one of the “best” modes of ingestion, and one of the strongest.  It can amplify the effects of the pill dramatically, as you suggest.  It may also give you better insight into the substances you are ingesting.  Remember that it was steamroller, after plugging that Blue Angry Bomb Pokeball months ago, who said he thought the pill seemed dirty.  That was one of the first reports on Pokeballs we’ve seen that wasn’t totally glowing.  Good catch.

We’re very glad that you drove safely and had a great time.  Keep on plugging and reporting.

Be Safe,

Crackbillionair (,

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