We’ll be real right now, as we are wont to do.  We don’t despise Green Bay more than any other team that’s not a divisional opponent of the Jets, and nowhere near as much as Dallas, Oakland, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, or Washington.  Or Philadelphia, naturally.  We loved the whole Lombardi thing.  Books, documentaries, whatever.  (Brooklyn holler!)  We don’t wish to be too venomous in this space on this topic, so be advised that the opinion we are expressing is not meant to heap fresh scorn on Joe Philbin, Green Bay’s Offensive Coordinator, and it’s not like he’s sitting around reading us anyway.

But as we like to say, we have the right to say it, so we’re saying it.  It’s hard for us to mourn a kid who rapes little girls.  Frankly, we aren’t about to do it.  Nor can we mourn for a family that created an environment in which little girls get passed out drunk and then are sexually assaulted in the bed where the head of the household sleeps.  Yup.  Meet the Philbins, America.  Meet good old minor raping family USA and then figure out what is the proper way in which to regard them.

Was Michael Philbin Ben Roethlisberger Jr?  Yes, more or less.  Less the arm, more the convictions.  But here we have a football coach neglectful of his family, bordering on criminally so, and another football brat, bent on criminal sexual deviance.  Organized and calculated criminal sexual deviance.

We can’t say we read the Green Bay newspapers.  We aren’t one of the 10,000, so we didn’t know until the other day that this kid was a sex offender.  And don’t throw semantics at us.  That the judge for some reason didn’t make the kid register as a sex offender says more about the kid’s patrician status as the son of a Packer coach than it does about the truth.

Also, this wasn’t an isolated offense.  Two rapes, two sixteen year olds, two sentences.  This kid was a serial rapist.  As the families of the victims expressed, the class of the crime (misdemeanor) did not adequately portray the seriousness of the offenses.  Really, a little pedophilia is only tolerable in the fictional worlds spun by Tom Robbins, and otherwise, is no laughing matter.

When we heard that the Philbin kid was fished out of that lake cold, we assumed it was another dysfunctional football family, good from far, far from good, religious but not moral, and that an attention deprived kid took his life.

We could have a little bit of sympathy for that.  But not for a victim-ful crime family.  No understanding either.  Sex criminals and child abusers may get opportunities to rehabilitate themselves, but do they really, and really, who even cares anyway?  Would we have trusted our daughters around this kid because he had spent 4.5 months in jail?

Absolutely not.  And we can not trust his father either.  Again, we think only his patrician status stood between him and some sort of charge that he had endangered the welfare of a minor, what with the wild liquor and rape party going down in his home, the rapes between his sheets.

What of the tears shed by the Philbins at their son’s sentencing?  Tears of guilt?  Regret?  Contrition?  Responsibility?  Or of shame for their “good name”?  Or because their lad was off to the pen?

Spoke to Mr. White this morning.  He’s a Dolphin fan.  He said he was hoping Philbin became his next head coach.  Why not?  He’s obviously a very good football coach.  That really was never the problem.

Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com)

Yellow Bowling Ball Mints (above).

Due to incomplete pill reports from the midwest–one from hunt4mints in Wisconsin, who lists MDA as the suspected contents in Yellow Bowling Ball Mints, but who had no test results and failed to say why he suspected MDA.  The other from trueblu8 in Chicago who listed as suspected contents MDMA, but who had a blue result on the Mecke, which would indicate MDA if the Mecke Reagent reaction went from green to blue. trueblu8 does not indicate or show the initial color change, only the second color change, but he could be calling this correctly.  The thing is, without knowing if it were first green, it would be difficult for us to know for sure about the contents.  It’s irresponsible reporting in both cases as far as we’re concerned.  By the way, who only does the Mecke test?  We believe that in itself is quite odd.

