The latest speed pill to show up on from Quebec.

This white speed pill ‘phenomenon’ going on north of the border had gotten our attention long ago because it is so obviously below board.  Question: if these speed pills were so great, why would the stamp keep changing?  Methamphetamine Manufacture 101, and confirmed by one of our favorite fictional drug dealers, Stringer Bell from The Wire: what do you do when you have a shitty grade product?  You change the name.  Anyway, here’s the report:

Date Submitted: May 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Submitted By: praeliber
Name: St-Hubert
State/Province: quebec
Logo: St-Hubert (fast food chain)
Colour: white
Shape: round
Edges: sligthly curved
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Amphetamine – Metamphetamine NO MD* or MD** in those, not e or x, only speed.

Sold as speed and exactly what they are. Rollers stay away from those. Tweakers, they do the job!

Press with St-Hubert food chain logo, a bit hard to see on the damaged ones in the pictures, but really is the St-Hubert chicken/food chain/fast food restaurant. A bit domed, look like the Monster speed posted by Spedfaster (

Once again, AMP and/or METH ONLY

here some better pics :

Suspected Contents: Amphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: potent speed pills.

Last week this op pressed their speed with the Maple Leaf imprint, and the words “En Poste Canada.”  This week it’s a fast food chain emblem called “St. Hubert’s”?  I mean, honestly, what the fuck is that?  I am tiring of these speed pushing idiots, for real.  Would you want to eat a pill with a Kentucky Fried Chicken imprint, or would you rather just eat Kentucky Fried Chicken?  At least KFC is recognizable outside of Quebec.  Uncle Fester would be very unimpressed, indeed.  As am I.

Be Smart,

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