Here are the reports, starting with hunt4mints’:

bowling ball  
Date Submitted: October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm GMT
Last Updated: October 21, 2010, 2:26 pm GMT
Submitted By: hunt4mints
Name: bowling ball
State/Province: wisconsin/920
Logo: bowling ball (mint)
Colour: yellow
Shape: thin
Texture: not crumbly broke into little chips
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: in the middle of some of them it was kinda blue. i
Suspected Contents: MDA
Rating: MDxx Medium
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: at about 745 pm i dropped one by myself. within about 45 mins i felt a slight come up. i never felt hot, i was more cold. I felt really wierd but didnt have the rollin balls feeling thats when i suspected it was mda. my pupils werent that big except for at certain times. At about 1030 i felt like i was peaking for about an hour or so. i took a ride in the car with somebody and i felt very relaxed and the street lights were a little bit wierd. at about 1 am i decided to go to lay down i had shit to do in the morn. it took me about an hour or so to fall asleep and it was kinda difficult. the lights in the room were slightly bouncing around and it was preventing me from falling asleep It was really wierd. the comedown was kinda shitty i wanted more but i know that i dont want to build a tolerance again. This is the first time ive consumed any pill since july. the first mint i tried was a blue bowling back in june of 2010. and then shortly after that i tried a pink dot in june of 2010. this is the third mint i’ve tried and it was definately more similar to pink dots then to the bowling ball.

Terrible report, right?  Anyway, at least the next terrible report has shaky test results attached.

Yellow Bowling Balls Mints  
Date Submitted: October 24, 2010, 10:34 am GMT
Submitted By: trueblu8
Name: Yellow Bowling Balls Mints
State/Province: Chicago, IL
Logo: Bowling Ball
Colour: Yellow with Blue Green Specs
Shape: Round & Thin
Report Quality Rating: not rated
Description: Very fast, strong reaction. Turned dark blue/black almost instantly. Finally got my hands on some mints. Can’t wait to drop these with my girl. Oh yeah.
Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

At any rate, more basement E seems to be around in Wisconsin and Illinois.  Too bad we have to rely on such uninformed heads for the information.








Be Smart,

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Jenn Sterger (above), who has yet to inform the NFL as to whether she will cooperate in their investigation into Brett Favre’s sexual misconduct.



NEW YORK — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell confirmed the league is looking into the allegations by the website Deadspin.com that Vikings quarterback Brett Favre sent inappropriate messages and photos via cell phone to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger when he played for the team in 2008.

“We are going through that and we are making sure we understand all the facts,” Goodell said at halftime of the Chargers-Raiders game, according to ESPN. Goodell said once the investigation is complete, “we’ll make a determination from there.”

There is a possibility Favre could be suspended, just ending a consecutive games streak that is at 288 right now. Just to clear up a point, according to the story, if Favre is suspended under the personal conduct policy he would have 10 days to appeal the suspension and it would not be enforced until the appeal is heard. However, the announcement of any suspension would be made as soon as Goodell makes a ruling.


So as the NFL looks into Favre’s penis pic and hick drawl come on to Sterger, a Jets’ team masseuse has come forward against Favre, and she claims she has emails, texts, and voicemails of a lewd nature from Favre.  It sounds true.  Especially when we hear it from the married masseuse’s husband.

“He was looking at me like I was a hanging slab of meat,” the woman told The Post.

The woman confessed to her husband immediately about the unwanted flurry of attention.

But the star quarterback allegedly contacted her the next day — the first in a seamy stream of phone calls, “e-mails and texts from Favre saying, ‘Why don’t you and your friend come over . . . I have all these bad intentions. ” according to her furious husband.

“I called Favre back myself,” the hubby said. “I was looking for an apology.”

But he didn’t get one. “I feel like this guy tried to screw my [expletive] family,” the husband said. “He’s a [expletive] scumbag.”


Amen brother.  Sounds like this guy won’t have a problem talking to the league about Favre’s conduct either.  And what about Favre’s ugly redneck wife?  How badly is she twisting in the wind?  Favre probably never got turned down when propositioning cheesheads back in Green Bay, but he comes to New York–the big time–where his act, honed in the sticks, doesn’t play.

By the way, isn’t it an actual crime to send unwanted pictures of your sex organs to people?  After the Viking vicodin addict receives some type of punishment for being the “fucking scumbag” he is, hopefully his wife divorces him and takes all his dough, Tiki Barber style.




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Green A’s (top) and Blue Equals (above), both also called Mints throughout the midwest, have been tested in Illinois, and have tested well, according to the pictures above, and to the test results recently submitted by clubbinchef to www.pillreports.com.

Here are clubbinchef’s test reports:

Green A (Mint) *Test Results Only  
Date Submitted: October 2, 2010, 4:21 am GMT
Submitted By: clubbinchef
Name: Green A (Mint) *Test Results Only
State/Province: Illinois
Logo: A
Colour: Green
Shape: Round, flat, MINT
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: Marquis – Purple instantly,fading into black

Mecke – Instant bright green then to blue and eventually very dark blue.

Mandelin – Purple instantly, fading into black.

Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Black
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no
Blue Equals (Mint) * Tested Only  
Date Submitted: October 2, 2010, 4:27 am GMT
Submitted By: clubbinchef
Name: Blue Equals (Mint) * Tested Only
State/Province: Illinois
Logo: Equals Sign (=)
Colour: Blue
Shape: Round, flat, MINT
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 1 vote)
Description: Marquis – Instantly purple, faded to black

Mecke – Instantly bright green, faded to blue then to dark blue/ black

Mandelin – Instantly bright reddish purple, faded to dark purple then to black

Suspected Contents: MDMA
Rating: Tested Only
Warning: no
Tested: yes
Mandelin Reagent: Black
Marquis Reagent: Black
Mecke Reagent: Blue
Consumed: no

We’d have suspected quality results on the pills that seem to have heads from Chicago to Minnesota to Wisconsin alight.  Nice to see these test results, on what we believe is in the top two brands of Ecstasy one can find in this country right now (the other being real G Spots, which we’d put at number one, due to our numerous personal experiences with them).

We thank clubbinchef very much for testing.











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Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Red A’s, or as they are better known in the midwest, Mints, have got Chicago impressed, according to a recent trip report submitted to www.pillreports.com by el roll1n.

Let’s review el roll1n’s report:

A (Mint)  
Date Submitted: September 4, 2010, 12:39 pm GMT
Last Updated: September 4, 2010, 12:40 pm GMT
Submitted By: el r0ll1n
Name: A (Mint)
State/Province: Chi-Town
Logo: A
Colour: Red
Shape: Circluar
Texture: pretty solid press, but bursts in your mouth
Edges: smooth
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 2 votes)
Description: WIll upload pictures tomorrow. I do not own a test kit yet, so these have only been consumed and not tested.
Suspected Contents: MDxx
Rating: MDxx High
Warning: no
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: took this pill last night at an event. have slept and ate just fine this morning… don’t feel any ‘adverse’ effects.

dropped the pill around 7…
7:30 starting to feel that loved up euphoric feeling, pretty subtle comeup however.
8:00 ish very intense peaks, eye wiggles, sweaty palms, etc ya get the point?
8:45 i took another pill and around i’d say…
9:15 I was pretty floored. the headliners came on and put on a bad ass old school set for us chicago edm heads lol.
10:00 concert’s over, still rolling balls however. roll for another another 2.5 hours, smoked some kush and fell asleep around 3:30 ish. it’s almost 7 45 and I have got to get to work, so everyone have a wonderful day PLUR chicago, this weekends gonna legendary.

el roll1n…we absolutely love that name.  Do us a favor and get that picture attached, so that we can point out our reasons for believing you ingested some domestic shit.






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Vikings’ head coach Brad Childress shakes hands with Brett Favre (above).

According to ESPNEWS and Yahoo.com, several Vikings’ players have told sources that Brett Favre waivered so much about his latest comeback because he “doesn’t trust Childress” and because Favre thinks that the coach “doesn’t know anything about offense.”

The back story on Brett Favre and his return to the Minnesota Vikings — and you knew there would be a back story — is that Vikings players are losing respect for their coach, Brad Childress.

To no one’s surprise, Favre is one of these players.

“Brett thinks Childress has no clue about offense,” a Vikings player told Yahoo’s Jason Cole.

Multiple players echoed that, according to Cole’s report, and the issue was a bigger factor in Favre’s decision to play this fall than his gimpy ankle.

“Brett just doesn’t trust him,” a player said.

In early July, Favre indicated to a teammate that he was likely to play, but, after a Childress visit to Favre’s home in Hattiesburg, Miss., on July 19, Favre began to reconsider. After a visit from teammates Steve Hutchinson, Jared Allen and Ryan Longwell earlier this week, Favre decided to return for his second season with Childress in Minnesota.


Is anyone surprised?

I mean, a standup guy like Brett Favre, recently marred by the flap over him texting a picture of his penis to former Jets’ sideline reporter Jenn Sterger, trying to get his head coach fired after just announcing his comeback this week?


Sounds about right for super hick, Brett Favre, the one time vicodin addicted good old boy who blasts country music in the locker room, who allows his cotract negotiations to be handled by a guy named “Bus” (Favre agent Bus Cook), and who we recently learned is a pervert and could-be sex offender.

Favre pulled this whole routine, basically to the letter, when he was here with the Jets, and frankly, I think any Jets fan would readily tell you they were very happy to part ways with him.  The first stage of Favre makes you happy, because you wouldn’t have him if he wasn’t an upgrade.  But when things start going wrong, he takes on more responsibility–he’s notorious for changing play calls at the line of scrimmage, but then looks to blame others, like his coaches.  I could see why he didn’t like Mangini–Mangini was against making the move to acquire him.  But for Favre to expect us to believe that he would have been fine with ceding his starting role to Kellen Clemens when his arm was hurting in 08, but that Mangini essentially ordered him to play is ridiculous.  Favre has started a million consecutive games.  That’s because he wants to play.  Favre took painkillers so that he could play. 

Then, even as Favre threw pick after pick that killed the Jets down the stretch in 08, the Jets’ management, desperate for a marquis quarterback, fired Mangini in the hopes of retaining Favre, despite the 3 ring circus he leads.  Here was the Jets’ reasoning with regard to Mangini: we either have to give him a new contract because he’d be a lame duck otherwise, or fire him, and since he lost the last 5 games and started 7-3 and failed to make the playoffs, firing him makes more sense. 

By then, a lot of players had come out in opposition to Mangini, and we heard whispers that Woody Johnson himself was miffed at how little emotion Mangini showed on the sideline and in meetings.  While Mangini left a lot to be desired, he was the most successful coach in Jets’ history, believe it or not.  Also, we hear that he was downright verbally abusive to players, which doesn’t sound like a guy who never becomes animated.  Ryan seems to be a better fit for the Jets, and it is very nice to have the number one defense, which Ryan and Pettine have engineered.  But firing Mangini was also going to make them more attractive to Favre, they were hoping, when faced with having a weak Kellen Clemens as your alternative.

Childress brought Favre in, and he will have to live, and probably will die with a guy who conducts his own separate training camp at a high school in Hattiesburg.

–Crack (https://crackbillionair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

Model and reporter, Jenn Sterger (above).

We’ve got a good one for you.  Brett Favre, the on again, off again NFL legend, made unwanted sexual advances to then Jets’ sideline reporter Jenn Sterger while a Jet in 2008, according to off the record conversations in which Sterger revealed the news to Deadspin editor A.J. Faulerio.  Sterger revealed that the sexual harrassment included a picture text message of Brett Favre’s “dick.”

The controversy dates back to just before the Super Bowl, when Sterger, currently a reporter on Versus’ “The Daily Line,” told Daulerio that Favre had sent her flirty voicemails and naughty pictures in 2008, when she was working for the Jets as a sideline reporter and Favre was Gang Green’s quarterback.

Daulerio said Sterger, 26, told him that she had received several friendly but strange voicemail messages early in the 2008 season.

“But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his d—. Brett Favre’s d—.”

Daulerio reported that Sterger, who has posed for steamy photos for Maxim and Playboy, was not interested in a sexual relationship with Favre because she didn’t think it would be a good idea to have an affair with the Jets’ biggest star.


Wow.  I guess the penis show move is a go to for a lot of NFL quarterbacks.




Favre recently announced he was retiring from football, but we are sure he only feels that way because he doesn’t want to attend training camp.  We’d bet he’d be back on the field and showing his penis regularly to sideline reporters next season, and probably beyond.

–Crack (http://crackbillionaair.wordpress.com, www.crackbillionair.com)

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